recently dropped, boo hoo

[deciphering]

Well, you did last longer than I estimated you would. Four months is a paltry amount, but for a mind as...underdeveloped as yours, it's an accomplishment worth some iota of positive attention. Be proud.

[this is just edwardese for "I'm going to miss that dumb place", isn't it.]

Hardly. That was the most polite way I could call you a horrific disappointment without hurling every uncouth adjective known to man at you. Let it be said that even in times of need I do not abandon my manners.

Comments

[umadodin]

Such a large intellect on such a pathetic body... How absolutely hilarious.

[deciphering]

Jealousy is a more primitive form of admiration. I'll consider sending you a thank-you card later; I have nothing but time now.

[umadodin]

Admiration...? You think a god of any sort would admire a mortal?

You think far too highly of yourself.

[deciphering]

Pot, meet kettle. Although I have to wonder why you're even wasting time with me if I'm that much of an offense to your - quote, unquote - divine sensibilities.

[umadodin]

It's not wise to mock a god. Certainly one with an intellect of your... caliber knows that.

[halftheman]

You'll get over it, Eddie. I mean, it's not the first time you've been a forgotten wash up, right?