I could put a catchphrase here but I refuse!!!

[shadower]

Don't you have something better to do than bother me? I get it, you're bored, but I was doing pretty great over here. Life's good, everything's quiet, and the sky looks amazing today. You could try going for a walk and enjoying some of that, too.

You know. Instead of tossing me into a world haunted by soul-devouring ghost things.

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[wishuponastar]

On the bright there, there is no squad of angels attempting to bring about the Apocalypse and eradicate humanity in favour of Eternal Paradise.

[shadower]

Is that even a thing that happens?

[wishuponastar]

It is well underway. But so is the opposition, so there might yet be hope. Soul eating ghosts seem so much simpler in comparison.

[shadower]

I'm gonna have to take notes on places I never wanna go. Ever.

[umuh]

Yeah, but can't you just go home? I mean they don't make you stay there.

[shadower]

Sure, yeah, just go straight past the ghosts that eat souls and crawl through the interdimensional rift in space-time which may or may not take you back to the place you came from.

[umuh]

If the flew us in to the observatory, they can probably fly us back to our windows. As long as they're open.

[ But man, she runs a hand through her hair. ]

Holy crow, this all sounds so crazy. Soul eating non-things, souls as animals, doorways into other worlds? Life isn't supposed to be stranger than fiction.

[shadower]

You really trust these guys? I mean they're cutting doorways into other worlds. You're right. Life isn't supposed to be anything like this. They're messing with some serious stuff.

[malleusmaleficarum]

I don't really see the soul-devouring ghosts as a problem.

[shadower]

Are you following that statement up with something creepy like "...because I don't have a soul"?

[malleusmaleficarum]

No. Melodrama was never my style and besides, I have a soul. Or, well, I used to be. I don't know, it's complicated. I just know I don't have a little animal following me around like everybody else.

[shadower]

...Then of course you wouldn't be worried.

[obstinates]

G-Ghost things?

[shadower]

"Spectres". I dunno much about them, except that if they eat my soul-animal then I'm doomed to an exist as a lifeless husk... forever?

[obstinates]

[Holy shit that sounds scary bro.]

... Oh.

[shadower]

Yeah.

[jurisimpudent]

Or the individual in question could work.

[shadower]

Well, that... doesn't make for a strong argument.

[jurisimpudent]

One should not have to "argue" for work to be done. She should have a sense of responsibility.

[bindsthedead]

My mun insists that calling the 'ghosts' is inaccurate, though I fear that we will have greater things to fear than misleading terms. [Sabriel was that a joke?]

[shadower]

Well, you're right. But I guess they mean because "ghost" implies it used to be something, and as far as I can tell, these spectre things are... nothing? Less than nothing? Voids?

[bindsthedead]

That... seems accurate. I don't even know if I could control them with Saraneth.

Although what's going to be in the room next to mine concerns me more, right now.

[fanaticisms]

Serves your ass right, if you ask me.

[shadower]

[He has no idea who this guy is.]

...Why?

[fanaticisms]

[ suddenly everything is awkward, but then again Hidan is kind of stupid, so... ]

The fuck do you mean, 'why'?!