Maybe to Some More Heroes...

[stfu_im_praying]

Oi, bitch. About time you payed attention to me again! Way to leave me for a whole fucking year, seriously!

[Snort]

'Bout time you sent me somewhere decent too. Missed having to spread bloodshed everywhere, ya know.

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[malignant]

WELCOME TO MY FUCKING LIFE JACKHOLE.

GET USED TO BEING IGNORED.

[stfu_im_praying]

Like hell I'll let her! Ain't no way she's going to "give me a break" again! I was here first way before those other assholes took over, so I'm supposed to be the top dog here!

[malignant]

AGAIN. WELCOME TO MY LIFE.

YOU AREN'T THE ONLY MUSE OUT THERE WHO USED TO BE TOP DOG AND GOT ICKED OUT OF THE HOT SEAT.

[stfu_im_praying]

Feh. That's because you guys were probably weak.

Me? I just bitched at her until she finally relented.

[malignant]

WEAK? HA-FUCKING-HA.
MORE LIKE SHE HAD TO FOCUS ON OTHER FUCKING MUSES BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T FIND A PLACE TO PLAY ME UNTIL NOW.

AND TRUST ME. BITCHING AT THEM DOESN'T HELP HALF THE TIME.

[stfu_im_praying]

Does so. I've been doing it for about a year now, and look what happens!

[malignant]

BUT IT TOOK YOU A FUCKING YEAR.
I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE NEAR THE FRONT OF HER HEADSPACE WITH NOWHERE TO GO.

I THINK I FUCKING WIN THIS ARGUMENT. I AT LEAST GOT ACKNOWLEDGED BY MINE DURING THE PAST YEAR. YOU HAD TO FUCKING COMPLAIN TO GET NOTICED AGAIN.

[stfu_im_praying]

As if! She's been thinking about me from time to time, so if anything, I win this because I'm the loudest.

[malignant]

GEE YOU SOUND LIKE A RAGING DICK.

[stfu_im_praying]

Well, excuse me princess! Didn't think you were that much of a pansy!

[malignant]

JUST CALLING IT LIKE I SEE IT.
DOESN'T NECESSARILY REFLECT HOW I VIEW YOU. MORE LIKE.
YOU REALLY COME ACROSS AS ONE.

[angrybitch]

Well, aren't ya a big boy?

[stfu_im_praying]

[Hellooo, sweet thang]

Sure am, lady. And, in more ways then one.

[angrybitch]

[ Proceed with caution. ]

Now you're talking my language. So tell me, what brings you to this piece of shit place?

[stfu_im_praying]

[Screw the caution, I'm Hidan!]

Meh, apparently the bitch who keeps me locked up 'misses' me, so she wants to throw me out here again.

[angrybitch]

Hehe, doesn't she know you might get a hold of her? Then BAM! She's fucking stuck with ya again.

[stfu_im_praying]

Exactly. I like the way ya think, girl, seriously.

[fanaticisms]

[ stares... ]

Shit, I'm seein' double again.

ahdksld omg

[stfu_im_praying]

[Stares back...]

...the hell.

TWO HIDANS, BETTER THAN ONE

[fanaticisms]

[ pinches his cheek, stretches it out... ]

I thought I stopped praying a few minutes ago. Fuck, am I still tripping? Jashin-sama, Jashin-sama, I'm done praying for now, yeah?

[ talking to...no one in particular... ]

DOUBLE THE HIDANS, DOUBLE THE FUN?

[stfu_im_praying]

[f a c e p a l m]

Uh, dude, think there's some shit going on with this place, not with the prayers.

THIS PARTY'S GETTIN' CRAZY

[fanaticisms]

[ the only person more intolerable than Hidan: another Hidan. ]

Damn, is it one of those things again? Where you're dragged out to do all this weird shit that you never asked for?

WE'RE FALLING DOWN ALL THESE HIDANS, MAN

[stfu_im_praying]

[Wow, was he really this dumb? Yes, he is. And he still is.]

Eh, not really. I bitched at her so much, she had to let me out. And, she's sending me somewhere decent this time, so it payed off real well.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE HIDANS, BRO

[fanaticisms]

[ he laughs because man bro, you are totally his style. which makes sense since, you know, you're him. ]

Is that right? Mine's keepin' me around like a collared dog, it sucks. Nothing to do, and it's quiet as hell.

HIDANS. HIDANS EVERYWHERE!

[stfu_im_praying]

[Laughing right back because he is the only bro that can understand him...self.]

Seriously? That fucking sucks, man! Bitch at them to maybe send you someplace cool like what mine did. Or at least, rile up the others in wherever you're at.

now if only there were a kakuzu...

[fanaticisms]

Can't even pray, because I don't have any sacrifices. I feel like a bad follower, y'know? Can you believe that?

[ babbling, babbling, because complaining is always awesome. ]

My mun's keeping me from being a believer of the faith! Fuckin' non-believers, I swear.

[yetanotherpunishment]

Perhaps if you were more polite, they wouldn't have forgotten you.

<3 <3 <3

[jonny_talbain]

You never bloody change, do you?

....Glad of it, I might add.