/face in hands forever

[penumbrae]

And just what do we have here? A mundane, you say? How amusing.

However, I should warn you I'm not quite like any of the others floating around in your pretty little head, you see; I am much tougher, and not nearly as easily tamed. Do you honestly think you have what it takes to bring me out?

[...]

Oh, well. If anything, this should prove to be rather entertaining.

Let's go.

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FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE MY SWEET

[twotwoed]

[We're allowed to laugh right

please

please]

Oh, my. I wonder if she's aware just what sort of a challenge lies ahead of her.

[Hi

hi hot lady]

NO NEVER

[penumbrae]

[Laugh all you want, dear. The boss is in the house and your joy won't last long.]

Not likely. She seems to be full of whimsies, this one.

I HATE YOU

[twotwoed]

[does this mean we get punished I MEAN]

Let's just hope she doesn't put you away so quickly then! Doesn't she know I've missed you all these months out and about?

NO YOU LOVE ME

[penumbrae]

[MAYBE]

Oh, careful. Those are two very dangerous things you have just said there, William.

I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE

[twotwoed]

Oh? And what if I don't mind a little danger?

YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A RAD BROMANCE

[penumbrae]

Back where I come from, that's called masochism. And it's only fun sometimes. [Oh-so-nonchalantly tossing her hair back. See how much she cares?]

Raarahrooaohfuckit

[twotwoed]

Oh, now you've gone and given my own mundane the worst of ideas.

Though, I'd imagine you don't want me sharing.

[NO WILLIAM NO]

WRITE YOU RAD BROMAAAAAAANCE

[penumbrae]

I don't need to be a psychic to figure out that much on my own. [See what she did there?]

But tell me, Willy-billy-- what have you been up to in my absence?

[maidenly]

Well, by making this post in the first place, then she has to have at least a little of "what it takes," right?

[penumbrae]

Possibly.

Or maybe she only thinks she does. Wouldn't that be terribly unfortunate? [She... doesn't particularly care.]

[maidenly]

That's a bit harsh. At least she's trying.

[penumbrae]

Oh, I suppose I can give her some credit for this. [MORE NONCHALANT HAIRFLIPPING GOES HERE.]

Still, there are people who would be sorely disappointed if she were to fail.

[maidenly]

Since she's giving you a chance, shouldn't you put your faith in her, too?

[penumbrae]

This is where I point out that I didn't ask her to bring me out. It's not usually a good thing, as you should know. [And if you don't, she's sorry for you.]

[maidenly]

"Usually" isn't "always."

[harshwords]

Apparently, it seems like a good majority of these mundanes are like this.

[penumbrae]

You mean reckless, impulsive and full of whimsies? My, doesn't that sound like a fun place.

[harshwords]

That's right. And it's definitely not a thing that you should consider 'fun'.

[penumbrae]

[... girl, you don't get sarcasm, do you?]

Don't I know that. Trust me, I already got the memo from the others-- namely those in games.

[beforeistole]

Muns are fun to tease. [8D

S-sob, Karen, it's a mini version of that arrogant teen. HAVE FUN.]

[penumbrae]

That is one thing we can agree on. [And possibly the only thing. She doesn't like you at all, Silver. 8|]

/DRIVEBY

[onetruepudding]

COO!

[You've got guts! Okosan likes you, beautiful maiden!]

WTF

[penumbrae]

[... just. What the hell are you.]

Oh, what do we have here?

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A BIRD BEFORE? I'll be done in a minute sorry

[onetruepudding]

Coo!

[Okosan challenges you to a duel!]

[Or...he would, if humans were just capable of understanding a fucking word that came out of his beak.]

NOT ONE THAT ATTEMPTS TO TALK

[penumbrae]

[... yeah, she's just. Going to headtilt here. We do not understand you.]