A new-time dear_mun post in the style of old-time radio [Thrilling Adventure Hour]

[thattimeabeegotin]

A voice test! You don't say.

Literally! You did not say. And do feel free to continue to not say. Anything. Unless that thing is 'good-bye'. Good-bye!

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You aren't going. Tad rude of you. Now, see here...insert name...only one woman has Frank Doyle at her beck and call. And clink. And glug. And refill! And glug again! And refill again! Annnnnnnnnnd so on. What was I saying? I need a drink. Another drink. One after I have finished the one which is in my hand which I have finished...now!

[Drink pouring noise.]

Drink drinking noise, ha ha!

[Drink pouring noise again.]

You do know I can keep this up as long as you can.

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Didn't say stop.

[...Drink pouring noise.]

There we are. Oh, what the hay. Should anyone have a query about or problem related to the nether-realms, or affairs of Park Avenue, I will at this time consider fielding or solving it. Or drinking at it! Which as we all know solves everything.

Limited time offer.

Limited until such time as I become sober.

Which, granted, is never!