I'm so sorry

[icansmellthem]

Hellooooo~! Why, Miss Mun, you think you can hide them from me~?

They're here. I can smell them. Tell them that I've got lots of candies and lollipops and ice creams~~!

... If you hide them away, Miss Mun, you. will die.

Comments

[arach_nerd]

..someone go get the Chris Hansen that used to hang around here.

[icansmellthem]

Would this Chris Hansen happen to be a child?

[He's now wielding a series of nets of different sizes. And a hook.]

[arach_nerd]

No, he's someone who catches people who prey on minors.

Although, to be fair, I can probably handle hat right now. [And Pete fires webbing at the Child Catcher's feet]

[icansmellthem]

What is this-!?

[He tries to step out of it, to no avail. He swipes at the webbing with the hook, attempting to set himself free.]

How dare you?! I work in the name of the Baroness! Obstructing me in my duties is punishable by death!

[mamanurse]

...Oh god, my inner eight year old is screaming.

[icansmellthem]

Hmph! You are no longer a child. I have no use for you. Now if you would continue to live your pathetic little life quietly and hand over your children, you will not be sentenced to death, hm?

[unglitched]

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[wut]

[icansmellthem]

[RUN VANELLOPE, RUN.]

Hello, my dear! Won't you come with me? I've got ... candies and chocolates! And lots of presents~!

[unglitched]

Really?

I have candies and chocolates literally all the time. What else you got?