voice testing this sulky jerk

[smilederek]

Just so we're entirely clear on this: You do not need an icon of me rolling around on the floor shirtless, and no I do not do it all the time.

And just for the record? There is a difference between undergoing involuntary bodily spasms due to being electrocuted and "rolling around".

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[molotovmartinis]

Well, the real joke is really that you couldn't possibly do anything to me, up to and including give me diseases, but on second thought, the mange reference is apt. You either need to grow more of that beard or shave it off entirely.

[smilederek]

I shave every morning.

[Oh, and the other thing:]

What are you?

[molotovmartinis]

That's lycanthropy for you. Do you also pluck your unibrow?

I'm a bad cartoon, of course.

[smilederek]

I don't have a unibrow.

[And... have a little werewolf growl because ALL HE KNOWS ABOUT YOU IS THAT YOU'RE A JERK, and he's not sure how to take that.]

[molotovmartinis]

Wax, then. I do hear it's more thorough. But seriously, you're very young and it's cute. Make it work for you, don't be mad.

[smilederek]

I don't do either of those things, because I do not have a unibrow.

And I am not young.

[Not denying the bit about being mad.]