In regards to the latest issue...

[robotlips]

Thank you, Chromedome. Such a kind spark, to help a bot out.


I'll make sure your assistance is known by all.

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[needlefingers]

[..................................]

Someone will stop you.

[He doesn't believe that.]

[robotlips]

Will they now? I'd like to see them try, I really would.

[needlefingers]

[How many times has Chromedome fucked up last issue? Let me count the ways.]

You never know... someone might surprise you.

[robotlips]

[At this point, it's impossible to keep track~]

Oh I hope they do. I love surprises. Makes things more interesting before everyone dies.

[warborn]

Wh...

Why aren't you dead!?!?

[hysterical? ONLY A LITTLE]

[robotlips]

[Oh hello there pet.]

Fort Max.

Dead? Why would I be dead?

You really should know better by now.

[warborn]

[/nononocat all up in here because yeah worst nightmare back up to life

AND HERE HE IS IN THE BRIG]

They said you were dead! Wreckers slagging killed you!

[well maybe not that but 2+2=4]

[robotlips]

Did they? Because I'm pretty sure I killed most of them before they detained me pet. Turned me over to your precious Autobot high command and..well...

Here I am~

[flashdrive]

[INTERNAL SCREAMING.]

[robotlips]

[He's coming for you, little bot~ Hope you're ready for this game of tag.]

[flashdrive]

[He's...he's got this. Really...]

What'd you do to Chromedome.

[robotlips]

[Keep telling yourself that, little one.]

Nothing. Why would I do anything to the bot that helped me out of my prison?

[jerkimus_prime]

Great. I just know Ultra Magnus is going to find some way to blame this on me.

[robotlips]

Well you are a pretty pathetic excuse for a leader. I can't wait to put you out of your misery.

[jerkimus_prime]

Just for that, I'm gonna make my stinging one liner before I kill you extra witty and quotable.

[universebeware]

I'm grateful for two things here.

One, that you didn't break my slow cell, it'd be such a pain to have to build a whole new one. Two, this will hopefully be a chance to try out all kinds of new toys, as I'm pretty sure the Ethics Committee would qualify you of all 'Cons to be someone worthy of breaking out my collection of Unmentionables.

[robotlips]

I'm glad I made you grateful for something.




And next I'll make sure to make you regret showing me all these interesting new toys of yours because I'm going to have a lot of fun using them on you and all your crewmates.

[givesachoice]

[Of all the times to be stuck in a coma...]

[jerkimus_prime]

[Seriously, get your aft out here and deal with this.]

[givesachoice]

[I WOULD LIKE TO.

It would be nice if I was among those unnamed Faders, but if that was the case, First Aid would probably have tried to jumpstart me already...]

[robotlips]

[It's a real shame. He'd love to rip your face off again, Springer~]

[givesachoice]

[As if he'd let you get the chance. Wreckers don't make the same mistake twice.]

r u ready for 2

[nothotrod]

Yeah?

You won't have that smug look on your face when you're being jettisoned into the closest sun.

[Thats right asshole he has a plan. A plan he hastily slapped together, the best kind!]

OH HELLO THERE

[robotlips]

And I'm sure you won't be so confident when I have you pinned down on your stomach while I wrench your arms out of your frame, as agonizingly slow as I can possibly do it.

YOU BIG CREEP

[nothotrod]

Fat chance, Overlord.

[Rodimus stop it before you hurt yourself.]

How'd you even get on my ship. anyway?

[Before you totally get spaced he wants to know.]