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dear_mun2013-08-04 09:19 pm
coldkiller) wrote in dear_mun2013-08-04 09:19 pm
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on mun's search for a game
Look, mun, I can understand wanting to have some fun. Really! I'm a fun guy! I know how to party and... get down and stuff!
But sending me off to some horrible place really isn't the answer. I promise. Every possibility you've come up with has involved zombies or memory loss or monsters or something even worse, and I'm scared!
Plus, I have Dollie to worry about. Yeah! And school, don't forget! So clearly, there are way too many reasons why you should just leave me alone. Life is perfect as it is! Don't mess it up!
But sending me off to some horrible place really isn't the answer. I promise. Every possibility you've come up with has involved zombies or memory loss or monsters or something even worse, and I'm scared!
Plus, I have Dollie to worry about. Yeah! And school, don't forget! So clearly, there are way too many reasons why you should just leave me alone. Life is perfect as it is! Don't mess it up!
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That sounds just dreadful! Why would your mun send you someplace like that?
Ahhh hello there 8D
[ Very chivalric. ]
What should I do?
hellooooo <3
I-I don't know. If they're set upon sending you somewhere, there's not much to change their minds, it seems. It's just horrible...! Why would they send someone like you to a place like that?
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I... I don't want you to be killed, Feenie. But, you're a very brave man, you know? I'm sure... I'm sure that you'd manage! You'd give those monsters a taste of their own medicine!
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[It really isn't.]
Maybe I could go, and prove my courage that way!
[Dahlia has probably just successfully murdered him.]
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Those monsters wouldn't stand a chance against you! You'd give them the old one, two punch, and they'd steer clear for good, I'm sure. Perhaps you could make that your job there!
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[There's a perturbed, human-sized kitty staring at you in annoyance.]
And what, pray tell, is wrong with monsters? Or zombies for that matter, except for the fact their fashion sense sucks and they attract flies?
[She turns up her nose in the disdain only a cat can muster.]
And who knows, maybe your mun will find a nice game for you, one without all us scary monsters.
I'm so sorry for his whining. I truly am.
I'm not! Carry on!
EAT you? Ew. That's disgusting. Why would I do that? Ew ew.
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Oh come ON. How do you know better? You ever actually MET a monster? No? Then you don't know. We go to school, and eat hamburgers just like you do. Well, I purrfer anchovies and milkshakes, (Not together of course) but you know.
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No you dork! I mean hamburgers made of BEEF. Not people! We don't eat normies. For the third time!
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You're still a dork. What the heck do you think we make our cookies out of then?
[She digs around in her pocket and pulls out a package of chocolate goldfish crackers, and tossed him one.
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[ GEEZ PHOENIX. LISTEN TO THE GIRL. ]
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[This isn't helping!]
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SHE BEAMS THOUGH, ANYWAYS. STILL FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE? ]
Yep, past-daddy. You're my daddy in the future. Hi! Hee! You really are just as awkward as you said you were~
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[ She points at him. ]
What matters right now is giving you the confidence to be able to join a game, whether it's a horror one or not!