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Just so we're entirely clear on this: You do not need an icon of me rolling around on the floor shirtless, and no I do not do it all the time.

And just for the record? There is a difference between undergoing involuntary bodily spasms due to being electrocuted and "rolling around".

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Yeah? They come at you all on the clock and you're lacking, though, that ends bad. I don't gotta be an expert.

[ ALTHOUGH SHE DOES NOT SOUND INEXPERIENCED... ]

I'm not lacking. I get enough sleep.

I just have a lot of responsibilities to deal with right now. I don't have time to overindulge.

You say tomato, I say it's your arse. [ that is an interesting approach to the concept of 'verbal shrug'. ]

You still haven't told me what pixies do.

That's like saying what do humans do, man, I just know what I do.

[ 'not answer questions'? ... well, yeah. ]

There must be some things that all pixies do, just like there are some things all humans do, or all vampires do, or all werewolves do. That's what I'm asking you about.

Aight. 'Cos you're promoting a better understanding between species, what?

[ who wants to know. ]

Maybe I'm just curious.

[Pauuuuuse, then grudgingly:]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours?

S'more like it.

[ how can such a small body contain so much swagger. ]

So you got your wings, first of all. Second of all, you got your...well, let's say what, I'm good with locks. [ OH DEAR. ] And them stories you hear about the dancers in the circles-- bam, that's me as well. You got your blessings, your curses, got your long-ev-ity.

[ this is not super detailed. presumably he is not actually shocked at not getting a piece by piece run down of strengths and weaknesses. ]

[Swagger, condensed.]

The dancers in circles? Like-- [He nearly says 'fairy rings' but he stops himself.] I didn't think those stories were true.

[ in fairness to Derek, the words pixie and fairy are frequently used interchangeably - and fairies do that as well. what is the fucking difference, you may wonder. apparently it's important. ]

This from the big bad wolf.

[ ... did she neglect to mention 'sensitivity to supernatural beings'. JUST SAYING, NOBODY THOUGHT WEREWOLVES WERE A THING EITHER. ]

I guess that means I'm not your first?

[Stupid Fae all being able to pick him out of a supernatural baddies lineup without even trying...]

That's cute! Nah.

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After that time in Croatia, you pretty much are an expert.

[ SAYS THE ONE WHO IS STILL WANTED IN THAT COUNTRY. ]

Naps are good. You heard it here first.

[ THAT'S WHAT CHER TOOK AWAY FROM CROATIA, APPARENTLY ]

I still can't believe we forgot to untie that guy. Sleep deprivation makes you do crazy things.

It wasn't like it was urgent, his hands didn't legit fall off--

--are you sure?

Not that the boy knew what he was doing with them in the first place, but I really don't know.

I woulda remembered that.

[ WOULD YOU... ]

I'm just saying, we have no conclusive proof his hands still are attached to his body.

Aint like he was doing anything useful with them.

We really have to do something about this Croatia thing, though, it's us and a bunch of war criminals left over from the 90s. That's a little gross, also we were like five years old then.

I could stand one less thing Interpol's riding me on.

It's my only one, too! Macedonia is unofficial, so it doesn't count. It's this black spot on my perfect record, and you know how I'm a perfectionist.

So it's a project.

Edited 2012-07-07 04:03 (UTC)

I love projects!

[ that's such a colored paper, glue and glitter exclamation. this will probably not involve any of those things.

...well, probably. ]

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