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Just so we're entirely clear on this: You do not need an icon of me rolling around on the floor shirtless, and no I do not do it all the time.

And just for the record? There is a difference between undergoing involuntary bodily spasms due to being electrocuted and "rolling around".

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I'm not giving her an excuse to find an icon of it.

[Besides, how good can rolling around on the floor really be? It's probably not even good exercise.]

Muns never need encouragement to indulge in insanity.

[...Charlie's mind just went to a bad place thinking of what kind of 'exercise' can be done on the floor.]

So we should just lie down and accept that they're going to do whatever they want, and that we can't stop them?

[Derek was totally just thinking of sit ups and whatnot. He exercises the pain away.]

How do you propose to stop them from inside their head?

Oh, I don't know, maybe I'll just do absolutely nothing, since everyone else seems to think that's such a brilliant idea.

If it works, let me know.

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Sure. You'll be the first one I'll call when my 'fighting something with nothing' strategy finally pays off.

Does sarcasm win you many friends? I'm just wondering.

I don't need friends.

[He just borrows other people's friends when he needs something doing.]

[Wow he sounds a lot like some of the people at the Shop.]

You keep rolling with that. Trust me, it gets boring after a while.

Boring is underrated. And still not something I'm expecting to be afflicted by any time soon.

What's your name?

Derek.

Charlie. It's a pleasure to meet someone with such a positive attitude.

Excuse me for being realistic.

There's nothing wrong with being realistic. You're just...alarmingly serious about it. Which I kind of get.

It doesn't sound to me like you get it.

[SO SERIOUSSSSSS]

No. I get it. Take it from a girl who can set fire to an entire city block with a thought if she lets her emotions get out of control. I get being serious.

[Oh god, you thought he was tense before Charlie, he literally grimaces when you say that.]

Sounds like a good reason to stay out of cities, or away from people in general. You should remove yourself from the population entirely.

[Charlie makes no apologies. Mostly.]

And why would I want to do that? I'm better off with people around.

You would want to do that so that you weren't endangering the lives of those around you.

How about you go found a commune in the middle of nowhere? You could start a campsite made entirely of teflon.

Weirdly enough, I'm safer around people. It's easier to keep my ability in check if I have other people to worry about.

How nice that you think it's fair to endanger them because you lack the discipline to control yourself when you're alone.

I have plenty of discipline. I just like being around people because it's humanizing. I'm not about to set anyone or anything on fire unless it's a threat and even then, it depends on how big a threat.

[And easier to hide. Can't hide when you're alone.]

Or unless you lose control. It's reckless.

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