dear_mun | Apr. 17th, 2013

Apr. 17th, 2013

Okay so you made me a new journal. After not using the old one since January.

Not sure where you're going with this, mun. Not really. If you wanna pause and think about what you're doing for ten seconds, that'd be great. Because honestly with everything that's happened I don't have the mental capacity to fly around in space right now. So unless you want me to be the one in a coma this time, cool it. This shit is getting real old, real fast.

...

You're not even listening to me, are you?

someblondhimbo

Really? We're doing this? He's not even here. (I think.) Nobody's here anymore. (I think.)

Not that I'm complaining. Far from it, actually.

Alright, alright, I'll get on with it.

Happy birthday, brat. I'm late and I didn't get you anything but, you know, since you're not even here, I didn't think you'd care. I mean, I didn't get you anything even when you were around, so. Not much has changed. Except, you know, that you're not here anymore.

God, why am I still talking. Can I go back to my dusty corner now?

naiveking

Insolent wench. If I were in my proper power, I would have you draw and quartered for your continued lies and insubordination.

No, I don't wish to go to that wretched pit, but being stuck in this position is little better. Either finish the job and allow me to endure the suffering as I will or drop the notion entirely; Don't let us remain in this quagmire.

Even the Redfield rat and her little dog allowed me a fight. Do at least try to be better than them.

i_am_not_cute

[Pao-Lin has an uncharacteristically pensive look on her face.]

...it's probably best that he doesn't remember what happened last year.

[Doesn't remember being killed. By her.]

At least Kotetsu won't be by himself now. [Even if Barnaby forgetting about the Bride-Lin plot is going to make things rather awkward for the oyaji, to say the least.]

myranda_royce

Lady Mun:
I like you, even you try too hard to be proper sometimes. But why did you bring me here?
Ah, so Alayne's here. [giggle] That's fantastic! She's a good friend, you know[Randa leans forward and talks as if she were going to tell a secret] Is he here too? Who? Lord Baelish, of course!
I swear, your cheeks turn a quite lovely shade of red, dear Mun.
But I'm sure you and I are going to be great friends.
Yours sincerely,
Myranda Royce

sleeplessinalternia

Holy fuck, mun, what the hell do you think you're doing trying to send me to this shithive? Yeah, it's not much more brutal that professional bloodsports, but at least those games have a higher survival rate than just one. Plus, you're being a gargantuan infant cluckbeast about whether or not you can even write OU Me properly.

Do you even have time to finish the fucking app?

definingfuture

I don't know what you want me to do about it. He's your problem.

Do I want to get out more? Sure. I like to see the sun sometimes. It's nice. Fresh bagels don't hurt either. But, see, I don't have to fight for more air time. Let him steal the show for awhile. I don't really have anything to prove.

... You're not really going to say he's better than me, right? I know you. You won't do it.

ex_backstab594

Oh! Oh. ...Hmn.

This is a surprise. I thought your favor was well and truly elsewhere, mundane. I expect you're here to coax me into getting my hopes up just to dash them anew, mm?

It won't work this time. I've prepared myself for every and any disappointment, I'm untouchable.

So you can just. Go on back to what passes for your effervescent little amusements, and leave me out of it.

You know as well as I that 'what could be' isn't what is.

headup_stickontheice

...

That went...better than you first planned.

I guess I'm glad it came out that way. And that you're gonna be looking for...other things to help me.

I guess I'm glad I'm not dead. ...That's sort of nice.

tooerotic

Mun . . . You don't even like me.

I'd like to go back to Christian now, please.

berenjena

Tch.

An' what exactly d'ya think I'm gonna accomplish by goin' there?

itsmistamacca

Oi, Lad...

Look, I know yer excited 'bout all tis but ya gotta relax, ye know? S'not like ta second ye put me out t'ere all ta other lads are gonna come callin'. Tis is good though. We'll be a right good pair, you 'n me. Also workin' on me accent is a bit tough, eh? It bein' all Liverpool. Ye get t'ere though, I've faith in ye.

Onna side note, mate? Ye know...'bout Johnny...jus' don' be makin' a big deal 'bout how I feel 'bout him, yeah? I donno what I'd do if he 'ated me or somethin'. He's me best mate after all. Already callin' me queer 'n what. Let's jus' be stayin' 'way from Johnny.

With Love,
Paul McCartney

((Don't really have a canon tag for this lad, do we? If there is one just tell me but I couldn't find something that fit.))

pendulumofmind

Mun, please. Calm down. There's no reason for any of this. You're in a highly emotional state and misdirecting your frustrations. Not to mention tired because it is close to five o'clock in the morning.

Go to sleep. Try not to think about any of this. (Or me. Especially me. I know that fic you're planning.) You have other characters to focus on. Please, for both our sanity's sake, do that after you get some rest.

parousian

So I see.

It has begun.

thief_notviking

So, let me begin by commending you on ditching your responsibilities! We already have so much in common.

Who cares about school, anyways. You realize you're essentially passing off a small fortune to some hacks just so they can waste your time and stress you out, all the while you could be out in the real world, getting real experience! Or, y'know, living life vicariously through me. That's fine too. I understand why you'd wanna; I do lead a rather exciting, vastly superior life to yours.

What I'm saying is don't worry so much. This choice is fine. We'll have a great time, you'll see.

Now that that's settled, do me a favor and--really, this is crucial--make sure whatever home you find for me includes a Toothless. And/or a Blondie. Gods only know what trouble she'd get into without little ol' me around to play guide.

...Whaddaya mean, "she might have a problem recognizing me"?

[Canon is a Httyd/Tangled crossover where Hiccup has run away from home and grown up to be Flynn Rider]

badend_jester

Oh, this place is perfect! So much anger here. So much hatred and resenment towards the mundanes. And best of all, so much DESPAIR! Heh hah hah hah. This world is filled to the brim with Bad Energy. Oh yes Master Pierrot, You're resurrection will only be a matter of time.

Foolish Pretty Cure, you thought you destroyed the Bad End Kingdom? As long as there are places like this, we'll never disappear. Come, dearest Mun who's heart is already filled with our darkness. Let's give everyone's stories a BAD END! Especially for all the Magical Girls here... Their worlds shall be destroyed and all their hopes and dreams, all their love and friendship will crushed utterly! The ultimate tale of suffering and woe with the absolute soul-crushing Worst Ending is about to be told! Yes! Wonderful!

serialized

It's not good or bad timing. I have nothing to do with that kind of thing. Literally literally nothing. And since no one else can see inside my head, that's the end of it. No one ever has to know. There's nothing to know. Maybe nobody's really "normal," but I am, I'm lucky to be, I choose to be, and I'm staying that way. I've never hurt anybody in my life --

[That he remembers.]

-- I haven't. And I don't care. Most serial killers are idiots, and boring. I would be the same and you know it. So back off.

venerative

[ A quiet, resigned sigh. ] There is much to consider before we proceed.

There is God. There is Cosette. [ first and foremost, naturally. ] There is the Inspector, the law. There is the barricade, the insurrection, the consequences. [ and, of course, a certain boy of the barricade. ] Do not act lightly.

rycbar

Well, I have no idea what the username means, mun. So I am going to ignore it. But it's good to have someone to chat with. Better than the vampires outside. Defenses are up. Pesky buggers.

Souffle number 3 was much too magnificent to see the light of my display. Oh well. ~~What is the saying - if you don't succeed? Or is it - insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?~~

[Be gentle. She's currently just pre-DW S7 E01.]

cortexiphaned

They say the third time is the charm, mun, not the fifth and considering the last few places you've sent me, I'd rather not find out which is more accurate.

kingofnightmares

One place isn't enough for you? I have enough to deal with at just one game.

Honestly, I don't see what you get out of this, besides taking pleasure in tossing me into ridiculous situations and seeing me suffer. Would you even have enough time for two games?

[He rolls his eyes, crossing his arms.]

One game is enough. I don't wish to be tossed into another. I have just gotten adjusted to the game I'm in, after all that has happened. You're going to wear me out thin at this point.

tattletales

Hey...

This seems like it's gonna be fun and all, it's kind of a sausage-fest around here... but would you mind movin' the psychos down a few more doors?

[ She'd be referring to the three Hannibal Lecters residing in the mun's headspace. ]

bootsweremadeforcasting

What is it they say?

"This too shall pass"?

Now, stop bothering this old man and make yourself useful~ I've given my tidbit of wisdom for the day, and that's my quota.

whiled

. . . ru-bozu, teru bozu,
do make tomorrow a sunny day!
If you make my wish come true,
we'll drink lots of sweet sa-ke!

Eh -- isn't this the best way? If you memorise the song, you'll memorise the voice that sings it! It's the best trick, you know? So listen, listen!

Teru-teru-bozu, teru bozu,
do make tomorrow a sunny day!
but if the sky clouds and starts to cry --

. . . hmmmmmmmmm. What happens then?

What do you think?

fuego

At some point, mun, we're going to need to talk about the part where you keep forgetting I'm up here and only remembering when you want to throw me at something.

For now? Harry Dresden, English Teacher doesn't have the same ring to it as Harry Dresden, Professional Wizard does. And don't think I don't see those first post ideas you're hatching--they aren't as hilarious as you think they are, trust me.

[Well, I already decided on your job, Harry. Sorry. Just don't burn down a building within a week of getting in, all right?]

Oh, ye of little faith.

radiations

Don't get me wrong. I'm glad that I'm getting the chance to proverbially stretch my legs.

[ He smiles, wry at the corners. ]

I'm, ah, not sure this is what you want to be doing with your time, is all.

glassesnoglasses

That is an awful username. You really think you have time for a fourth? Well...okay, just don't pull the crap you usually pull, and gank me from a minute before I died or something.

letsplayalovegame

Oh, my; look who's thrown herself into the lion's den... [Excuse him a moment, he just really has to chuckle at his Mun's obvious wish to die.] I don't think you understand what you're getting yourself into with this foolishness, ma chère.

[He leans forward in the armchair he's situated himself in. Elbows resting firmly on his legs, he gazes pointedly as smirk tugs the corners of his lips up.]

But... perhaps I can make this a bit easier on you. For a price, of course.

ganger

Just so we're all clear, I'm still him. Still the Doctor. Got all the knowledge, the intelligence and the style. Got my bowtie, very important that is. I'm the exact same man, just a few technicalities when it comes to origin-- maybe also life span.

[He has yet to fully research the inner workings of 'Gangers' on a whole but he'll know soon enough. Or just keep guessing. You know, whatever works. Who's really going to call him on his own species? That'd be silly.]

And I'm pretty sure 'Goo-Doctor' or 'Gooey' isn't as endearing as you'd think. I'm not actually that gooish. Or at all. I'm hard as a rock.

Call me the Rocktor. [There's a pause.] No, actually, that's terrible. Forget that. Just the Doctor works, thanks.

wing_of_night

Look, mun, I know how hard it must've been putting your grandmother in the nursing home - regardless of how temporary. That'd be like me putting Alfred in the nursing home. But, if you picking up a game that you intend to use as an excuse to make me punch Joker in the face for hours at a time can cheer you up even just a little?

I'll count that as a win.

She'll be home before you know it. Concentrate on school, and Joker punching, and you'll be fine.

fusedstars

It's a bit too late to voice your concern. There was nothing that could be done.

Do not take that as me accepting whatever apology you spawned. I didn't forgive you a year ago, and I won't now. Especially for what you have planned at the tower.

Though there are others who share a worse fate than I...

And no, you aren't throwing me into a certain log. Shut up about it.

holyfather

You have shown wisdom in selecting a man of the cloth, especially one so devoted to the faith. I believe this place could use more such individuals, to serve as guides and role models.

Yet I ask you to reconsider your actions. These "memes" are hardly appropriate and aren't suited to someone of my piety. "Love confessions"? No, I don't wish to be involved in something of that nature. I can't say what these people are thinking. They seem to have forgotten basic decency. The amount of hedonism I've seen in this brief time alone is shocking. [Risei does not approve of hedonists.] It's more clear to me than ever that the youth of today are sorely in need of guidance.

I wish Kirei were here. He's a young person who knows how to respect his elders and his God.

reapercussion

So my choices here are to either waste away in whatever hellhole Donna dragged me into - which may literally be hell, great - or get a third chance at life on the back of a giant turtle?

[She pauses to think it over before nodding.] Yeah, okay. Let's do this thing. I've always wanted to travel around. Who cares about rationing and clones and people getting beat up because they're different. Sounds awesome.

[Siigh.] No, but really. As long as I'm not like, suddenly about to get another craving for human flesh, I'm down. I'm ready. Let me take the field, coach.

drawls

I think this is still very premature. You're not prepared, not like you used to be.

pagliacci

Aww, kiddo, aren't you sweet? Sayin' you wanna spend more time playin' lil' ol' me! Well, don't you worry! It'll be easy!

All you gotta do is wrap up that app and send it in! Then we'll be aaaaall set! So whaddaya say, huh? Are we doin' this or---

Wha...? ...Wait a minute. No, no, time out! You were just talkin' about playin' Injustice?!

[She visibly deflates, pouting. Then, with a hmph:]

C'mon, don't tease me like that! We've got work to do!

imnotsure

Sweetheart. We've talked about this. I don't do monogamy.

Oh no. I'm not talking about the island. [Her hands go up.] No. I'm talking about you.

cuernos

This is pointless. I am not going to be "homeless" if you have any say in it, and we both know it. Nothing will be gained by playing coy on this matter. There would less shame in outright propositioning at the rate this is going.

Decide on a canon-point and be done with it.

goodcallbabydoll

Of course I'm proud of Mindy. Intensely proud of her. But I admit I prefer the comic book ending. [It's how he wants to go out.]

strongestcoward

Yah-hah-hah!

You expect me to believe you miss me? Impossible! What sort of idiot would fall for such an obvious trick? It's insulting! You can't miss me if I'm always here. You can't erase madness. You can't make a shadow disappear. It always follows you...Unless you enter into the pitch black.

Ke-ke.

A suitable metaphor! Isn't it pleasant to have a conversation now and then? Let's discuss music! This song is Shinigami's new theme. The lyrics suit him well, don't you think? Although the tune should be a sombre funeral dirge, to make it more suitable. Let's make a remix!

disharmonic_melody

I have to say, I'm surprised you picked me up.

But... in this form? It honestly feels like taking a step backwards.

And I'm not keen on remembering what I was...

... And I know you don't have any concrete plans, but I'd appreciate something more than just "wanting to see how playing me turns out."

[sighs]

But very well, I suppose. Let us see how this goes.

hat_everything

Hey, mun! It's about time you decided to give me some icons. You kept me waiting forever. And now you're going to make me wait even longer before you put me somewhere? Man, the least you could do is hurry up and focus on my game instead of playing those other ones so much. It's not my fault you messed up and got the wrong ending last time, so stop punishing me for it. Sheesh.

[He sighs.]

And what happened to your promise to send me somewhere that I could get some cool powers or something? The last thing I want to do is more school, especially since they'll be expecting me to fight. I know you keep saying I can train those creatures there, but that's not the same as having my own powers.

[He reaches up and adjusts his hat before continuing.] Well, I guess it could be worse. Don't even think of sending me to that haunted house that other poor bastard's stuck in...

thisshitmakesmehard

So you're telling me there is an actual place where there is a "goddess" that requires you to have sex to survive or she strangles you?

That sounds like a wish a porno genie granted a 10th grader.

And I say you're full of shit.

smuppetwrangler

Why the unholy assfuck would you go and do a thing like that?

Mun, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

ozren

You don't have the time for a game, you know that. I know I need friends, and that you think mutant friends would be even better, considering. But you don't need to toss me anywhere but here. I can make friends in this place. I've already got one!

Besides, I don't like school too much anyway. Plus I don't think my aunt would be too happy about sending me to New York. It's so far.

alexandraschin

Why do I have the feeling this isn't going to turn out well at all? I guess you and I aren't so different when it comes to the big stuff. I mean, I don't know much about being a princess either, so there's that. In the meantime, let's just wing it.

dealswithdemons

Ah, Miss Mundane..is it quite nice that you have saved me from..what you say is an untimely death. Truly, that is wonderful of you. But..there are only two girls here that can become part of my harem..

[Yotsuba is a child! And Tohko..no. She's doing something else.]

Then will you allow yourself to fall under my spell?

[No.]

Then bring some lovely ladies to me, mundane! I must build my harem up again..and find someone.

waterbends

I know. I miss them, too.

slaughter_all_evil

Miss Mundane, please stop joking about my superior being a pervert. It's very annoying to have you constantly finding images to try to support your theory. I'm positive I'd know if Kaito was watching me get dressed. Now stop this nonsense or face punishment.

offs

—Yeah, and what the fuck do you think is so funny, huh?

stuffclaresays

So hoarding has... not as good a prognosis as you might hope.

When was the last time I saw Eli's room? His locker was way better, at least, right?

onceandfutureknight

I think you are already aware that this matter is of little concern to me.

Please calm down.

extraordinaryboy

Mun!

I'm finally out! You finally let me out! It feels so good to be able to fly again! I'm not sure why you kept me locked up there so long, don't you want to be able to fly and fight and have fun?

...Work, what's work got to do with it? Work's for grown ups mun!

Come on, let's go have an adventure. Maybe we'll fight Hook, or this Pitch guy I've been hearing about. Or that other pirate you keep up there

[You're not fighting with others in the headspace]

Aw mun, you're no fun! Come have fun!

detoxes

[Someone's feeling a teensy bit lonely.]

That's cool. I'll just never have canon mates. How would that even work in the first place?

...What if I just got my brother back? That's all I really want.

goodliest

Oh dearie, now I'm not saying that all if this doesn't leave me positivetally tickled... but I just don't have a single tick tock of time left to spare as it is.

Oz isn't going to run itself you know. Besides, I made a promise.

lurkerwolf

I don't appreciate your obsession with me. Why can't you just go and bother somebody else?

I get that you enjoy having cast mates but why do you have to tag every single one you see? There are so many Stiles right now I "know" that I have a difficult time telling them apart. Doesn't help they all look and smell the same either.

Current Mood: annoyed

superdrowningskills

...I am not even sure where to begin. Of every trait and skill I possess, my inability to come into contact with running water is the one you chose. I... Your logic is baffling.

[Much as he tries to hide it, he finds this turn of events rather embarrassing.]

I think we have issues.

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