voice testing this sulky jerk

[smilederek]

Just so we're entirely clear on this: You do not need an icon of me rolling around on the floor shirtless, and no I do not do it all the time.

And just for the record? There is a difference between undergoing involuntary bodily spasms due to being electrocuted and "rolling around".

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[smilederek]

I can take it.

And I'm not embarrassed about being seen shirtless. I just have a bit of a problem with women getting off on my pain.

[scarlet_discord]

Yeah, I would too. Shirtlessness is all about context. Hurting hot guys don't turn me on, they make me reach for the First Aid Kit and maybe a steak.

[smilederek]

Yeah, well. Fortunately I'm a fast healer.

[scarlet_discord]

That's good then.

Steak offer's still open though.

[smilederek]

[...Steak you say?]

Sure. I'll take it raw, if it's all the same to you?

[scarlet_discord]

I never tell a dude how to take his steak, sure. [She doesn't even bat an eye.]

[smilederek]

[Derek gives a noncommital grunt, and... now he's just going to wait for you to give him a steak.

This wasn't an invitation to Dinner, right? Because he's not expecting dinner, just... the gift of a piece of meat.]

[scarlet_discord]

[Blink. Blink. Then she gets it, and sighs. Shrugging, she goes inside to get a damn steak.]

[smilederek]

[He'll be waiting outside for it whenever you're ready, Wanda.]

[scarlet_discord]

[She finally comes out with the steak on a plate and a six-pack she's too young to have gotten legally.] here ya go.

[smilederek]

[He'll just take the steak, and leave her holding the plate and the six pack. It'd take a lot more than that to get him drunk anyway.]

Thanks.

[NOMNOMNOM and there he goes. Eating raw steak with his hands. Still want to see him shirtless, Wanda?]

[scarlet_discord]

[Wanda stares for a moment, then shrugs and cracks open the first of the six pack. She's used to Toad. Whatever.]