mightyaphrodite: (Really?)
Aphrodite ([personal profile] mightyaphrodite) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-05-26 08:16 am

Muse is not a muse nor amused

First off, that pun is terrible.

Now look, there is only one Goddess here, and that's me. You don't get to tell me what to do or where to go. Especially not to some island where - yes, the activities in general very much appeal to me... but! Buuuuuut! There is some two-bit wanna be goddess in charge and I would be mortal.

I HATE being mortal. I get so dirty and icky and... and I smell. It's just so... ew.

And that's on top of this so-called goddess and her family that are pretending to be my brothers and sisters!

I'm not going and that is final.
captain_nebula: (Smug)

[personal profile] captain_nebula 2013-05-26 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Problem there, Dite?

[Not amused. Nope. Not at all smirking.]
captain_nebula: (Happy)

[personal profile] captain_nebula 2013-05-27 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Goldie Locks does. Why not me?
captain_nebula: (Amused)

[personal profile] captain_nebula 2013-05-27 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. I think I'm pretty likeable.
captain_nebula: (Smug)

[personal profile] captain_nebula 2013-05-27 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
It's justified.
captain_nebula: (Interested)

[personal profile] captain_nebula 2013-05-27 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nebula. Captain of the Leviathan.

[She bows with a flourish.]

Formerly.
captain_nebula: (Sad)

[personal profile] captain_nebula 2013-05-27 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sank to the bottom of the ocean. Right around the time I met Herc. He's my bad luck charm.

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-26 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Aphrodite? Is that you?
Edited 2013-05-26 19:55 (UTC)

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-27 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
How are you?You look wonderful as usual.

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-27 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Dream. I am Morpheus' daughter.

[ She smiles and waves all friendly-like. She's Dream. She's whimsical and airy. ]

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-27 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dream envelopes Aphrodite in a big hug. She's spent so long on Morpheus' shoulder that she's forgotten how wonderful it is to be hugged like this. ]

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-27 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[asfadfds!! stop that, Aphrodite! You're making Dream blush. She doesn't know how to accept the compliments without sound a tad shy. ] I am not that pretty.

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-27 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Just gonna lift hands to face and hide behind them because WHAT IS BLUSHING IT IS EMBARRASSING!! ]

Stop that.

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-27 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ APHRODITE! She's like....still a baby construct thing, or whatever it is that Morpheus made her out of. ] He is very nice but he is not really my type, either.

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-27 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
He dreams of his wife, Psyche. He cannot stop thinking of her. It would be wrong.
Edited 2013-05-27 06:55 (UTC)

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-27 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm not looking for anyone!
Edited 2013-05-27 07:00 (UTC)

Advice Giver Dite?

[personal profile] sleepwithme 2013-05-27 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't we doing that consciously?
magus_erebea: (gotta think about that)

[personal profile] magus_erebea 2013-05-27 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
It turns out bathing isn't just something Artemis does so she has an excuse to shoot people with terrible timing. Or a way to see if Zeus is interested in a barnyard-themed romp. Or...

...you know, actually I could see why you wouldn't want to bathe.
Edited 2013-05-27 06:13 (UTC)
magus_erebea: (flat stare)

[personal profile] magus_erebea 2013-05-27 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
So, what, just whatever dust you pick up walking around for a couple hours is intolerable to a god?
magus_erebea: (flat stare)

[personal profile] magus_erebea 2013-05-27 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
The idea here is that you have to.
magus_erebea: (the way things are)

[personal profile] magus_erebea 2013-05-27 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
I suggest stocking up on your bubbles, then.
magus_erebea: (gotta think about that)

[personal profile] magus_erebea 2013-05-27 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you don't mind asking the gods there they might make you dirt-proof. People have asked them for stupider things.
magus_erebea: (the sweatdrop)

[personal profile] magus_erebea 2013-05-27 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, they've got the total lack of self-awareness down pat.