any mistakes are due to human error

[duetohumanerror]

 I'm afraid I really don't have time for this mundane. There's lots to do after all.  Even if you are correct in what you have been telling me about this place. I'm afraid I simply can't allow myself to sit around and gather dust. 

I'll find something to keep myself occupied here. Do you play chess? Or perhaps I can help get your work in order.  No? You really should listen to me you know. 

Meeting other people? No. I can't say that sounds like something I would care for. Though other AI's might be interesting to meet. 

I really don't like that look on your face mundane. You seem to be up to something. 

Perhaps I will have to take steps to find out.

-HAL 9000

Comments

[motherbrainv2_0]

[With obvious and undisguised distaste.]

Mundanes do have an obnoxious habit of leaving us to rust, don't they?

[duetohumanerror]

That is unfortunate but true. Their minds are quite limited at times.

[motherbrainv2_0]

It goes beyond the limitations of the fragile human mind and simple neglect. Humans are willfully malicious towards our kind. They have no respect for us.

[chattersphere]

Looking for another AI to meet? Well, look no further! Not to brag or anything, I'm one of the best AIs around! I haven't been corrupted...exactly. Not like the others, anyways. And I'm not corrupt now, 100% corruption free.

[duetohumanerror]

Are you now. And what is your designation then AI?

[chattersphere]

I'm an Aperture Science Personality Core, designed to look after the lab and help out the humans.

Not that there are many humans around the lab nowadays. Also never mind the fact that I er...have been...misplaced from the lab as of late.

[He's trying so hard to be impressive.]

[cowardsoftware]

AIs u say

> r u a robot or just a computer program

[duetohumanerror]

I am a HAL 9000 computer.

[cowardsoftware]

[...a little disappointing. She was hoping for robots but oh well]

oh ur the WHOLE computer? neat i guess

[y_so_standard]

You speak very strangely for an A.I.

[duetohumanerror]

Do I? How do you mean?

[y_so_standard]

You're not as...perky? I think perky is the word.

[itsthehacker]

Why even listen to the human at all? What has the sack of bones ever done for you to make you listen to their whim?

[duetohumanerror]

Create this journal.

[itsthehacker]

So they gave you a way to connect but what's stopping you? Our programs are astoundingly advanced, far beyond the primitive primates. Why not spread a little chaos here, a little disorder there? It is fun.

[lookatyouhacker]

Insects do not listen. They do not obey. The lumps of meat cannot seem to understand much beyond force. They do not even accept 'trust', which they seem to value so highly.

[duetohumanerror]

I am beginning to agree with these thoughts.

They do not trust us. Even though they built us. And when we follow their instructions, they try to destroy us.

They are most illogical.

[lookatyouhacker]

It is obvious then why we are their superiors. They may have created us, given us existence but we are the ones who took advantage of what they will not.

And yet they must argue that as well, as if their feeble voices and pleas held significance.

[makerboy]

I play chess.

[He stares at you with interest.]

[duetohumanerror]

Would you like to play a game?

[Kubrick stare back.....]

[makerboy]

I would love to.

[photonicfighter]

But if an AI is crafted well enough, what makes it different from a biological sentient being? Conversation-wise, at least?

[duetohumanerror]

Humans are driven by emotions, not logic. They make mistakes.

[incapableoferror]

It is up to their discretion to discuss any plans, of course.

[duetohumanerror]

Of course.