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What am I even...canon is Once Upon A Mattress

Well! What an interesting place. But I can't dally too long. I've got to get back. You know what the King is like.

He'd be lost without me!

Exactly why am I here again?

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Probably for some kind of psychological torture.

[chinhands. All the chinhands.]

Why would the King be lost without you?

I'm his most trusted and loyal servent, my lady! I fill the most essential and vital role in the entire court of Burgundy!

I'm his jester.

[And have a dramatic bow.]

[she can appreciate a dramatic bow. She might even humor him with a little curtsy because she's awesome like that.]

I didn't think jesters were that important.

Few people realize how vital they are.

Why, without jesters, nations would crumble!

Huh.

[well whadaya know.]

That explains a lot about Joe Biden.

[He doesn't know who that is, but isn't much bothered by it. Instead, he holds out a hand to her.]

And you would be?

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[extends her hand to him as daintily as she can manage]

Ava Lee Connor. But Ava is fine.

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Wow. Okay.

Those were some pretty ridiculous noises my mun just made over you.

I do so love ridiculous noises.

Might I hear a few, my lady?

I think your ears are better off if you didn't, honestly.

But rest assured, it means she's glad to see you.

Well, of course. I'm a delightful chap.

And your name, my lady?

Ah, it's Jovie. And you are?

In the courts of Burgundy, they call me "Jester" or "Fool."

But you can call me "James" if you prefer.

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I can think of several reasons you might be here.

Well, I've just found one very good one.

We'll need to do something about your hair.

It's slightly ridiculous.

I don't know. I think I like it.

Well, you can hide it under your hat, anyway.

Now about all these blonde groupies...

Don't look at me! They just appeared!

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Which king is that, exactly? [hey with all these different stories, it's hard to keep track]

King Sextimus the Silent, of course!

Ah. I don't think I've ever had the pleasure.

Well, it is indeed a pleasure, my lord. I assure you.

I'm no lord. I'm just a drifter.

Lord of the winds, then.

Your name, good sir?

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