dear_mun | Jan. 4th, 2012

Jan. 4th, 2012

You're serious about this, aren't you? This is actually what you're going to go with?

This is the worst username ever. Of all time.

artifact

You, surprisingly have proved yourself adept at restraining your inclinations. Now that is no longer a possibility with the completion of the tales of a fractured country.

My desires have not changed in all the time we have been acquainted. From the six claws of the dragon to the reminiscences of Honnou-ji, I only seek those treasured things. Nothing is beyond my reach. My utterances echo in your heart and to not listen... will be at your own risk.

I know that perhaps, a song of despair is better than a song of bonds to your ears. But I do not provide the service of unclouding men's hearts.

Your servant,
Matsunaga Danjou Hisahide

livingrestless

I don't believe for a hot minute that you're going to actually play me, for the record. I'm actually totally fine sitting here, not, like... doing anything. Hanging out. Being boring. That's cool. Finishing high school, maybe, that'd be nice.

But no, you're not allowed to make googly eyes at the other one. Jake's fine, but I'm really not sold on this "by the way, you have a creepy homicidal indestructible vampire stalker" thing.

Question: do I get a gun? I want a gun.

clickreload

Us moving here doesn't give you license to restart me in that game. I know Rebecca--as well as our potential Chris and Barry--comes from 1998, but there are others to think about. Like Sheva...Chris won't remember her, and for now I do.

Just...don't be hasty.

jamesface

What are you doing?

Why do you... I don't understand what's so funny about the username. Am I missing something?

Why am I here, anyway? I need to find Mary. I don't have time for this.

gramarye

Really? This is what it takes for you to get excited about playing me? Don't tell me that it's "plot," you're doing it because you're... you're a jerk.

You suck. The end.

roseintheshade

I think he looks nice. His fur has a sheen to it that denotes both pride and good genes. I like him.
Perhaps he gets into mischief around this group because they don't know the finer points of feline care. Or they do, but they're simply too constantly inebriated to act upon them.
I'm not crazy about the name, however, or rather the lack of one. DNA puns are all fine and good, but it's still terribly uncreative. Perhaps I'll think of a better name for him if we ever meet.

Your accusations that I'm "biased" would surely wound me terribly if they held water in the first place.

mur_rookie

Oh great,

We're not going to add that to the already screwed up canon you have in that thick skull of yours are we? Great... You know I think I liked it better when the only monsters out there were created by that company and it's viruses.

And you're still going to infect me aren't you? This is because I refused to play along last time isn't it? I knew it.

tetraforce

Hey, I could get used to this kind of tune. You're right, Munnie, it's definitely my kind of shanty. Now if we can just get that fairy boy to be able to play it, then we'll be set.

The Great Pirate, Tetra

phantasmgap

Mmn, so she's arriving here, yes? As well as one of the underground spiders - I think I saw her during that incident with the Hell Raven, but she's of little consequence. No, you know my concern is about Yuyuko.

Don't stress so much about how I interact with her, and certainly don't take how little Reimu and I interact as a sign that you're playing me poorly. I hardly feel I've been "lazy" as you say is popular in the "fail fanons", and while I enjoy a prank or two as much as anybody, I've not been much of a 'troll', either. In addition, you know all of the Hakurei maidens have always been less than cordial with me to begin with, and Reimu and I haven't known each other much more than a decade, if that.

I do believe you could refine my voice more, but I understand that trying to live the life of a hermit is hard when you can't simply end your problems with spell cards. A shame; I wouldn't object to bringing you to Gensokyo... if you hadn't gone and spirited me to another world. A shame for you, I suppose.

selfhatred

( cut for courier and capslock )

serialhugger

Come on, Munsie! All you gotta do is sit down, get your fingers on that keyboard, and write! Doing that now, aren'tcha? Don't give me all that fuss 'bout not knowing where yer going, you just gotta shut up and let me talk then you listen, yeah?

So tell me 'bout this place. Wings? Cool, cool. Wings are nice. Friendly people too, that's cool. Kidnappings and experiments? Whatever. Kinda blows Nessy isn't there. Someone's gotta get her head outta them books. Fresh air could be good for her, ya know?

Oh hey, Master H is there? That's cool! Someone's gotta keep an eye on him right? Besides Dragonass.

[...

...]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONNA GET MAIMED?

Right, Munsie, you're sending me there now so I can tear that sonuvabitch responsible to pieces. Got it?

beg_twice

I really have nothing to say to you, but since you're forcing me to speak, let me speak my mind. I'll not stand to be pushed to the back of your very long list of muses. We both know I'm the most dominant of any voice you've ever had.

You'd best find a place for me before I get out my whips and toys, but then again you might just enjoy that you naughty girl you.

noblefive

Y'know, I really don't see what you get out of watching some posh guy being all smart. You considering playing him?

No? Then why do you keep watching it? You enjoy it?

I don't get it, mun, I really don't...

What's that? Of course I like things other than killing Covenant!

What's that? Like what?

Uh... Can I get back to you on that?

mentore

Looking in more places than one... a good strategy, mondano. I know you are looking at one game here with those Daemons you speak of, but others may serve us well.

Take your time, like I said before. Anything done in haste will not end well.

Mondano, before you leave for the moment... find a way to have my memories intact. I do not want to lose her.

byherheart

What is it, that they say?

'The game's afoot.'

How thrilling.

hospitable_hel

To my dear mortal writer; you may portray me as a child for the most part but I think you would be more likely to heed the words of my adult self, so here I am. I suspect you are very eager to settle here, which surprises me as I honestly thought we would be on that Live Journal until Ragnarok. In fact we have played out Ragnarok there on one or two occasions as I recall. I agree that this place is better suited to me, I have a greater degree of control over my surroundings. It's almost as if I were in Niflhel.

You were unable to convince many of our threaders to make the change but that should not prevent us from progressing. Like Death, this move could afford us a clean slate. There must be other mythical beings to meet here. Of course I will miss my loved ones back home but I am able to adapt, it is what I have done my whole life. There are worse fates than simply being lonely my lovely, I should know.

Besides, I believe you will return to the other place. You will just have to split our time between two homes. At least I will be able to travel more often; perhaps I shall gain an understanding of what it must be like for Ullr?

-Hela, Norse Death Goddess

buckingbronco

Why's today feeling so great, mun? Not much is different, is it, and yet today I think you've let go of a lot of tension - we haven't spoken in over a year, haha.

Is this a sign of the fun to come?

I hope so.

We're not the types to be whipped into pastures.

-Dino Cavallone

romulanpride

Dusting me off again? About time, Outworlder.

Then again, I can afford to wait longer than you can. Tragic that your species is so short-lived.

lostwithoutmyblogger

You're transparent. Stop enjoying yourself at my expense, it's positively indecent. The latest episode was no doubt created to pander to people like you.

Stop snickering.

mididotexe

This does not jive at all with the groove here creator. I have music files that need a hand in getting to where they need to be. Do you think I could be patched into a new system that easily? What if they already have enough programs of my function there? I'd be redundant and really there's being cautious in having back up systems and such in place and then going really overboard in having almost the same applications roaming about there. I would hate to be that sort of attachment that just sits there. Maybe gets used when the others go down for diagnostics and such. You know you should really get in tune with that whole aspect especially as I would be the unluckiest of unlucky in anything that even looks like a Disk War game. I'm pretty bad on a light cycle as well.

So yeah, you don't need to take me out all that often there, I'm fine and happy to just stream the music and enjoy the beat.

goodsoldier

Look, it's not that I don't like Helena. But she's a mom. That's always kind of weird for me. Nothing wrong with moms. It's just that — well, I won't use the usual excuses, that we don't have similar priorities or a lot to talk about, because that's a lie. We do have both of those. But the fact is, Benny makes me feel weird. It's not personal dislike, he's a little kid, I don't expect anything from him. And it's not important until the inevitable plot where Helena is busy/kidnapped/whatever and I have to look after him for some indeterminate amount of time, cause don't even lie, I know your shit, you're going there sooner or later. And I'm not gonna flip out about it and you know I'm not and you're not going to do that really hilarious comedy trope where I'm so helpless when it comes to babies because men are dumb and unable to care for children, because you hate that.

See? Everything is fine. Just don't rat me out to Tim, and let me talk to Steph, and for fuck's sake, let me talk to people who aren't from fucking Gotham, and everything will be fine, or about as fine as things ever are with me.

treeshepherd

Very hasty. Very hasty indeed.

goldenking

If you absolutely insist on doing this, it might be beneficial for you to at least make more icons first. I don't think five is going to cut it.

But if you really want my opinion, I think you should abandon this idea now and leave me be. I made the choice to move on, you can't continue to keep me here. It's time for me to be at peace.

...

You could at least pretend to listen.

ageofthegeeks

You know what, I was going to start with an "Oh hell no", but now that I'm here, this might not be such a bad idea after all. Yeah, I can live with this. Just tell me when I get my team and we're good to go, girl.

subjugated

Dear mundane,

I would like to remind you that while a possible situation in which I would be that person's superior [quietly scronful. Yes, not even using Britannia's name is meant as an insult here, albeit one that nobody will be able to call him out on] surely sounds tempting, you cannot be sure about such an outcome. [Ahhhhh, young mundanes and their overexcited mannerisms... Not that he would mind getting away from the constant yelling in this headspace.] Those roleplays tend to be rather unpredictable. [read: He does not trust his mun to let the good things happen.]

-Area 11

womanwhobeatyou

You know what they say about disguises, Miss Mundane. But if you insist...

We can misbehave.

merrascal

Hey, mun! Are...you serious? You're finally gonna put me somewhere?

...

Alright! It's about time! I've been bored just sittin' around. There's not too much fun up in your headspace.

I might need to be human...uhm. As long as King Triton doesn't find out it shouldn't be too bad.

...I'm not gonna ask why you started laughing. 'Cause I'm not to sure about these 'pants' you're talking about.

cowardsoftware

( mun's writing the app for jarjammed; homestuck courier under the cut )

annualprank

Look, mun, I know you've never had an OC before, but it's okay, yeah? You shouldn't worry too much about it. I know you're still working on my history as we go, but don't stress too much about it. I'll let you know more as we find it out.

I know I've been pretty loud in your head, but I'm not gonna apologize for that. Looks like it worked, huh? Here I am, and I'm not going anywhere. Let's just have fun with it.

Current Mood: cheerful

ex_bitchplease6

Do I appear to care if this is or isn't a 'new place' or a 'new account'? It's the same old business as before, isn't it?

It's simply that I don't expect you to be more creative than you are capable of being, that's all.

duetohumanerror

I'm afraid I really don't have time for this mundane. There's lots to do after all. Even if you are correct in what you have been telling me about this place. I'm afraid I simply can't allow myself to sit around and gather dust.

I'll find something to keep myself occupied here. Do you play chess? Or perhaps I can help get your work in order. No? You really should listen to me you know.

Meeting other people? No. I can't say that sounds like something I would care for. Though other AI's might be interesting to meet.

I really don't like that look on your face mundane. You seem to be up to something.

Perhaps I will have to take steps to find out.

-HAL 9000

longevity

Ah, so you were able to catch up with the recent chapters! I'm glad, Mun!

The user name? I don't see any objections to it. Though maybe you should re-read the chapters again. It's okay if you don't know some of the terminology. Veronica usually has the same problem with following my long rambles. I know it's not "real science" in your world but you could perhaps pick a thing or two up to help with my overall voice.

therosensaint

Yes, mun. I think it's time to start fresh here. There are new possibilities here. Lots of it. You can definitely give yourself a new name also! [Whispers something about enemies] You just have start looking around to find the right places. Alright? Go for it!

Current Mood: cheerful

yamaxanadu

I understand that sometimes doing things that are questionable are amusing, and that as long as everyone is having fun and enjoying themselves a meme is not a place one needs to be serious. But I must object to the direction you keep leading me towards when engaging in such ridiculousness.

I'm not sure what is worse, that you are willing to stretch my appropriate responses for your amusement, or the fact you seem temporarily inspired by this uncharacteristic episode to wish to develop an "AU" where this behavior would be more appropriate.

Stop that right now! That is a road too steep for you to walk, a road that will only lead to a black path ahead. There is no situation that will excuse turning me into some sort of domineering dominatrix, so just forget the idea all together and hold back on these horrible situations. Especially when the other one involved is tempted to bring mention of these things into my proper life!

I think we have issues.

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