A voice test! Taken from after Assault.

[wolfenstein]

...Go back to your video games, kid; I don't have time to babysit.

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I just had to

[shy_kindness]

Omigoodness!

[A yellow pegasus pony excitedly flutters up to you.]

You're soooo cute! I'm Fluttershy. Who are you?

Welp. I'm dying now.

[wolfenstein]

(The pony part isn't what gets to him. It's being called cute that makes his expression fall flat.)

Not someone to underestimate.

Then I've done my job.

[shy_kindness]

[Fluttershy would pick Wolf up and cuddle him, but he looks too heavy to do that. Fluttercruel is mentally shaking her head and chuckling.]

Oh, my! I would never underestimate you, mister wolf. I've never met a talking wolf before!

[wolfenstein]

(Yeah, he's kind of a big dude. Best not to lift him.

He would very much not appreciate being carried.)

I probably won't be the last.

...Shouldn't you be in the playground with the other kids?

[falcoff]

Maybe you should sit on them till they start crying.

[wolfenstein]

I have better ways to spend my time. If you want to make him cry, be my guest.

(Because that's more your thing, Leon.)

[falcoff]

Your wish is my pleasure, boss.

[wolfenstein]

(A slight nod.)

So you've already checked this place out, right? What's there to report?

[dontgetpaidenough]

You wouldn't make a good babysitter anyway.

[wolfenstein]

The closest it gets is looking after Star Wolf and this kid definitely doesn't have what it takes.

Babysitting is more your gig than mine.

[dontgetpaidenough]

You think I'd wanna watch someone else's kid?

[wolfenstein]

Wouldn't put it past you.

[maverickseason]

That makes two of us.

[wolfenstein]

That means these guys love wasting time, don't they?

[maverickseason]

Second only to deterring us from an extremely important mission.

[worsethanslippy]

So you do talk to everyone like that! I knew it couldn't be just me...

[wolfenstein]

Were you expecting anything less?

[anachronisticbilliards]

Video games only keep them occupied for so long.

[wolfenstein]

And before you know it, they go right back to bothering us, doing nothing of value the entire time.

[anachronisticbilliards]

It's really pretty sad. You'd think they could find something useful to occupy themselves with.

[game_over_pal]

And yet you still run with those no-talent losers you call teammates. If that ain't babysitting, I don't know what is.

[wolfenstein]

If they're the ones with no talent, then that leaves you in a worse spot than them.

I'd sooner trust them than you, bird brain.

[game_over_pal]

Riiiight. I can fly circles around your entire team, pal. Blindfolded.

[surgicalprodigy]

Or is it PUPsit? Get it?

[wolfenstein]

(Oh, he gets it. Wolf just doesn't have much of a sense of humor.

Have a flat look.)