This is extremely silly

[eyeofthetaiga]

Hello, greetings, and good evening, mun! Thank you for your complete lack of patience, Dear Mun begins now! Starring me, the Tiger of Fuyuki...


...and me, Student Number One!


So I know you played us once before, back on LJ, but something's different this time!


We're ANIMATED!


That's right! Farewell to the days of still frames, we have been reborn using sexy high-quality icons from Carnival Phantasm! Now we are truly animated!


Actually, when you think about it, we're still not animated at all, are we?




YOU'RE RIGHT, STUDENT! Our one chance at actual animation has been cruelly ripped from our hands at the last second! It's time to take drastic action!


Master, calm down! I'm sure it's just a mistake! Please don't do anything rash!


ATTENTION, MUN! Find a decent icon community and get us some animated gifs at the very least, or once every hour I'll feed one of your muses to Red Saber!

Comments

[like_a_lion]

I...Is this something you do often, Taiga-san?

[eyeofthetaiga]

Yes! Maybe. This Taiga and the Taiga in Fate are probably different people.

Look, it's best not to think about it.

[like_a_lion]

Oh, all right...

[Congratulations you broke Saber-chan's brain!]

[eyeofthetaiga]

So I know you're not Red Saber, but if I have some extra hostages to get rid of, could you do something suitably horrible to them?

[like_a_lion]

Such actions are against my morals, Taiga-san.

1/2

[eyeofthetaiga]

Isn't she great, folks? Let's hear more about her from our special guest star!

2/2

[eyeofthetaiga]

Don't try to bring me into this without even having played Fate/Extra, philistine!

[like_a_lion]

May I ask who you are and why you look so much like me...?

[allthewaytodeath]

Being in an anime is overrated. You're just lucky your icons look better than the old sprites.

[eyeofthetaiga]

Some of our expressions are obviously just traced straight out of the original game, too. And I barely even move beyond animating my mouth! What's up with that?

[allthewaytodeath]

They probably did it because it was cheaper and easier, but they could pass it off as a gag.

[eyeofthetaiga]

I won't stand for this behavior! Until they bow down to my demands, I'll move around day and night, making complicated, hard to animate expressions until-- WHY WAS I REPLACED WITH A STOCK PHOTOGRAPH OF A TIGER

[allthewaytodeath]

Haaaaahahahahahaha! That's what you get for protesting the people who hold all the power unprepared!

[eyeofthetaiga]

Fine, I don't care anymore! I'll embrace my inner tiger, and descend upon my enemies with the fury of a thousand nature documentaries!

[allthewaytodeath]

Easy to say now. Stock photos move even less than half-assed fake animation.

[eyeofthetaiga]

Enough talk! Have at you!

[BUNP BUNP]

[allthewaytodeath]

I'd kill you, but it'd just be kind of embarrassing.

[dusk_and_dawn]

You certainly seem very animated.

[eyeofthetaiga]

I can't even bend my arms without completely changing poses!

[dusk_and_dawn]

I do not understand. Isn't that how one changes poses?

[reforgedsoul]

See the icon. Really, the icon name says everything about his current state of mind.]

[lionwatching]

Ah... somehow, I feel like I shouldn't be seeing this.

[eyeofthetaiga]

Don't look at meeeeeeeeee!!!!!