bad spur of the moment decision

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[DOINK.

Well.

That takes care of that Mun.]

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[klutziness]

[SCREECH]

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[Steps towards. ♥]

[klutziness]

[WARRIOR DRESSPHERE
SLASHDODGESLASHDODGESLASHDODGE]

Cred, cred, cred!

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[Remember all those fiends you've killed, Riku?

Someone harbours a grudge.]

[klutziness]

[OH NOOOOO
BERSERKER
HITDODGEHITDODGEHITDODGE]

Where the heck is my catnip when I need it?!

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[GRUDGE GRUDGE GRUDGE. >8(]

[klutziness]

[FLEES]

[fashionablekeeper]

[Yuj obliviously turns a corner and with a turn of his head, he nearly skids to a halt.]

WHOA! Oh hey there. I almost hit you.

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[Raises Chef's knife.

Maybe it wants to cook you something?]

[fashionablekeeper]

[Oh wait, tonberries aren't playful. CRAP!]

H-hey!

[Stepping backward.]

There's no need for that.

[Yep, he's in trouble.]

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[Steps forward.]

[fashionablekeeper]

[Runs away.]

Later!

[tiamat_shot]

[ALL OF MY NOPE. Luckily he can keep QUITE THE DISTANCE. The advantage of a grid-based RPG system is that he can kite you forever, Mr. Tonberry.]

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[That is horrifically unfair, you know.

B( Eventually he will catch you.]

[tiamat_shot]

[Hopefully it's not before someone else gets in the line of fire.

Or hopefully he can manage to get a Stopshot to stick first.

Yeah, this is a clash of the titans. World's slowest powerwalker against a kid with a rifle who can't do more than 5 HP damage at a time.

You'll pay for the whole seat but you'll only need the edgeeee]

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[GUESS THAT GRID SYSTEM CANT BE BEAT.

unless you can cut corners and we all know monsters are fucking cheaters.]

[tiamat_shot]

[FUCK WHEN DID THIS BECOME PHANTOM BRAVE.

Wait, no, it's more likely some jackhole rabbit just kept spamming Light Curtain, given his canon.

Either way, this is likely going to sting.]

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[RAISES KNIFE--]

[tiamat_shot]

[OH WHAT THE HELL, YOLO AND ALL THAT HIPSTER CRAP

EAT FACESHOOTS, MR. TONBERRY]

[uncleulty]

Oh come on!

I told ya I'd have your money by the end of the week! Octopus royalty's gotta eat!

[letmeshowyoumystabs]

[And so do Tonberries. B(

You lied, and now yous gonna get whats coming to you. Provided you cant outrun this power walker.

Steps forward.]

[ohohohoho]

Oh hello, my dear. How had your day?
Or was this visit a chance to play?

[dynast_seraph]

[Have a confused Ashe, who doesn't have quite as many horrible memories of Tonberries as some. She's still keeping her distance, though.]

Just what are you doing off of Lemurés, little one?

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

[Well &*(#. Time for the big guns.

Spellblade->Flare]

[dork_of_keys]

[So much NOPE. Sora's canon may not have put him against Tonberries, but he does remember getting a Tonberry-shaped gummi ship and his Mun has put him up against Tonberries in RP land... For the record, that particular affair had seen him rescued by Sephiroth for further sdfkjsdkfjds.

So this is Sora trying not to draw attention to himself and staying as far away from the notoriously spiteful little creature as his Mun will let him.]

[myfairlady]

[ TOO LATE I'M ALREADY DEAD

wait.......... ]

[sawthelockdown]

[She's not even from anywhere NEAR this canon, and she's running the other way.]

[doublecasting]

[...

Tonberry, rood. She has an infant with her.

Does she need to Ultima Fury spam you.]