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[dropdeadweasley]

Hullo again, from the Illustrious Desk of Fred Weasley.

Finally done faffing about with all the icons, are you? I have to say, it took you long enough.

And you've still got us the wrong way 'round, I bet! Look at you: playing me in George's body half the time and not even caring. Do you have any idea where he's been with that thing? That's right, all the same places that I have! Positively sick in the head, you are.

But I suppose you did make the very wise decision to keep me in my youthful good looks, so it's nothing I can't forgive just this once. Even though we're going to all this trouble again, all this time later, and I still have to finish my own sentences! What's the point in a twin if I have to do that?

Honestly.

It's like you've never even read the books.

I'm revoking your Mad Missus Mun title until you're done sullying my name. Don't you know I'm supposed to do that for myself?

Comments

[doctor_insano]

Your life sounds complicated.

1/2

[dropdeadweasley]

Complicated? Hardly, mate. It's about getting all this one's priorities in order. Like so--

[dropdeadweasley]

[doctor_insano]

Parchment! Is that parchment like you're some medieval wizard?

By the way, PROFIT sounds like a fine idea! Particularly if it's with SCIENCE!

[dropdeadweasley]

Few centuries off of medieval, lucky me. But nobody ever listens when I tell them we should swap out for something fresher.

[ GOOD ENTHUSIASM, bloke in the weird costume. Marvelous, even. ] Oh, science, magic, magical science. Just as likely to blow up making a profit either way. Still a brilliant idea.

[doctor_insano]

[Enthusiasm he has in spades, right next to insanity.]

Oh, I like the way you think. Blowing something up sounds like an excellent idea!

[courageous_wit]

Why in the world would your mun pick such an odd name? [hey she's from before you died btw, sob]

[dropdeadweasley]

Why's yours got an underscore in? Why are trolls still so ugly after a bottle of firewhiskey? Just the state of the universe today. [ And he is happy as anything to let her rest in her sweet ignorance. Bless. ]

I tried telling her to think of something related to my interests instead, but schadenfreude, Galleons and being good-looking apparently aren't easy to combine into one word.

[courageous_wit]

[it's bad enough she has to tell everyone else she meets that they're dead. So she appreciates it, really]

Erm, yes, I can see how that would be difficult. Perhaps she was going for dark humor.

[dropdeadweasley]

Maybe she was trying to tell me I'm gorgeous. Very hit or miss in this business.

[courageous_wit]

So I see. Are there any plans for you, or will you be staying here for a while?

[dropdeadweasley]

Think I'll poke about out here for a while. Enjoy my only chance to walk all over the fourth wall without breaking anything important. [ A wink. ] See what the world's offering planwise as I go.

[courageous_wit]

Yes. There's actually someone with me who enjoys the fourth wall quite a bit. I don't try walking over it often but it is nice to visit now and then.

[dropdeadweasley]

My thoughts exactly, Hermione! It's surprising nobody's tried to put a market on this old thing. Out of this world experiences for the ages.

[courageous_wit]

You make it sound almost like a theme park.

[dropdeadweasley]

Advertisement's in my nature. Bit lackluster run as a solo act, of course, but it's not insurmountable.

[courageous_wit]

I'm sure you'll figure it out. [hey she may not approve of all their products, but she knows the twins are both business savvy]

[dragonspeak]

[He's mostly just amused.]

I dunno. Finishing your own sentences isn't so bad once you get the hang of it.

[dropdeadweasley]

That's an insult to the ancient and sacred arts of twin-keeping. I'm right, he's left, I start, he finishes, or he starts and I finish.

Possibly even in Finnish.

Thinking all by yourself's a lot less interesting.