someone kill me now (Canon is Friendship is Witchcraft)

[1000hrs_spacecamp]

Tell me, mun.

What is this roleplay of which you speak? Is that like what we do on the Gaia forums? But you have another Princess Luna in here! I do not think she likes me. Won't it be crowded and stinky in your brain?

But I enjoy this... roleplay! Let us do it for all the time!

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Hahaha I read it in her voice and accent.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Princess Luna...? ...Trixie wonders what exactly happened to your voice. ...She wonders if you need some sort of coughdrop.

[1000hrs_spacecamp]

This is how Princess Luna has always talked!

Oh, I get it. In the roleplay, we do not talk like we are normal! That is correct?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie would correct Princess Luna, but she doesn't want to upset any princess. She leaves the voice thing alone.]

Not exactly. Our mundanes type out our actions and what things we speak. Trixie deems it to be a wonder that she still has hers, with all his ineptitude.

[1000hrs_spacecamp]

So... Luna is the role that is being played? But that does not make any sense! Is this some kind of Inception roleplay where we are pretending to be the muns who are pretending to be muns?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[This Luna seems a little... slow.]

Ugh, no, what Trixie meant to say is that the mundanes are the only creatures who are to roleplay.

...

[If that doesn't work...]

Trixie urges you to think of being a showmare putting on a performance. These mundanes would be the showmare; us, the performance.

[1000hrs_spacecamp]

But... I am not a performance, I am a pony.

And I have done this... "roleplay" many times! On the internet! I just did not know its name!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie is in need to inform you that that situation was only a metaphor.

[fruity_puppeteer]

I say Luna, your social skills are improving by the second~

[1000hrs_spacecamp]

Oh come on now.

Even Princess Luna can notice a horrible, badly drawn Mary Sue! And that is you.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Excuse me, Miss Foreign Brooding Sparklehooves?

[bestofthebest]

HEY! Nopony messes with Princess Luna! You got it?!

(No mun, I don't know what the hay 'Q' is except for a letter, or why you're so excited about this. Did you forget what he did to me?)

[cruel_kindness]

...Why the buck are you hugging me?

[bestofthebest]

...Fluttershy?

(She's a little surprised to answer back since she never saw Fluttershy under Discord's influence.)

[cruel_kindness]

[...]

...Damn it all to tartarus. I'm going to have to explain everything again, right?

[bestofthebest]

...Waaaaait a second! My mun's seen you around here and there; you're Fluttershy who's also not Fluttershy! Cruella, right?

(Heh, sorry; having Pinkie Pie's Tutti-Frutti sherbet sugar punch before bed really makes things all blurry.)

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel's relieved to hear that.]

Oh, good. You know me. Close, it's Cruelly.

[bestofthebest]

Oh -just replace the a with a y, huh? Right.

Anyway, it's a ship-tease thing. Muns always do this to everypony. Or everyone else running around up here who aren't ponies.

[princeofchaos]

Roleplay is weird, but basically it seems to mean we can meet anypony from any universe and go on adventures, Aunt Luna.