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[plains_hunter]

 Alright, I know you haven't sent me somewhere proper in a while, now's as good a time as any to get back on the horse. I'm the restless type, okay? You need to take me out of the savannah now and then, or I start to get pretty testy. Last thing you need right now is me bangin' around the inside of your skull, trying to get out.

As for the new universe, don't worry about it. She said that she really wants to bring me in, trust her judgment. Who knows, I maybe I'll show up in a Batgirl issue. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I know you're worried about representation. I'm sure they'll do right by us. Let's face it, I've already been to the bottom of the barrel. One good thing about being down so long, is that you can only go up.

And for the record, even I find some of the fanart funny.

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[almost_admirable]

Glad to know I'm not the only one the mun's not really doing anything with. Misery loves company, right?

I'm not worried about her doing something so much as the editorial staff my mundane's always ranting about. If they're involved, we'll probably end up under the barrel.

[Business as usual.]

[plains_hunter]

I actually talked to the Pied Piper from that universe in this place. He got aged down pretty nicely. Maybe they'll take a few years off this ragged mug of mine.

I'm still not going to shave regularly.

[almost_admirable]

That wouldn't be so bad, but I'd still be weary about what comes with it.

You wouldn't be a very good me if you didn't.

[plains_hunter]

I don't think they can really make my background MORE tragic, at this point.

[almost_admirable]

Didn't say more tragic, just much, much dumber.