voice testing this sulky jerk

[smilederek]

Just so we're entirely clear on this: You do not need an icon of me rolling around on the floor shirtless, and no I do not do it all the time.

And just for the record? There is a difference between undergoing involuntary bodily spasms due to being electrocuted and "rolling around".

Comments

[alwaysrobin]

Yeah but you were still rolling around. .. In pain. These guys and girls seem to like that sort of thing. So what? Indulge, man. Take advantage of it.

[smilederek]

I was not rolling around in pain.

[Mere pain is not enough to make Derek roll around! Electrical impulses making his muscles all spasm, on the other hand...]

Is that really your response to people taking this much pleasure in your discomfort?

[alwaysrobin]

I'm just saying, maybe going along with a bit of harmless fangirling for a bit more pain and stress-free hours, wherever we are?

[smilederek]

And how long do you think these hours are going to stay pain and stress-free if the people who control our lives think we look nice naked and suffering?

[alwaysrobin]

Hey I never said anything about being naked or suffering. Just shirtless.

[No comment on the pain and stress-free life because, well. You know. He's getting out scott-free (l o l) for the time being.]

[smilederek]

Rolling around in pain counts as suffering.

[Don't think he hasn't noticed that, Stiles.]

And this is all easy for you to say. I can see your icons, and I don't see any shortage of shirts in them.

[alwaysrobin]

Uh, just because I'm one of the few who actually manage to keep my shirt on. Just savin' the goods.

[For what? Well, Lydia. But that's just Stiles.]

[smilederek]

Like an empty safe in a maximum security bank vault.

[That's what he thinks of the goods you're saving, Stiles.]

1/2

[alwaysrobin]

[...Assnut.]

[alwaysrobin]

At least I'm not rolling around in pain in any of my icons.

[smilederek]

Good for you. Why save it for the icons, right?

[alwaysrobin]

[sdnvjdks]

No, you know, I think I'll probably get some down the line. I'm good, I'm good.

[smilederek]

[It wouldn't be a conversation with Derek if you didn't get threatened.]

You're certain? I'm sure a bit of grievous bodily harm would really encourage the harmless fangirling...

[alwaysrobin]

[Derek you creepy sonuvabitch, stop that.]

Yeah, maybe for werewolves. Have you seen yourselves? It's like a miniature Adonis or something. I'm just fresh meat. [... Wait.] I mean I'm sure I could do with a few, sure. I'm not knocking my own stuff.

[smilederek]

[Hey, at least he's not shoving you against any walls?]

You probably shouldn't say things like that so soon after encouraging me to get more shirtless icons, unless you want people getting the wrong impression about you.

[Miniature Adonis indeed.]

And I don't know if I'd call you fresh...

[alwaysrobin]

[This is a good point!]

I am strictly thinking about the well-being of our female fanbase, nothing more, nothing less. I don't know what it says about you for even thinking of it. [Haha, take that.]

I'm sixteen, of course I'm fresh. What are you, twenty three? That's like ... [Hold on, let him calculate/guesstimate] A hundred?

[smilederek]

[Eyebrows raising.]

I've been thinking of our female fanbase as well. About all of the things they are not to be trusted with. [LIKE EVEN THE MOST DISTANT HINT OF GAY SUBTEXT. The female fanbase can and will run amock with that shit.]

Would you touch a piece of meat that had been left sitting out in the sun for sixteen years? [And 23 happens to be a very dignified age for a werewolf. Keep your damn maths to yourself!]

[alwaysrobin]

[TOTES MEANT TO SAY 'A HUNDRED IN DOG YEARS' sndfkjsng.]

.. Okay fair point. And you know what, sixteen years is still better than twenty three. I'm maybe just a bit dried out, dusty. You're like, fossilized.

[smilederek]

[YOUR BURN LIVES ON IN SPIRIT!]

"Miniature Adonis." Your words, not mine.

[No backsies Stiles.]

Anyway, I'll remember your terrible barbs next time I'm legally buying alcohol or having sex.

[Which actually, now that I come back to re-read this tag at an hour that is not four am? WILL BE NEVER. BECAUSE DEREK. YOUR PERSONALITY.]