Maybe luceti down the road.

[serialhugger]

Come on, Munsie! All you gotta do is sit down, get your fingers on that keyboard, and write! Doing that now, aren'tcha? Don't give me all that fuss 'bout not knowing where yer going, you just gotta shut up and let me talk then you listen, yeah?

So tell me 'bout this place. Wings? Cool, cool. Wings are nice. Friendly people too, that's cool. Kidnappings and experiments? Whatever. Kinda blows Nessy isn't there. Someone's gotta get her head outta them books. Fresh air could be good for her, ya know?

Oh hey, Master H is there? That's cool! Someone's gotta keep an eye on him right? Besides Dragonass.

[...

...]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONNA GET MAIMED?

Right, Munsie, you're sending me there now so I can tear that sonuvabitch responsible to pieces. Got it?

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[consultmybooks]

[...oh, good sweet lord, this could be horrible.

Not that it shouldn't be. The thought of someone being able to tear him, the sonuvabitch, responsible to pieces, is almost comforting.]

It, um, w-won't be the first time, I'm afraid.

[serialhugger]

What, that some asshole hurt Master H?

[consultmybooks]

Precisely. This would, um, probably make it an even half dozen, actually.

[He doesn't look any happier about it than you do, Esiel.]

...he'll recover. He, um, he always does.

[serialhugger]

Well sonuvabitch. Who'd wanna do that to him?

[consultmybooks]

An admirable lack of people, actually. Helios has, um, a great many friends here.

Still. Experiments happen. Drafts happen.

[serialhugger]

No shit. What's not to like about him?

Man. You guys always find ways to screw with things.

[consultmybooks]

[This gets a raised eyebrow and a step back. Just in case.]

By "you", who would you be referring to?

[dickishly]

Oh look who's joining the party. So, why aren't you gonna be helping him out? [ This is Ra giving you a critical look, Giles. Also a hungry look too. Because he has his hunches. We'll just say musebox and meme things are canon for the moment. ]

[consultmybooks]

[...Ra. Giles might not know you yet, but the musebox and meme things are canon and they've had some talks so far.]

I'm not going to be able to help him out. Much as I wish that I could.

[dickishly]

[ But he knows you Giles. Knows you quite well. ]

And why not? [ Just a slight sneer. ] You're supposed to be all buddy buddy aren't you?

[consultmybooks]

[Yes, yes he does. Giles doesn't like gods as a general rule of thumb, but Ra is very low in his regards even considering that. His fists clench at this jab.]

Yes, we are.

S-Sometimes circumstances interfere with that.

...I would s-stop this, if I could.

[dickishly]

More of a reminder on why you humans are so weak. If I was able to be there I would tear whoever was going to do this to pieces before they had the chance. He wouldn't like it, but it'd be for his own good. I wouldn't make the same mistake twice.

[ He does not sound amused, at all, mainly because he's stuck on the sidelines and it's fucking pissing him off. ]

[consultmybooks]

All very brave words.

Why did it take you so long to put them into practice the last time he was being brutally tortured.

[dickishly]

I do a better job of it than you ever could, demon bitch. [ Look at how much he loves you guys, Ra, he is full of love! ]

[serialhugger]

Oh, hey, look who decided to pull his head out of his ass. [And she just loves you right back.]

[dickishly]

[ Ra snorts. Whatever you goddamn demons. If it weren't for the fact that it would ruin the school's reputation he'd light your ass on fire right now. ] Shut the hell up, you damn demons think you run the place. [ Just a glare Esiel, just a glare. ]

So whose the assholes that's going to be hurting the idiot?

[ Because honestly this is not cool and there's possibly a snarl mingled into that question. ]

[serialhugger]

[Don't be hatin' now cause she knows how to have fun.] Easy there, don't get your panties in a twist.

Dunno yet. Munsie's staying mum on the topic.

[dickishly]

[ He knows how to have fun too but it's more of the painful kind towards mostly everything else! Just another snarl. ] They're not.

[ Another sigh. ] Figures. Damn humans always trying to muck things up. It gives me good reason to get out of this skin though. [ ... ]

He'll be alright. He can usually handle himself.

[serialhugger]

I know, right? [Gasp! Agreement on a topic!] Wouldn't that be cute, bitty pair of wings on your back.

[A grudging sigh and a shrug.] I know, I know. Still, we gots to watch out for him, yeah?

[byebye_mistah_j]

You're my kind of girl!

[After all tearing someone who hurt a loved one to bits seems perfectly reasonable.]

[serialhugger]

Oh yeah?

[byebye_mistah_j]

Yeah. Ya have that cute hair and you know how to treat people that do you wrong.

[Even sane Harley believed that. After all she used that philosophy herself.]

[serialhugger]

Ain't you a sweetie. Like the getup. Colors look good on ya.

[byebye_mistah_j]

Aw thanks! The name is Harley by the way.

[serialhugger]

Sel. Nice t'meetcha.