voicetest be gentle please C'x canon is dat swimming anime-- i mean Free!

[carefree_persistence]

Mun-chan, right? 

You've brought me here to swim, right? [ There is a pool, right? Looking all over for this hidden pool. ]

And since I'm here, we can also make a swimming club in this place! Then I can probably also find Haru-chan, Mako-chan, Rin-chan, Gou-chan and Rei-chan~ And get them to join it! [ Yup yup. Excited excited. 

 .. No, Nagisa. Swimming club? Not happening. ] 

Muse is in denial

[original_shimmer]

I appreciate the new icons, but I don't think you had to give me one in case my girlfriend breaks up with me. I mean, that's just ridiculous. Even if she did, I wouldn't cry over it. We'd still be friends, right?

...right?

canon is Ex-Heroes, just finished Book 3

[notsowonderfullife]

Yeah, I'm still not sure what's the better choice here: exes or your head space. At least the exes I can set on fire without losing too much sleep.

I think we can agree however that just when I start to accept the strange things happening in the world, they have to go and throw a curve ball at me: magic, demons, not-ex-dead girls. Don't get me wrong, but I'm starting to miss the days when it was just zombies vs. superheroes.

(no subject)

[nameshisweapons]

First off, there's nothing wrong with getting a little attached to somethin' you've spent a lot of time with, so don't think you can make me feel bad with this journal name.

Secondly... you sure you're up to this? You've said it yourself, you aren't even sure if you like me.

Thirdly- wait. Wait. Why wouldn't you like me?

Canon is Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[luckynineteen]

So mun...here I am.

An unfamiliar face added to a minor character you took and aged to adulthood. While I am grateful for the chance to serve the PtB I am unsure of what it is you think will come from all this!

Lead on and I shall follow but know that I will be watching you closely.

on mun's fruitless efforts;

[afaintcoldfear]

Aren't you a sweetie, mun? Trying to find an English copy of "Romeo and Juliet", just for me. You shouldn't go to such lengths for my sake. You really shouldn't... Wikisource has the entire play available anyway, it's not like you can't read it online without the presence of an actual book.

Though, I know how much you like having your source material in book form.

on writing his reincarnation for savetheearth

[extricated]

I'm not familiar with the connotation behind the phrase "weird hippy", but I do think that protecting the environment is very important! We as humans can't live harmoniously with nature without respecting it properly. That shouldn't be such a strange thing to believe, I'd think.

[ well, no... but the veganism... and raising chickens in the backyard... that's a little unusual, yes. ]

This Again?

[adarkfallenstar]

 [A very irritated looking bat EVO fiddles with a broken, but repaired enough to serve its purpose Plumber's Badge.  It's translator is damaged, dot there is a delay and it has a digital monotone, but at least it works enough.]

[He growls lowly.]

So..you are back at this again despite no one asking for it?

At least you let me keep my wits about me this time so I don't embarrass myself more than I already have.

attack on titan maybe spoilers in comments?

[bearsthatsin]

So this is the part where I complain about getting dragged away from my war, right?

Well, no sale, kiddo. If things back home were continuing while some punk was playing around with me here, that'd be one thing... but something tells me that's not the case, eh?

So! Looks like it's vacation time for ol' Dot. What say you try to set me up with a hot date, boy? ...And keep 'em short. I was just kidding about the Titan ladies. [BUT WAS HE]

Legend of Korra: Book Two

[abitofawildman]

Far be it from me to scold someone else for being proud of themselves, but...I can't help but think that you still might be putting the cart before the ostrich-horse here, Mun.

Which isn't to say I'm not going to give credit where credit is due, because, yes that was a good call on your part. I just think that might be the only one you get. That in spite of everything you saw yesterday at the Legend of Korra panel, you're still going to be Joss'd long and hard.

What?! You'd prefer I don't call things like I see them? That I hold my tongue until it's proper to speak? Mun, if that's what you're expecting then you'd be better served by playing Tenzin than me.

And another thing, I think it's probably time for you to start preparing yourself for a whole host of other Me's around here. Your days of representing the sole Bumi are numbered. By September I'm going to be legion, mark my words.

[Potential for spoilers for Book 2: Episode 1 in comments]

Homeless, considering rubycity

[agreatandnoblethief]

C'mon, Munny. What's this Ruby City all about? Does that mean it's full of rubies that I can grab and run off with?

....Just kidding!

Seriously, though, I have to go there. We can't leave Mr. Edgeworth in a game on his own without his assistant [Even though he's got other castmates there too, Kay.]. You know that he can't survive with just his cravat and wrinkles!

oo1.; klavier's voice test (considering hollyheights)

[herrglimmerous]

Achtung, baby! I appreciate your interest in playing me, and even more so in putting me in a halfway decent game, but I must decline. [ wh- ]

You're hardly familiar with myself, ja? I'm sorry to say, Fräulein, but let's reserve my character for the more experienced.

[ i cannot believe ]

Mun, We Need to Talk

[aliceofnewlegend]

Yes, yes, I know, I should be happy at you picking me up against, I've been in that headspace getting dusty for long enough, but this really isn'ton. You don't know where anyone is and ... 'of new legend'? I've told you, I'm just Alice. Stop giving me grand titles, Charlie will start calling me by them. If we ever find Charlie that is. Or Hatter.

And speaking of; because you hear that there might be a Hatter in that game you want to send me there? They send people out to be killed like it's a game - that's the entire point of it. I couldn't be there; not without doing something, and your plan is to make me be a-okay with it all? No, no mun that is not me.

You haven't even finished getting me icons yet; and I've noticed there's none with him either; what makes you think we're ready to do this? You've rewatched, yeah, but is it enough? You've got plenty of 'warrior women' up here, you don't have to pick on me. I was getting used to the quiet.

It's not that I'm not grateful, I am. I just... I just wish I knew where we were heading. If we'd see some friendly faces. That's all.

About that swimming anime....

[forkbrush]

 Maybe that human and I should change places. It wouldn't be so bad, right? I mean, he'd be happy and I'd be happy....there's no harm in that, right?

[Talking about that guy that gets all shiny eyed when he hears the word pool.]

He could swim all the time! And I could be with the humans.

Captain's Log, Guybrush Threepwood

[youfightlikeacow]

You know, you'd think ridding the seas of the Ghost Pirate LeChuck and saving the Governor would be enough to make one a Mighty Pirate™.

Not that I'm not a Mighty Pirate, I know I am, it's just that everyone else doesn't seem to have got the message.

Well, I hope at least your on my side, Mun-person.

Not that I need reassurance or anything, of course not.

It'd be nice to hear some though...if...you know, you feel like saying it.

canon ; pacific rim | because y'all need your grumpy englishman.

[integer]

I suppose this is meant to be a form of flattery.

[ as he leans on his cane and scowls. ]

And what makes you so certain that we are - I believe the term is - drift compatible? [ yeah that's totally the same thing. he rolls the r on 'drift.' ] Is that the intention? Get inside my head? Share my thoughts?

It's funny. Really. It could be of some benefit to you, as I can tell already you don't know the difference between cosines and tangents, at the most basic level - any uses for algorithms or any appreciate for cold, hard data -

[ no. ]

Unfortunately for you, I'm not going to be here to clean up your potential messes.

canonpoint is mid s1 btw. also i have little to no idea of what i'm doing.

[showface]

The last time you sang in a serious setting in front of others was two years ago in a college production of Man of La Mancha where you were in the chorus. Man of La Mancha, while a classic musical, is hardly challenging and hardly ranks up to the musical theater greats. Since then, any attempts at singing have been Rock Band and loudly singing along to top 40 radio-you've got horrible taste in both, by the way.

You are completely out of your league if you think you can play me.

[pause while he waits for the burn to sink in]

That being said, you occasionally make good choices on Rock Band, even if you consistently pick mediocre 80s bands. I guess I can work with this if I must.

[no wait Jesse, I'm the one who has to-]

But seriously, you can do so much better than "In A Big Country." It's hardly challenging and barely fits your range.

[you douche.]

This seems like it's engineered to give me issues

[turgonthewise]

Dear mun:

My major emotional issue is that my wife is dead. So you've made me fall for a human woman. An elderly human woman.

She's wonderful, but I don't like where this is going.

-King Turgon

testing and idek

[protectmyballs]

So this is a voice test, huh? I guess I still don't really get it. You're not even using your voice!

But hey, it's okay! We're still going to a game after this, right? I've never heard of a Holly game, but I'm still excited to try it! Heheh!

On Upcoming Things

[sentryslinger]

You know, Miss Mundane, I'm glad you're all excited about this visitation business, but don't you think you've got enough on your plate these days?

I do too, of course, given these robots we're fightin'. It might just be a game to you, but it's a job for the rest of us. And believe you me, I do take my job seriously.

Mun just saw the Catching Fire trailer

[primreaper]

If any of you think I'm oblivious, that I'm not aware of what I do,
I assure you, you are wrong.

I know what I do every year when I go up on that stage.
It never gets easier. But this year... The odds are certainly not in anyone's favor.

(no subject)

[nottalittlewolf]

ITS NOT "THE TALK"!

I'm just asking for advice! That doesn't mean I don't know how it works so stop calling it that!

And here I thought you might go easy on me since this is the last time I get to see my friends before I'm murdered and all that stuff you got planned for when I come back .

Nooooooo, of course not, should've known better shouldn't I?

(no subject)

[inspirethefire]

Let me begin by stating that I am flattered by the return of your attention, and your interest in my return as a stable member of your playable options. Disregarding, of course, the sort of things you did to me last time you did this. It is nice to be remembered.

However. It's not in your best interests to put what energy you have to spare into playing me. You have work to do, things to accomplish! Finally, you are taking things into your own hands! Now is not the time to be splitting your efforts with such frivolous pastimes as you would with me.

Besides, I'm sure I need not remind you of your sub par activity in other areas. Those games have already gained your loyalty, and now is not the time to spurn them further on the whim to return to me. Put your all into the work you have at hand, and you will find all the excitement you need!

As ever, I will be proud to cheer you on from the sidelines. OSU! You can do it!

On where he's being sent next month

[a_seat_in_hell]

Okay so I've seen some places you've looked at that sound like real nightmares... this place sounds like Yumanju in comparison. I should probably be thankin' you. And Judy's good company in any capacity so... yeah. It's a good thing.

And uh. About Flynn...

[He trails off and shrugs.]

Eh... Don't worry 'bout it. Forget I said anything.

Ever made a journal entirely because you thought of a great user name? I have.

[saisthelimit]

Just finish watchin' the series, and then I can box your ears- I mean, we can talk about your little puns, a'right?

exsilium

[galactically]

Alto? Oh, what makes you think he'll be perfectly fine in a place where war and constant rain happen all the time? I know exactly what you're going say! There's a real, open sky for him to fly in and of course, the chance to hang out with me every day. Aww, how flattering of you. But you're missing a few important details:

1) His EX-Gear will get ruined if he tries flying outside. You know he'll get a serious case of the doom and gloom if he loses the opportunity to be with the sky!

2) He deserves a break from his role as a soldier. Do you honestly think he'll approve of that amateur, time-traveling resistance group? Of course not.

3) The most important point of all: I'll be fine! I have two cute roommates who'll keep me company and I can always have everyone know about the one and only Sheryl Nome. Do you understand what I'm trying to say? I've survived the missions, the bombings, that silly epidemic, and everything else for several months. I can and will handle anything Exsilium throws at me as long as I keep singing.

See? ... Oh, you silly mundane. What do you mean I miss him? Keep those thoughts out of your head immediately!

sdcc 2013

[liugan]

( cut for massive thor 2 spoilers being discussed )

A reluctant friendship is bothering him.

[pink_spider]

You really need to keep that kid under control, Mundane. He gives me a headache. Half the time I don't know who I'm talking to with him, and the other half of the time he forgets what he's saying.

You keep saying we have a lot in common, but I look at him and I think the only thing we really do share is our sexuality, and even then, I think he'd forget what he's doing halfway through sex.

...Ugh.

considering tushanshu

[grigio]

You want me to live on the back of a giant turtle? That actually sounds a bit crazier than home. But if it's zombie-free, I'll give it a shot. Pick a canon point, and if it's possible, find me an R. God knows we can both use a vacation from home.

Plus, a giant turtle sort of sounds trippy as hell.

--Ultron, you say?

[pixiesized]

So, wait. Does that mean I actually get to be in this movie?

(no subject)

[crossbeau]

 Taking me out for a night on the town, huh? Can't say I'm surprised. Still, a little warning would be nice, seeing as I left the good vest at home.

Don't give me that eyebrow raise. We both know which vest I'm talking about. You know, the smaller one, with the buttons that go down to-

[ a hearty laugh ]

Minx.

I think this'll work out. And if it doesn't, well. I guess I'll just shoot you. Deal?

(no subject)

[thenaturaltype]

If there's no way out of this just try and at least pace yourself a little.

[A deep sigh...]

nope can't hold it for another month

[redbot]

Yes, I know it's... stressful, and disappointing, as well, that neither of us will know what's to become of me for several more weeks. I want to know. Not just for my sake, but for Blue's. I'll -- fight, if I have to, with every ampere I have left. You and I both know that I won't let them tear us apart, and neither will she. They don't understand us, and I think that will make us... stronger than them, in the end.

Forgive me. I'm just so tired...

Muse is speaking out after recent reserve. Soul Campaign.

[sp8der8itch]

Oh coooooooome on mundane. Do we really have to walk this path again? Twice, twice, already we have walked this path and explored it's a8undance! It's 8oring mun. Straight up 8oring!

8esdies you lack the confidence to play me, among a 8unch of other traits. However, weeeeeeee really shouldn't go into those. I don't want to degrade you further for fear that you will lack even more self esteem.

*sigh* Wh8ver! Do what you want.

Potentially going to adventuresofooo

[pinevestigator]

....wait wait wait, hold on.

You...you can't be serious. You're not serious, right? You mean to tell me you're going to send me to a world probably ten times more dangerous than anything Gravity Falls has to offer...and that Bill is actually going to be there too?

Because see, in my opinion, that's not a very funny joke. Actually, can we just stay away from the dark humor altogether?...because I don't like it.

No, I- I'm serious. You know I don't even think you're listening to me.

[ughhhh] canon is The Last Remnant.

[the_last_remnant]

Oh come on! Why does he get all of the action? I want to go somewhere too. ... ... ...This is so not ace.

on his mun's sister playing KHII (and her running mental commentary during it) rusty voice is rusty

[jarethwannabe]

Okay, one? You are way too excited to beat the crap outta me. Like, seriously. Keep it up, and I'm gonna start calling you "Larxene".

Two, you got too emotional with that whole "Saix and Axel" scene. They're jerks, remember? Save your emotions for the important things, like...uh....other things. Things you won't let me talk about since "spoilers".

(no subject)

[wings_of_lucidity]

You thought he could call me and I wouldn't come?

Come now. You know better than that.

By the way, is the second account really necessary? Julian and I could share. We share a head. We all do. We just don't share our minds.

Or is it that you won't pay for more icons on his own account? Hm.

Voice testing

[misterl]

Well, you said if you had a week you could list all the reasons why you shouldn't play me- not limited to only finding a decent number of expressions via fanart and playing the game in your own words forever ago- yet here you are giving into it.

Not that I blame you, I am the best muse in your head- which isn't saying much but I will take what I can get as of right now. After all, you did pull be back from the Underwhere and all.

So, just where we should start. I say we should go after Mr. Jumpsalot, his girlfriend and her stalker after we go after the Clown, but that would be too predictable wouldn't it? Especially you're refusing to look for a game for me. Why end my game over if you're going to keep me in Limbo?

Give a fish an inch, he'll take a mile.

[princeofmelodrama]

No, I don't think I will be formattin' my posts or dealin' with the stupid quirk. That shit is incomprehensibly fuckin' childish.

An' furthermore, if you actually plan on usin' this account, it'd better get fuckin' used properly. I don't just keep accounts on a networkin' site to go idle.

Oh. Right, as for why I even wanted an account in the first place, how dare you let that little fuckin' land dwellin' peasant break up with me, when you knew I was gettin' bored tryin' to make that kismesis work. You knew that, and yet, you let him get the jump on me! 

That is just like a human, though.
Can't do anythin' right.

this is mun's life. these are mun's choices.

[mostoftoday]

... Well. That was awkward!
What a coincidence though, right?
[Nervous laughter.]

... But I don't really think it's anything to worry about. I bet he'll warm up! I mean, we've got a lot in common... sort of...
In the mean time though, it's, uh, fine if you call me Theo. I guess I don't mind it that much if it'll make things less confusing for you. And for everybody else in here I just met! The triangle guy seems fun!

... Besides! He can't kill me if he can't catch me first.

Oh, and I'm so glad you liked the movie a lot! What'd you say about it again? ... It "broke the adorable meter"? Heheh... guess I'm breaking all kinds of records now, eh?

A new-time dear_mun post in the style of old-time radio [Thrilling Adventure Hour]

[thattimeabeegotin]

A voice test! You don't say.

Literally! You did not say. And do feel free to continue to not say. Anything. Unless that thing is 'good-bye'. Good-bye!

...

...

...

You aren't going. Tad rude of you. Now, see here...insert name...only one woman has Frank Doyle at her beck and call. And clink. And glug. And refill! And glug again! And refill again! Annnnnnnnnnd so on. What was I saying? I need a drink. Another drink. One after I have finished the one which is in my hand which I have finished...now!

[Drink pouring noise.]

Drink drinking noise, ha ha!

[Drink pouring noise again.]

You do know I can keep this up as long as you can.

...

Didn't say stop.

[...Drink pouring noise.]

There we are. Oh, what the hay. Should anyone have a query about or problem related to the nether-realms, or affairs of Park Avenue, I will at this time consider fielding or solving it. Or drinking at it! Which as we all know solves everything.

Limited time offer.

Limited until such time as I become sober.

Which, granted, is never!

(no subject)

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Feeling nostalgic?

Nostalgia has no place among the young, my friend. It's the property of the older generation and, to be quite honest, what do you have to be nostalgic for? Everyone enjoys a good game, boy, but you don't know a truly good one until you've played for a while! Give it time. You'll find the game you savor the most will most likely be the last.

And let us speak of games! It's been quite some time since we've been in one, hasn't it? Patience is something I am well acquainted with, a friend I've had over many times before. But patience can only last for so long! I may be a patient man, but I am also a man who prefers to not sit still.

It's only a matter of time, boy. Deny as much as you like, but you and I will find a new battleground soon. We always have before.

Whether you've wanted me to or not.

(no subject)

[the_crownless_king]

This is stupid. I thought you wanted Queen Magdalena to teach me some gentleness early on. Uh... that doesn't seem likely in so far as the fact that she's a crazy sword loving berserker.

Whatever, I don't think she'll change how I interact with Julian at all. Or Miseratti, for that matter.

Buzz off and stop meddling.

(hansel and gretel: witch hunters.)

[newsclipping]

Hey. Yeah. Hello! It has been some time, hasn't it? Some time. Long time.

Since we, you know. Anyway.

You know that copy of the script you have - nice research, by the way, even if it was a little outdated (a for effort!) - where I died? Yeah, glad that didn't happen. But I'm not dead in your head either. I'm alive and kicking.

[ ben that was a shitty opener and you know it. ]

Okay, okay, but you get my point! We could have some adventures together. I know the makings of a dynamic duo when I see one, is all I'm saying. So come on, stop slacking, let's cover some ground!

(no subject)

[sensestheobvious]

I sense that you're doing this just to make fun of me.


[And she is not amused.]