On waiting

[notyourchauffeur]

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

Are you really asking your mun to play nice?

[notyourchauffeur]

I was under the impression she was fond of me. However her... fondness takes unusual form. Much like the Decepticon brand of fondness.

[heavyweaponsbot]

If by 'unusual' you mean violent, then yeah. Mine too.

[notyourchauffeur]

Yes that. Would be the word for it. Though mine seems to have an obsession with my. Lack of romantic success...

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Yours too?

[notsoloyal]

You realize that making these complaints will do nothing.

[notyourchauffeur]

Oh do not be so dismal, Shockwave. Everyone has the capability to see reason.

[notsoloyal]

I know from experience, that is not being dismal. You are essentially speaking to a wall.

[notyourchauffeur]

But they are only human. Humans can be compassionate and understanding. I have seen it.

[notsoloyal]

Not these ones. Do not waste your breath.

I would not mind some time with you, however.

[reunified]

Can my quiet time be apart from Soundwave? And what's this about feeding you things?

[allshock_notalk]

IT SHOULD BE.
ALTMAN'S ABSENCE: MOST PREFERABLE.

[reunified]

I have no idea what he sees in you.

[allshock_notalk]

FORTUNATELY, YOUR OPINION IS OBSOLETE. MUCH LIKE YOUR EXISTENCE.

[notyourchauffeur]

Both of you. Stop it.

[notyourchauffeur]

Of course. I really wish you two could get along, though.

Oh you do not even want to know.

[aerospace]

Here, I will translate your statement for your mun:

"Blah Blah I'm stupidly polite and talk too much about science blah blah blah. I am also totally lecturing you but I will claim not to be in order to justify my talking to much."

There.

[notyourchauffeur]

You are entirely too funny, Starscream. really, quite droll.

[aerospace]

Its all apart of my amazing and spectacular charm. Who could ever live without me in their presence?

[notyourchauffeur]

I am getting along quite well, actually.

[aerospace]

That's not very nice. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[lol hypocrite]

[namesnotprowl]

Sorry. Disaster teaches you character.
Besides, you might loosen up f'r once.

[notyourchauffeur]

I have definitely plenty of character built already. And plenty of disaster to last me.

Oh, I am loose enough I assure you. Perhaps not as loose as you, but I prefer not to reach the title of heckler.

[namesnotprowl]

With them? There's never been enough disaster. They always want a little more.

Mm. You could've fooled me. You didn't seem very loose the last time we talked, American Pie.

[notyourchauffeur]

So I am abundantly aware.

Hmm just because I am not bordering on mean-spirited and still stand by my morals? It is not as though I do not have any fun.

[A long pause.]

Are you aware that film is about someone sticking their unit into a baked pastry to achieve sexual gratification?