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dear_mun2013-08-04 04:12 am
hellspawnedhero) wrote in dear_mun2013-08-04 04:12 am
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Possibly heading to themainframe and not pleased with his mun's ideas.
Alright chica, you and me need to have a little chat. I got a list of complaints a mile long, and you're gonna listen to 'em.
First off, the hell made you think it was a bright idea to send me some place full'a kids? The occasional brat or two is alright, but when all the adult ladies are strictly look, don't touch, we've got us a problem. Don't get me wrong, window shopping can be sweet too, but a guy gets tired of lonely nights sometimes, if you catch my drift.
Second, what's up with taking my powers? You know I'm not a sidelines kinda guy, I was born to be in the middle of the action. Look, I know I used to bitch about being half demon, but I was a bratty little punk back then. Being an ordinary human that needs two hands to lift Rebellion, has shit for senses and can't even survive something as minor as a sword through the chest or a bullet to the brain doesn't exactly sound like my idea of a productive arrangement.
And third, if I'm losing my powers, the hell's up with giving me demonic traits full time? Yeah yeah, I heard your line. Compensating for the loss of half of my 'self' by giving me one form with the traits of both. But I call bullshit. You just wanna make things a pain in the ass for me by hanging a big neon sign over me saying 'Hellspawn right here', don't ya? That's a real dick move, you know.
Listen, why don't we scrap the whole digital world idea and find somewhere else to play. I hear there's some sweet games where the entire point is to get laid, how about one of those instead? That sounds like a party I could get behind...heh, in more than one way.
First off, the hell made you think it was a bright idea to send me some place full'a kids? The occasional brat or two is alright, but when all the adult ladies are strictly look, don't touch, we've got us a problem. Don't get me wrong, window shopping can be sweet too, but a guy gets tired of lonely nights sometimes, if you catch my drift.
Second, what's up with taking my powers? You know I'm not a sidelines kinda guy, I was born to be in the middle of the action. Look, I know I used to bitch about being half demon, but I was a bratty little punk back then. Being an ordinary human that needs two hands to lift Rebellion, has shit for senses and can't even survive something as minor as a sword through the chest or a bullet to the brain doesn't exactly sound like my idea of a productive arrangement.
And third, if I'm losing my powers, the hell's up with giving me demonic traits full time? Yeah yeah, I heard your line. Compensating for the loss of half of my 'self' by giving me one form with the traits of both. But I call bullshit. You just wanna make things a pain in the ass for me by hanging a big neon sign over me saying 'Hellspawn right here', don't ya? That's a real dick move, you know.
Listen, why don't we scrap the whole digital world idea and find somewhere else to play. I hear there's some sweet games where the entire point is to get laid, how about one of those instead? That sounds like a party I could get behind...heh, in more than one way.