Good Guy Guilt-Trips

[godofderps]

Well, I see how it is, Mun...

[Oh, feel that sadness radiating off of Hashirama. See the dark shadow of misery hanging over his bowed head.]

I guess I'm really not so important as your muses go, you do have plenty of others who should take first priority when you get around to apping again... If you ever do.

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Had to, you know.

[first_host]

[No, no you stop that moping right now. The good thing about this place is that it gives her enough leeway to try and loop her arms around him from behind.]

Come on now, chin up. I'm sure she'd put you somewhere if she had the time to do so, they do tend to take on a lot more than they can handle.

Of course you did~

[godofderps]

[Well, if there is anything that can truly lift his spirits (other than Madara experiencing an abrupt sanity transplant, that would be pretty sweet too), it's Mito's attention. He'll never stop feeling lucky that a wedding of state turned out so wonderfully, and he brightens as her arms fold around him.]

Well, hm, that is true. And she does contemplate it.

... If she does, perhaps she'll even send me to where you are! [And that would be amazing, yes. Even if it means ponies.]

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[first_host]

[Best to not hope on Madara's sudden sanity implant, that's something that will probably never happen. And she certainly knows the best way to get him out of one of these states is just a simple bit of attention.

Even if it causes her to be a bit mischievous (it's an Uzumaki thing, really) and shift around to his side to lean up a place a kick peck on his cheek.]

I'm certain she does, they always tend to contemplate these sorts of things from what I have learned.

[Even if it means ponies and being without chakra attention?] Mm. I would certainly enjoy your company there, even if life would be a bit... different than what we're used to.

♥♥

[godofderps]

[Just as long as she's not painting the mountain with that mischief!

Yes, Mito kisses (even when they're pecks) are an instant brightener. How can he be sad with his lovely wife here?]

Different? Haha, I would think so! How would I perform any jutsu with hooves...?

[And as he says it, he'll wrap an arm around her waist and hold her close by his side.]

[first_host]

[Now why would she ever do that? Desecrate such a pretty face on the mountain would be a crime, after all.

He can't and that's exactly what she's glad of, even if he's still the most ridiculous of shinobi she's had the pleasure of having any sort of contact with.]

Then you might be interested in knowing that jutsu isn't something we can do there. They use something similar to chakra, but call it magic or some sort of nonsense. Though that's only if you're a unicorn. [She's certainly not going to object to being pulled closer, leaning against his side affectionately.] Though who knows, you might not be a unicorn, hm?

[godofderps]

[Oh pff, he is not the pretty one between them. He's just plain old Hashirama, nothing special at all~ Despite all those people who keep trying to call him a god, what's with that?]

Magic, eh? That sounds like it could be fun... I don't know if I'd want to be a unicorn, though. It doesn't sound very manly. [As if being a different kind of pony would be any better.

But that's his lovely wife snuggling up to his side, and everything's right with the world for now, so he can indulge in pondering himself as a unicorn.] What're my other choices?

[derpflash]

[NO MOPING WE ARE DERPKAGES OKAY]

I think it is a shame for your mun not to have you as their first priority, though, Shodaime-sama.

sob i need to make/upload more than like 6 icons for him

[godofderps]

Ah! [Okay just seeing Minato makes him happier, lovely reminder that his village is surviving and prospering even without its Uchiha, sob]

Oh, well, I guess she should pay attention to the ones who are already promised! Keeping promises is very important, after all!

haha hashiderp should have more icon love :3

[derpflash]

[Minato followed on your footsteps, after all! In more ways than one. :3]

I agree. [That's a sudden change.] Is my own sensei one of those promised?

yes he should~ hashimun needs to be un-lazy

[godofderps]

[Dem Uzumaki women, amirite?]

Ah~ I don't believe he is, not to a game! But it sounds like you'll be getting to see him anyway.

hey it's fine, minimun is too XD

[derpflash]

[Hot damn, they make very good wives!]

Mm, I think my own mun mentioned this in passing, but I suppose it's not bad to hope. [That they be in a game together.] I would invite you to come join us in this place, by the way, however I also know your mun already has two shinobi there. [Two shinobi important to his son.]

lazy is fun

[godofderps]

[Darn right they do!]

Haha, she does! Two shinobi who would be of my own village, I believe she's stated outright that she would feel some conflict there! Which I can't blame her for, really. I wouldn't care to entirely miss my own granddaughter's protégé!

lazy is the new black

[derpflash]

Ah, that's right. It'd be a shame to have such wasted opportunities.

[A moment of thought, before:] Then, may I ask what kind of place are you hoping to go to?

totally is, yup yup

[godofderps]

Heh, well, I'd really love to wind up somewhere that's got my Mito in it.... [And that sure is a dreamy goofy smile on his face, yep.]

B)

[derpflash]

[Minato sheepishly chuckles himself.]

I wish you luck, then. In that regard, I'm lucky that I'll be having my Kushina where my mun will be placing me.

[godofderps]

Lucky indeed! And I wish both of you excellent luck there! My mun says it's a very good place for the two of you.

[derpflash]

Thank you, Shodaime-sama.

And, indeed. [His smile turns a little wistful.] Especially since our son will also be there.

[godofderps]

Ah, that's the most fortunate of all. To have your family all together... [Grin.] I can only hope for such good fortune! [Or to have his own kid(s?) touched on at all in canon. Y'know.]

[joinery]

Oh? I'd love to be getting out and about myself! Too bad we can't lend a little more energy to them, eh?

[godofderps]

[Oh, hey, it's another him. Cool!]

Too bad indeed! It would make everything so much easier if we could just loan them the energy they need.

[joinery]

[So cool! Ain't dear_mun a trip.]

Ah, well, there's always hope for a burst of inspiration to strike! Is yours actually looking at anyplace? Or is that a bit too far a jump?

[godofderps]

[The best kind!]

Well... she was saying something about... ponies.

[joinery]

A world of ponies? Or is that the one place where you turn into a pony?

[godofderps]

Turn into, it seems! Which isn't exactly what I'd be looking for on my own, but...

Well. Mito's there. [So perhaps he's a little more inclined to it. But ponies are still weird.]

1/2

[joinery]

But how will you do jutsu with hooves?!

[joinery]

... [Though...]

Mito is there?

[godofderps]

Indeed she is! [And... that's really the important part, isn't it?]

Apparently there are ways to perform something like jutsu, but... ah. Not quite the same, really.

[joinery]

Well. How many potential menaces do ponies face? [HE'S AFRAID TO ASK.]

[godofderps]

I... ah, I actually do not know! Mito hasn't mentioned to me that there are any threats there yet...