Guess who just unlocked Whimsyshire?

[lord_of_terror]

Finally. That fool of a bovine proves its worth. So long that affront against all creation had elluded my grasp. Such purity, such... sparkliness... sickening. I do find it ironic that the one beast to be deemed so vile by those dwelling within was rendered a punchline in Sanctuary.

That does not matter now. With the realm of the ponies bathed in blood, its corruption can begin in earnest.

[Why yes, the one thing the Lord of Terror feared was a bunch of rainbow-colored ponies. ...Not that he'd ever outwardly admit it.]

Comments

[magicalrealist]

(Here you go, Lord of Terror; have one (1) protagonist pony.)

Umm...what?

[lord_of_terror]

[Augh, is that... are those STARS on your BUTT!? Disgustingly cute.]

What would an abomination like yourself have to say to one such as me?

[magicalrealist]

(It's her cutie mark, thank you very much.)

As a pony, I have a right to know what you're planning against ponykind. You're not from our world; what has Equestria ever done to you?

[lord_of_terror]

[Still stars on your butt. Can't deny that, whatever you call it.]

I do not answer to something as... disgusting as you.

[magicalrealist]

(...fine, they're still stars and they're still there. Just keep in mind that their significance is undeniably cute.)

Says the giant angry demon with a cursed rock on his forehead. So is this a personal grudge against ponies or are you just one of those types who love seeing cute things writhe in agony?

[friendyousohard]

And here I thought nothing could get worse than my mun's idea of the Deceiver showing up in Equestria.

Don't you have some Angel/Demon hybrids to get killed by?

[lord_of_terror]

Belial? Hmph. A pathetic weakling hiding behind empty threats.

The Nephalem was the final pawn needed in my grand design.

[friendyousohard]

Wrong universe. I was referring to Kil'Jaeden. Whether that name means anything too you or not depends on how powerful your personal fourth wall is. Mine's been worn down by too much Pinkie Pie.

Speaking of whom, if you attack Equestria I'll sic her on you. You don't want that.

What is it with your type and your gigantic, overarching plots? Don't you realize that any number of things could go wrong when you plan that hugely? It was sheer luck that witch managed to actually get her hands on the Black Soulstone without anyone realizing her plan before it was too late.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ I'm not sure of the connection
But I find a strange predilection
To click frantically in your direction ♪

[lord_of_terror]

[Yeah, Diablo isn't the kind of guy you want to make fun of, regardless of how hard the mun is laughing. So, have some fire-lightning breath headed your way.]

[regretzio]

[Bardzio expects that sort of thing]

[RUNS]

[kingunmaker]

An entire realm of ponies... that such an affront is erased will easy my slumber immensely.