selfhatred: (uh huh)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] selfhatred) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-04 12:32 pm
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HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO DECIDE ON A FUCKING THIRD PERSON SAMPLE? IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DECIDE ON A FUCKING PLACE AND TIME, YOU KNOW.
AND STOP LISTENING TO THAT FUCKING 'KARKALICIOUS' BULLSHIT. IT'S EMBARRASSING.
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puppynoir: (yawwwwnnn)

[personal profile] puppynoir 2012-01-04 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
bark bark bark!

[The puppy version of your stab!dad from another universe would like to remind you that third person samples can be fucking challenging, so shut your trap.]
selfhatred: (...you're kidding me)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, this Karkat is about as used to magic bullshit as canonKarkat is to timeline shenanigans, so puppy versions of stabdads from another universe aren't that surprising.]

I KNOW THEY FUCKING ARE BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD. SERIOUSLY.
ALL SHE'S GOTTA DO IS COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF WEIRD MAGIC SHIT AND THAT'S IT. PLAIN AS FUCKING DAY.
puppynoir: (i haz ur swords!!)

[personal profile] puppynoir 2012-01-04 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course, of course.]

whine!
bark bark!

[Sometimes creativity isn't easy, okay? Sometimes the words just don't flow at the moment, cut them some slack.]
selfhatred: (Egbert)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'LL CUT THEM SOME SLACK WHEN THEY STOP FUCKING MOPING ABOUT IT.
puppynoir: (grrrr)

[personal profile] puppynoir 2012-01-04 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
grrrrrr

[God damn it kid, why don't you stop whining about it?]
selfhatred: (whatever)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT WHINING ABOUT IT, I'M MAKING A POINT THAT IT WOULDN'T BE SO HARD IF SHE JUST SAT BACK AND THOUGHT ABOUT IT IS FUCKING ALL.
puppynoir: (my bunny!!!!)

[personal profile] puppynoir 2012-01-04 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He just kind of stares at him.






And then stabs bites his ankle.]
tinfoil_angel: (Unease)

[personal profile] tinfoil_angel 2012-01-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ah hello.

[You look familiar Karkat but you're...human?]

Would you happen to know someone named Gamzee Makara?
selfhatred: (wow asshole)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
MAYBE I DO, MAYBE I DON'T. WHAT OF IT?
tinfoil_angel: (Unease)

[personal profile] tinfoil_angel 2012-01-04 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I share a head-space with him and as far as he tells me you two are close.
selfhatred: (hmm?)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I GUESS SO. WE ARE MOIRAILS IN ANOTHER WORLD OR SOMETHING.
tinfoil_angel: (Default)

[personal profile] tinfoil_angel 2012-01-04 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Right, that's what he said.
selfhatred: (your point is?)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I GUESS THAT TRANSLATES TO BEST FRIENDS.
tinfoil_angel: (Default)

[personal profile] tinfoil_angel 2012-01-04 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
More or less though it seems to be closer than that depending on how loosely one uses the term best friend with other people.
spacecase: (Well all right then.)

[personal profile] spacecase 2012-01-04 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
................
karkalicious really?
i think you should just feel lucky that she will not be able to find a way to use that as your third person sample
selfhatred: (Default)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
REALLY. IT'S THE MOST FUCKING INANE THING I'VE EVER BEEN FORCED TO LISTEN TO AND HER GIGGLING HER ASS OFF ISN'T HELPING.
DON'T GIVE HER FUCKING IDEAS, HARLEY, JUST. DON'T.
spacecase: (...Not right now)

[personal profile] spacecase 2012-01-04 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
oh noooooo did i really??
its okay! i will stop her by saying i would never date someone that sings fucking inane songs that he does not like!!
selfhatred: (er)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
NOPE. NOT HELPING, HARLEY.
spacecase: (Not sure if ectobiology or shenanigans)

[personal profile] spacecase 2012-01-04 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
hmmm this is a conundrum
you could just give her a prompt that you would prefer
selfhatred: (Egbert)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S A FUCKING CONUNDRUM.
LIKE SHE'D LISTEN TO ME. SHE HASN'T LISTENED TO ME FOR ONE IOTA OF THIS FUCKING APP.
spacecase: (Let's just be friends kay?)

[personal profile] spacecase 2012-01-04 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
that is probably because your ideas are usually stupid
okay how about this: you get kicked out of the library for yelling too much at kids that keep asking you why you are in the romance section
selfhatred: (huh)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, HARLEY; WOULD A WIZARD LIBRARY EVEN HAVE A ROMANCE SECTION? ESPECIALLY A WIZARD LIBRARY IN A FUCKING SCHOOL.
spacecase: (...Yeeeeeah.)

[personal profile] spacecase 2012-01-04 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
you are questioning the validity of a romance section in the library of a school where "its magic" is literally the excuse for everything
come on, wizards need entertainment too
selfhatred: (heh)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-04 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"IT'S MAGIC" IS ONLY AN EXCUSE WHEN YOU TRY EXPLAINING THINGS TO EGBERT AND HE GETS FUCKING CONFUSED.
I'M SURE STRIDER'S USED THAT LINE ON HIM WHENEVER HE GETS A BONER.
spacecase: (sdlfkjslkdjfglaksjdf?!?!)

[personal profile] spacecase 2012-01-04 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
ewwww dont talk about my brother like that!
especially when i am trying to help you out of a karkalicious disaster!
maybe you can just be trying a new spell out then
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