dear_mun | Apr. 18th, 2013

Apr. 18th, 2013

( Cut for Homestuck stuff )

...A cute pet fox isn't going to make up for being forced to participate in an assassin's game, you know. I don't even want to know what kind of horrible things you've got planned.

galiel

As much as I appreciate your friend's and your concern when it comes to the issue of me losing my memory whenever I go to earth by my own, please stop it. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

You should know that I'll be fine. I have always been. And I'm not alone either.

There is other things you should worry about. Now you should be able to get enough information about me, shouldn't you? It's what you wished for, for a long time.

godelsolution

Honestly, if you want a John Connor there so badly, find one. It's not like I can do it.

nicky_thorson

...okay. Um, I really wanna be a good muse and I really like being with you, but I do have a question. Are there any games that take kids? I'm not blaming you, it just seems kind of like it's hard to find a place to go.

A place with Mom and Dad would be nice, too. I mean, you said there's more Black Widow and Thor players here than on LJ, so maybe I'll see them. I'd like to show them my drawings and stuff. I miss them both a lot.

Current Mood: curious

untilavalon

Do not give up.

You told me you wished me to think of you as a knight of word, and I will hold you to it.

You will not give up, mundane. It is my order as king, and I order you to keep trying. You cannot make reparations to the mistakes others have made, but you can make reparations of your own.

But you cannot if you give up. I understand this day has been a battle, but it is by my order that you will not turn up your sword until the war itself is over.

I will not fail you, mundane.

heads_you_live

You think reading threads from five years ago, when you sucked, is all it took to get me talking again?

No, mun, I've been here the whole time, but you had others who were louder, easy enough for me to sit quiet in the back when I'm not needed. But really, why try and trot me out now?

beforethedarkness

I need to talk to him.

[Taking a deep and shaking breath. Talking things over has shaken his perspective on everything, and...]

I don't care where Obito heard all this from. I need to talk to him about it. I need to hear it from him... The real reasons why.

I don't care how you do it. Get him there now.

reigndrop

Yo, Mun.

What happened to the 'setting a schedule for myself' thing? You know, so nobody's sitting around doing nothing up here? You can have a lot of cool ideas, but it's a lost cause if you're not gonna put in the work to actually, you know, go through with 'em. Or anything. How long are we going to just sit around on the internet, huh?

We're in this together, so let's at least put some effort forward.

... Yeah, I'm working on the whole... leadership thing. Rousing speeches and junk are hard, okay?

- King

soundmind

Hey--don't worry about it! Even if you're rusty, you've gotta just jump right back into it, you'll figure things out!

Me? I'll be okay, I know there are definitely worse places you could have picked for me, and I will worry about my friends back at home, but I'd have someone else depending on me in that place, right? I gotta be strong for my partner, even if it's an animal!

And come on, of course I'll be okay, it's not like missing your friends is the same as lying down in a corner to grow mushrooms for the rest of your days.

[Ha ha ha, funny how she only thinks it's funny if it's not directed at her.]

gun_or_horse

Really you gotta start lettin' me out more often. Hell I wouldn't mind if it's just some silly little PSL like you got my twin in with that laywer...

Come to think of it, if he or the fang face lay a hand on her in anyway that gets her hurt you an' me are gunna have more than words.

Now go find me something to do. I'm getting bored and rusty here.

[And the mun face palms.]

letsplayalovegame

Really, chérie? Making yourself sick off sweets isn't going to help anyone. Honestly, do you have any self-control? At all? [He frowns, obviously not amused by his Mun's stupidity... and complete lack of judgement. Dead tired -- to the point that she's more a zombie walking -- and she still insists on sucking down caffeine, sugar, and the likes? That's not something he considers genius-level thinking.]

What made you think eating candy after chewing on brownies for an hour was really a good idea? Especially sour candy? I'm surprised you've lived this long; it must've been some form of miracle that you didn't swallow rat poison as a small child.

[You calling me fat, motherfucker?]

What? Me? Never! But the way that you completely disregard your health for minor little indulgences is rather disconcerting. Not for me, heavens no; but that really can't be good for you. Did you even bother to check how much sugar was in that candy packet? Ugh. Enough to make an elephant have a sugar-induced fit, from what I saw.

[Who died and made you a pinnacle for bodily health, Mr. I-have-sex-with-anything-that-moves?]

Pah, keep your snappy attitude off my back. And don't bitch when you start to suffer the sugar-withdrawal headaches; that's your fault and only your fault.

donttasemebee

( Spoilers for issue #16 )

godofderps

Well, I see how it is, Mun...

[Oh, feel that sadness radiating off of Hashirama. See the dark shadow of misery hanging over his bowed head.]

I guess I'm really not so important as your muses go, you do have plenty of others who should take first priority when you get around to apping again... If you ever do.

cancercarcino

SO YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING THROUGH WITH THIS?
I GET THAT YOU POSSESS THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A FUCKING DIRT NOODLE, BUT I DON'T EXACTLY ENJOY THE IDEA OF BEING SHIPPED OFF TO SOME NEW LOCALE LIKE I'M A PIECE OF CARGO.
HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FINE WITH LIVING IN ONE GAME, AND THAT BEING FORCED INTO OTHERS ISN'T EXACTLY REGISTERING VERY HIGHLY ON THE 'THINGS KARKAT VANTAS WISHES TO DO BEFORE ALL OF PARADOX SPACE GETS BORED WITH THE BIGGEST PUNCHLINE EVER SPAWNED AND DECIDES TO TERMINATE HIM IN A SPECTACULARLY HILARIOUS AND BRIGHTLY-COLOURED MANNER' LIST?
I'M ALREADY SETTLED QUITE NICELY AT THE SHIP, SO WHY THE FLYING NOOKSNIFFING FUCK WOULD YOU SEND ME OFF TO SOME OTHER PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE WHETHER OR NOT YOU'VE BEEN AT THE SAME GAME FOR A LONG TIME?
AND NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT WHAT GOES ON IN THAT DEFECTIVE HUMAN THINK PAN OF YOURS, BUT DON'T YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU NEED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW?
YOU'RE STILL NOT DONE WITH THOSE FINAL HUMAN SCHOOLFEEDING EXAMS, AND INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON THAT LIKE A COMPETENT HUMAN.
AND I'M BEING GENEROUS IN USING THE TERM 'COMPETENT', ENCLOSURE TALON INCLUDED, IF GOING BY MY EXPERIENCE WITH THESE 'MUNS' IS ANYTHING TO GO BY.
INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY GETTING OFF YOUR ASS AND, I DON'T KNOW, DOING SOME STUDYING SO THAT YOU GET A DECENT MARK, YOU'RE LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
CAN YOU EVEN HANDLE MORE THAN ONE GAME? I KNOW YOUR ASTOUNDINGLY SMALL ATTENTION SPAN HAS FUCKED YOU OVER IN THE PAST, HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY OF THAT ANY THOUGHT?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW THERE'S NO STOPPING YOU WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR THINK PAN SETTLED ON ONE IDEA.
THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY IS IF YOU DO DECIDE TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE, JUST MAKE SURE TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE THAT'LL ONLY MARGINALLY MAKE ME WANT TO STAB MY OWN GLANCE NUGGETS OUT WITH MY CLAWS.
JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW A FEW OF THE OTHER MUNS IN A GAME DOESN'T MEAN I'LL WANT TO GO THERE.
AND IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS ASININE IDEA, MAKE SURE I AT LEAST KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THERE!

treecostumes

...I have a lot of complaints about this but they all take back seat to that idea. If you even remotely think about changing this journal to that stuipd song. I will put an axe through your head.

Oh no. That's accurate. Completely accurate to how things are in District 7. [The level of sarcasm in her voice could fell trees by itself.] I just don't want to advertise it. I mean, it's not a pride issue..

Sort of a what happens in district 7 stays in district seven. Issue. You know?

arrowsparrows

And you think this is a good idea because...?

smokeinhalation

You can't be serious, mundane. This again? Not that I'm itching to go anywhere, but you didn't follow through with sending me someplace last time. Why should I believe this time will be any different?

And no, tossing me into "memes and things" doesn't count as sending me somewhere.

emperorship

It's not that hard, you know. I mean, you don't have to know everything. You've forgotten a lot, but that's okay! There's always review, and that's easier now, right?

Anyway, I'm sure you'll figure it out. It's been a really long time, mun.

...and there's no harm in putting off schoolwork for a bit, but you never heard that from me.

wherethestoryis

Do not try to pretend you remembered or researched what today is. You had to be told. This dorking-out fest is because you're trying to make up for it. It's pretty hilarious to watch, though, so go right ahead.

(Relatedly: that spoiler that has you so pleased with Injustice? Not something to be pleased about! You know the one I mean. I don't care if you're vindicated, I'm not.)

Thanks for celebrating the 75th anniversary of our existence, and for trying to drag the Clarks you play with into it, too.

Now go get things posted why don't you.

melding

I don't care for your schemes, mundane, or how clever you think you are. It doesn't matter from when they are and from when I am — they're my family.

[ oh really, m'gann? and what would your family say, once they know what you've become? ]

...Just get me where I need to be, and I'll take care of the rest.

daughteroflight

You're thinking about a third game? No, wait. You. Are thinking about. A third game.

Okay, it's kind of nice that you miss ~~tormenting~~ me but come on now. I've already got one set of parents who are surprise robots, another that are surprise royalty, I don't need to add a surprise diety to that.

On the other hand I know "thinking" and "doing" are completely opposite things for you so...yeah. You just keep on thinking.

escarabajo

Your priorities are way out of whack, you know that? You keep saying you've got, like, 40 pages of term paper to do, and since this is college, it's a really big dea--

You're not listening to me, are you.

All right, all right. How's this? Before you book my cruise on the S.S. Turtle, you do maybe... half of that. I'm being super reasonable here. I'm not even questioning your logic on the whole floating turtle thing for now. Even if I sort of just did it there. (But come on--seriously? A turtle? Can't we go somewhere normal for once? I'm kind of sick of battle royales, and zombies, and monsters. And snow.)

By the way, you really shouldn't get fictional characters to nag you into doing your homework. I'm not even going to touch that one: you can psychoanalyze yourself.

eidetikerwill

New people ending up in the ocean with a massive shark swimming about or ending up with the ship's monsters ready to eat them or in the vents where they can fall through into the hull. After that, I have to be down in the Holds working on the engines while the monsters are chasing me. We have no steering, no power and only a small amount of clean water. All the food on board except for the canned creamed corn will be rotting and soon to be overrun with maggots and flies.

[Rude]

All of this in ninety to hundred degree temperatures. Then there's that kid that's you're letting steal all my identification and tell others who I am. No one needs to know I worked for the FBI when the last person known to be any sort of law enforcement around here ended up dead. No, I'm not getting involved in that either. Someone else can figure out who killed Detective Inspector Lestrade. There's not a lack of suspects. At least he's not here among them.

Couldn't go to the nice dreaming place, no. I had to go here.

landfall

I really hope you know what the frak you're doing, because I? Do not.

Don't put this on me! You pick what we do next.

notyourlittlewolf

And here I thought I'd freed myself from you.
Seems it was all just a matter of time before you snatched me back. Ad what do you have planned for me? What nightmare will you expose me to?

I can't but wonder if this is the best use of your time, because I won't go so easily and you have better things to worry about.

Release me. Find someone else.

notforlove

That is what I meant about whim accounts.

You delude yourself into thinking that a handful of chapters is sufficient to understand someone, then have the gall to be surprised when the situation isn't what you prematurely assumed.

It's about as irresponsible as this post.

[ Never mind his suspicions re: his mun struggling with distinguishing his voice and his supposed son's voice, but that's not a topic he's about to broach. ]

Current Mood: cynical

nijiesque

Mun, why did you bring me to a new place suddenly? Why... Isn't Gareki in this place, too? Or anyone...

You've kept me away from everyone for a long time already. You seemed excited to do this and it's nice to be out again, but why am I alone?

[ooc: Despite me using anime icons Nai is caught up to the present place in the manga.]

puckoff

Hey Mun, I've been with you for a little while now. You aren't that rusty with me. I'm not sure what you're so worried about.

You've got most of the application done, you know it's fun since you've got other muns you know in there, and I have a lot of people I know in there! It'll be great! ...well, I hope so. I'm super nervous about being plugged into such a big game, too, but I trust you. I know you don't feel like you're the best mun, and trust me, I get that feeling of being overshadowed a lot. I mean, have you seen America? But, from what I've learned, it's okay. You don't have to be the best there is. You've just gotta back up where this voice of mine came from, right? As long as you have fun and know me like I know you do, I'll be here.

Where else would I be without you, eh? Let's go ahead and finish this and submit it. And, well, we'll see what happens from there.

divine_spirits_universe

So your desires lead us here? I suppose this could prove an interesting experiment. I'm not adverse to this idea, but you still have a long way to go before we can have a functional working relationship. But practice and diligence may prove fortunate. I'll wait and see how this works out for the both of us.

hexs

This is foolish.

I will hex this thought out of your mind, don't think I won't.

a_noble_flame

I won't say the memories are horrible or not without some sentimental fondness. I wouldn't remember them though and... it's better that way, isn't it? It's been a while now. Things have changed, people are gone.

... The least you could do is stop talking about that.

didntlearnanything

Y'know mun... it's great I'm back and y'all didn't forget about me... but do I really gotta get sent back to that ship thing? Can't I just stay in that one game y'all are lookin' at? The one where I can just stay at Sweet Apple Acres?

...No, I didn't think you'd be fine with that either.

putupon

Seriously? I probably don't have enough canon to scrape an app together. Go make a journal for Aikawa or something and forget about me, I've got moooore than enough on my plate as it is.

nightmarecorset

Not only have you forced me to share living space with that weak man who denies his fate, you've decided to make a little joke about my wardrobe. How adorable. Maybe you should consider the possibility of existence as a Fearling a little more seriously. Because the way you're going, you are going to wear out my patience extremely quickly.

Remember, you fool... I can easily twist your mind and shatter your dreams. Watch your step. And your back.

forli

So you've called me forth for no other reason than the Borgia whore is there. [She's dismissive.] There are still things that must be done on your side and on mine. I would rather return when my deals are all made. I will not be undone by a Spaniard, and you shall have no possession of me.

The Bitch of Forli bends to none. [There's a slight smirk.] Even if I have lied with a Borgia, many can say that.

Even another Borgia. [Looking at you, Lucrezia.]

Now as the Holy Father would say, I have webs to weave.

power_hungry

You're a liar! You already said you were looking yet I'm still here. Do you know what my last master liked to do to liars?

[ Say don't do it again? ]

Ha! No, he usually would have me and Yuki teach them a lesson. If you want to learn all you have to do is ask~

misterbubbles

[ A quiet and uncertain 'nnnnh' whimpery noise. ]

Where are you, Mister Bubbles?

exorcizamus

Really. You take one look at our... lost, lonely world, as you put it, and you're overcome with nostalgia. Funny how you can claim my victory as tragic one minute and wonderful the next.

I have work to do. Time to spend with the planet I've won back. Alone.

photo_perfect

Fräulein,

I, Photo Finish, would think you of all people would understand the value of not slacking on your duties. You have sewing work to do, you have fliers to make for the three high schools in your area having their prom in the same month to offer your makeup services. So ashamed that you aren't already on all of this.

While the attention is finally appreciated, you have things to be doing and you know how much detest I have for you being a general slacker on fashion matters. Your voice may be shaky, but a little review and practice will do you all the good in the world.

Until then the wait will be well warranted.

miele

All due respect, I've got plenty of things to do that aren't sitting on my hands in here waiting for you to get your ducks in a row or anyone else to pick us out of a line-up.

And you need to make your mind up anyway what the hell you think you're doing about a timeline, or a universe, or anything, or you'll only be digging yourself deeper in the long run. So why don't you shoo and bother someone you know what you're doing with?

(Also, I don't think you're as clever with the icons as you think you are.)

yotsubahime

I had been wondering when you would get around to this, mundane. Rikka was sent to that place with the pillows some time ago, and Mana is running around, but I have been waiting patiently... Well, perhaps not so patiently. But I suppose it will be all right now that I have a journal, won't it?

It would be nice if you could find somewhere I could go, though. I fear I will get bored here when so many of the others are out to play...

nicotinefits

All right, let me get this straight. You're charging into this with no plan, no back-up, you have no idea what you're doing but you still expect me to go along with it. Okay. So far, so nothing new. Not sure how this is going to work if neither of us knows what we're doing but okay.

But will you quit plotting the quickest way to seeing me die already? Figures, city full of sex and that's still where my life's headed. You know it ain't too late for me to walk away from this, right?

forhislegacy

And with good reason! You aren't doing this to be nice and we BOTH know it.

It'll be - [Her voice goes very quiet.] ...nice... to get to see him again. And the rest of them too! But what's going to happen when he finds out? What's going to happen if the rest of them know? I'm a great actress but I can only keep it up for so long, mun!

...wait a second - how long has he been without there without a guardian? You guys have let him die HOW many times?!

Ohhh, you better finish my app FAST! Forget about the rest, if you don't get me there as soon as possible I'm really gonna let you have it!

[...well that was a complete 180. Thanks, Anise.]

wing_of_night

( Injustice spoilers out the wazoo. )

I think we have issues.

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