Canon is Revolution. Muse is grumpy, as was expected

[militaryman]

So, what, I'm your type or something? Old, washed up Marine with a past?

[He scoffs.]

Just stick with the sparkly vampires, kid.



What? What the hell's so funny about that?

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[power_of_mothering]

They do seem to favor certain types, unable to really branch out and explore other possibilities.

It's a shame that they seem to be so narrow minded at times, especially when we know they're capable of more.

SCREAM

[militaryman]

She's capable of a some weird....branching out, I'll give her that. She just has this weird thing about guys like me.

[It's creepy. It screams of daddy issues or something.]

:3

[power_of_mothering]

Only some?

Surely she could pull together a little more variety.

if i could perster you with my Alice journal I would ;-;

[militaryman]

There's a lot of things I could bitch about, but her variety isn't one of them.

[Not with all these creepy-ass girls the mun has.]

But when you've got three of one kind of guy, there's an issue.

<3

[power_of_mothering]

I could imagine. Things must be very stressful at times, what with both the clashing of similar personalities and simple male testosterone.

[generaldisorder]

[. . . Mun is giggling like an idiot and Bass is not sure what to make of it.]

[militaryman]

[Well, it's good it's not Bass laughing because then Miles would be forced to murder him to hide his shame, and he really doesn't have the time.]

Go on. Say it.

[He hates everything right now. Everything.]

[generaldisorder]

[You wouldn't kill him...

Okay, so maybe you might.]

Sparkly vampires, huh? Too much body glitter or...

[And how is him hating everything any different than normal?]

[militaryman]

[No, see, this hate is different because he hates everything slightly more than usual.]

God, how am I supposed to know? Maybe they're all strippers...?

[Really? Are they really having this conversation?]

[generaldisorder]

[So, that gets a laugh out of him.]

Then they're right up your alley!

[And his too for that matter.]

[militaryman]

[You know, if this were another day and age, right about now Miles would crack some joke about male strippers being more Bass's style, or maybe something about having glitter permanently ground into his dick from one too many lap dances.

Unfortunately, those days are long gone, and the most goodwill he can manage is a grimace and the boring-ass truth.]

There's a guy who looks like me who's got a daughter that's one of them. Apparently. I stopped listening after that.

[generaldisorder]

[r00d :|

And yet there was a time that would have been the norm.. Ah.. the good old days.

You know, he never got to see those pictures that chick was sending him..

Stupid Black Out.]

Lucky you. You've got a doppelganger with a sparkly daughter... I bet he's got a porn 'stache and is probably something ridiculous like a cop.

[militaryman]

[...

You know considering he's run out of reasons not to kill him, adding reasons to do it really isn't wise.]

Apparently I look 20 years older with a mustache.

[No, literally the only thing keeping this from going bad is the fact he has no weapons.

But he would be content with strangulation if this keeps going. 8|]

[generaldisorder]

[...

Okay. So, he's going to try not to laugh... He really is. Because he'd really like to not die, thanks.

But there is a long moment of pause while he sort of looks at him and tries to imagine it.

Why Miles, strangulation is so personal. That in all honesty would be the most appropriate way. Not that we're encouraging this.]

I could see it.

[Okay, so maybe we are.... sort of.]

[beaverhunt]

Nothing wrong with marines with pasts. Probably makes you more interesting.

[militaryman]

Interesting. Yeah, that's one word for it.

[beaverhunt]

Probably what attracted them to you in the first place.

[militaryman]

That's pretty much my problem here.

[Anyone who wants to play him must have screws loose or something.]

[beaverhunt]

Could be a lot worse.