Dec. 13th, 2013
Okay, no. It came out yesterday. You've done two missions. How many have you run with me? Way more than that! Surely that counts for something!
I mean sure, Laurence sounds like me. But you barely know him! We've... we've saved the world together, you and me. What's he done? Except eat Curly Wurlys.
Okay, he does have good taste in chocolate. Mmmm, I could just go for one of those now. I wonder if-
No, that's not the point. And what kind of a name is Walker, anyway? It's nowhere near as cool as Runner 5. What're they going to do? Amble past the zombie hordes? Stroll away from Van Ark?
I'm just saying... don't get invested. He won't be half as cool as me. Obviously.
I mean sure, Laurence sounds like me. But you barely know him! We've... we've saved the world together, you and me. What's he done? Except eat Curly Wurlys.
Okay, he does have good taste in chocolate. Mmmm, I could just go for one of those now. I wonder if-
No, that's not the point. And what kind of a name is Walker, anyway? It's nowhere near as cool as Runner 5. What're they going to do? Amble past the zombie hordes? Stroll away from Van Ark?
I'm just saying... don't get invested. He won't be half as cool as me. Obviously.
Canon: Elementary
Dec. 13th, 2013 12:46 amNo. No. No. No. NO.
[Rolls eyes after a death glare.]
I can't even roll my eyes anymore, I'm having migraines of doing it every time you screw up! Seriously, stop using me as a relief to your... sexual frustrations. I'm not into your "anything that moves" life style, so please leave me alone for a while, ok?
Now, if you excuse me, I have work to do. Lots of case files to go through, books to read, lifes to save.
Good bye.
[Rolls eyes after a death glare.]
I can't even roll my eyes anymore, I'm having migraines of doing it every time you screw up! Seriously, stop using me as a relief to your... sexual frustrations. I'm not into your "anything that moves" life style, so please leave me alone for a while, ok?
Now, if you excuse me, I have work to do. Lots of case files to go through, books to read, lifes to save.
Good bye.
Mistress Mun,
You did a good thing tonight, staying at your place of employment and helping for hours after you were supposed to go home. You know from
heartlessknave's mun that you are going to learn more about me so take heart on that for whenever you do finally get home.
But I am not nearly important enough to get in trouble for so please, drive your strange contraption carefully on your way home. Perhaps if you wish for some caffine, it will be granted?
You did a good thing tonight, staying at your place of employment and helping for hours after you were supposed to go home. You know from
But I am not nearly important enough to get in trouble for so please, drive your strange contraption carefully on your way home. Perhaps if you wish for some caffine, it will be granted?
Feeling a little neglected
Dec. 13th, 2013 02:39 amCome now, summoner. This is hardly like you… and I should know. It's been much too long since we've gone to the Fields. I'm sure a few good matches with me and you'll be all better. You do so love it when we make a killing working with your little friends.
[Yes, he is, in fact, a little bit puzzled by the recent lethargy on part of his mun.]
Wouldn't you like it? The screams are so much better than that "Christmas" nonsense you keep listening to lately. And they make you cry less. Crying is only fun when I'm the cause.
You're in a rut, my dear summoner. Let me help you out of it. All you need to do is grab the lantern. [He rattles aforementioned soul jar and grins.]
[Yes, he is, in fact, a little bit puzzled by the recent lethargy on part of his mun.]
Wouldn't you like it? The screams are so much better than that "Christmas" nonsense you keep listening to lately. And they make you cry less. Crying is only fun when I'm the cause.
You're in a rut, my dear summoner. Let me help you out of it. All you need to do is grab the lantern. [He rattles aforementioned soul jar and grins.]
regarding
asgardeventide
Dec. 13th, 2013 07:26 amSeriously? You want to bring me out again? Come on, we both know you're just going to tire of me like the last few times. What's wrong with flying solo with your spooky magic snake guy, anyway?
Oh, he's too intense for you? Nice to know I'm the comic relief in your weirdo headspace. Thanks a lot, really.
Oh, he's too intense for you? Nice to know I'm the comic relief in your weirdo headspace. Thanks a lot, really.
a man of few words except not really
Dec. 13th, 2013 10:01 amWoooooow.
Really? Of all the dudes you could dig out of the closet, it's me you're waking up?
Good to know I've still got that sort of appeal.
I better have some of my pals wherever we go, yo.
Really? Of all the dudes you could dig out of the closet, it's me you're waking up?
Good to know I've still got that sort of appeal.
I better have some of my pals wherever we go, yo.
(no subject)
Dec. 13th, 2013 10:39 amI've been exactly where you are.
Well, not exactly. My first was civil procedure. Talk about being born into fire.
But here's the thing. You're smarter than all those people in there. You're better than them. You have depths to yourself that they haven't even touched. I guarantee you, if any examination out there will let your character shine through, it will be criminal law.
...yes of course I'm lying. I don't know anything about your classmates! For God's sake, I just want you to stop whining.
Well, not exactly. My first was civil procedure. Talk about being born into fire.
But here's the thing. You're smarter than all those people in there. You're better than them. You have depths to yourself that they haven't even touched. I guarantee you, if any examination out there will let your character shine through, it will be criminal law.
...yes of course I'm lying. I don't know anything about your classmates! For God's sake, I just want you to stop whining.
Ok, I get it. I reeeeeally do. The redemption thing is a great storyline once you get past hating my guts.
Do I really need to play it out in four of your little games? FOUR. The evil enchanted castle? Fine. Great. Whatever. If you must. Even I can admit I'm... oddly, pretty happy there. You can seriously knock it off with the plotting to have me tortured and murdered though. Since when do I stick my neck out for the greater good? Besides like... one time.
[Oh right. You don't know about the other thing.]
What other thing?
[No, no. Forget I said anything.]
I swear to God...
[Might wanna re-think that phrasing, Meg. ANYWAY, shhhhhhh it'll ruin the surprise. Don't worry. You're getting canon updated soon. I can't say you're gonna like it, but it might shut you up for a while so I'll gladly take it.]
( TL;DR )
Do I really need to play it out in four of your little games? FOUR. The evil enchanted castle? Fine. Great. Whatever. If you must. Even I can admit I'm... oddly, pretty happy there. You can seriously knock it off with the plotting to have me tortured and murdered though. Since when do I stick my neck out for the greater good? Besides like... one time.
[Oh right. You don't know about the other thing.]
What other thing?
[No, no. Forget I said anything.]
I swear to God...
[Might wanna re-think that phrasing, Meg. ANYWAY, shhhhhhh it'll ruin the surprise. Don't worry. You're getting canon updated soon. I can't say you're gonna like it, but it might shut you up for a while so I'll gladly take it.]
( TL;DR )
Canon is Yoroiden Samurai Troopers
Dec. 13th, 2013 11:38 amSo, we're doing this, huh?
I mean, I don't blame you. Knew you'd be back. But talking about putting one of us in a game? Okay, seeing Shin in an ocean-based game would be pretty awesome. But me? You really don't need to try anything like that, okay?
I'm good. Really.
These "meme" things you're hopping around right now are seriously enough.
I mean, I don't blame you. Knew you'd be back. But talking about putting one of us in a game? Okay, seeing Shin in an ocean-based game would be pretty awesome. But me? You really don't need to try anything like that, okay?
I'm good. Really.
These "meme" things you're hopping around right now are seriously enough.
I still think you should've tried a more complicated password for this account, just saying.
[ Good advice, definitely not meant to be helpful. ]
Capitalization, symbols, the whole nine yards.
{{ooc: premise loosely based off 'The company house', 8611}}
[ Good advice, definitely not meant to be helpful. ]
Capitalization, symbols, the whole nine yards.
{{ooc: premise loosely based off 'The company house', 8611}}
So Eva's back, huh? I'm not surprised. She probably just got caught up in work or something.
...What? You think I missed her? You're kidding, right? I was glad to be rid of her nagging. I had all the time in the world to slack off on patient reports with her gone. Plus, work breaks were a lot more fun when I didn't have to explain ever single Dr. Who plotline before I could even hit play! I told her she'd get it after a couple episodes...
Okay, yeah, fine. It was a little quiet, but everyone needs the peace once in a while. I was long overdue for some me time.
[Neil adjusts his glasses so the reflective lens are hiding his eyes. There. No way anyone will notice the touch of happiness underneath his exasperated frown.]
...What? You think I missed her? You're kidding, right? I was glad to be rid of her nagging. I had all the time in the world to slack off on patient reports with her gone. Plus, work breaks were a lot more fun when I didn't have to explain ever single Dr. Who plotline before I could even hit play! I told her she'd get it after a couple episodes...
Okay, yeah, fine. It was a little quiet, but everyone needs the peace once in a while. I was long overdue for some me time.
[Neil adjusts his glasses so the reflective lens are hiding his eyes. There. No way anyone will notice the touch of happiness underneath his exasperated frown.]
Mundane. You have a sworn duty to sell these ... "calendars" of yours. How else will your people know what day it is? There is a time and a place for play and this is neither.
[Thor's mun really hates that he's a lot more responsible at his end-of-The-Dark-World canonpoint.]
I will take that as a compliment!
[Thor's mun really hates that he's a lot more responsible at his end-of-The-Dark-World canonpoint.]
I will take that as a compliment!
You. Let me put it in words your pathetic brain might understand.
What. Are. You. Doing?
No, seriously. I'm fascinated. Enlighten me as to what you think you're doing here?
What. Are. You. Doing?
No, seriously. I'm fascinated. Enlighten me as to what you think you're doing here?
Okay, let's just back this up. How long, exactly, have you been into me and my friends? Five years!? Even by creepy weirdo standards, that's kiiinda obsessive, don't you think?
Like, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're a complete loser. Just, maybe reconsider your priorities? Get a hobby? Buy some CDs? Learn to make those little cutesy dolls Kanji's so into? Actually, that's probably what you should do. Seems like it's up your alley.
... Y'know, not that there's anything wrong with that!
((ooc: i've got yosuke or shadow yosuke, whichever suits your fancy...))
Like, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're a complete loser. Just, maybe reconsider your priorities? Get a hobby? Buy some CDs? Learn to make those little cutesy dolls Kanji's so into? Actually, that's probably what you should do. Seems like it's up your alley.
... Y'know, not that there's anything wrong with that!
((ooc: i've got yosuke or shadow yosuke, whichever suits your fancy...))
....Well I'm glad one of us is, kid.
Say, are you gonna want some popcorn for this? I would just hate to see you have to troop through all this without all the fine trimmings. Dragging up our demons without popcorn, oho, we can't ask that of you. You'll need your strength if you wanna torment a nine year old kid.
Good job minding your depravity to a level that consciously manageable, by the way. You must be really proud. I know I am! In fact, I'm thinking of holding a party for you.
With store-bought vanilla cake. And otamatones.
I think you know where I'm going with this, champ.
Say, are you gonna want some popcorn for this? I would just hate to see you have to troop through all this without all the fine trimmings. Dragging up our demons without popcorn, oho, we can't ask that of you. You'll need your strength if you wanna torment a nine year old kid.
Good job minding your depravity to a level that consciously manageable, by the way. You must be really proud. I know I am! In fact, I'm thinking of holding a party for you.
With store-bought vanilla cake. And otamatones.
I think you know where I'm going with this, champ.
on turtle things
Dec. 13th, 2013 03:35 pmKeh. I'll concede it's not as bad as I was anticipating. Though given my baseline was Facility, I'm not sure that is valid praise.
[ Because you're almost making friends? ]
Don't push your luck.
[ Because you're almost making friends? ]
Don't push your luck.
So, what exactly is this place. And where's Martin? Or Mom and Dad? Are they here to?
[Sort of]
Well, will I be able to go home soon. Me and Martin are planning on going to the park and looking at all the cool animals and I don't want to miss it.
[Sort of]
Well, will I be able to go home soon. Me and Martin are planning on going to the park and looking at all the cool animals and I don't want to miss it.
Homeless, looking for games
Dec. 13th, 2013 04:39 pmThis has got to be a prank. You don't expect me to up and leave my wife and son while there's a war going on.
What do you mean I'm going to die anyway?
What do you mean I'm going to die anyway?
Mun doesn't like her new plan.
Dec. 13th, 2013 06:29 pmI can move to New York if I want to. It's not that big of a deal. Everybody can come with me. Travis's whole career is about traveling the world. And Cutler gets sent to train new people all the time.
Obviously I'm not going to pack up my whole life unless we talk about it first, and yes, I'd miss the beach and the half-pipe in the backyard. But I know what my priorities are. And besides, I have a whole other storyline in LA, it's not like you can't still write me trying to figure out if Gamble is alive or not.
Stop freaking out and just appreciate that I'm happy. You spent all your time complaining about me being alone and having me angst and now I'm happy and you're still complaining. You're an idiot.
Obviously I'm not going to pack up my whole life unless we talk about it first, and yes, I'd miss the beach and the half-pipe in the backyard. But I know what my priorities are. And besides, I have a whole other storyline in LA, it's not like you can't still write me trying to figure out if Gamble is alive or not.
Stop freaking out and just appreciate that I'm happy. You spent all your time complaining about me being alone and having me angst and now I'm happy and you're still complaining. You're an idiot.
Mun productivity...?
Dec. 13th, 2013 07:24 pmIf you think making a "muse-box" is going to fix how much of a flake you are...
you're hilarious.
[No sarcasm in his tone whatsoever.]
How about this? Maybe you should try...not tagging. Think about it. You don't have to worry about what people think of you, and all the rest of us up here get to live peaceful, uninterrupted lives; it's a win-win situation!
Until that sinks in, just keep in mind how much of an asshole you're being by wasting everyone's time. I'm sure you don't need my help with that one.
[Thanks for the encouragement Adachi, much appreciated.]
you're hilarious.
[No sarcasm in his tone whatsoever.]
How about this? Maybe you should try...not tagging. Think about it. You don't have to worry about what people think of you, and all the rest of us up here get to live peaceful, uninterrupted lives; it's a win-win situation!
Until that sinks in, just keep in mind how much of an asshole you're being by wasting everyone's time. I'm sure you don't need my help with that one.
[Thanks for the encouragement Adachi, much appreciated.]
voice test for this young tech geek
Dec. 13th, 2013 07:47 pmOk, so you know I need to finish my computer programming school work, don't you? It's kind of serious to me, as I don't want to finish last. The code it gets technical but it's nothing I can't fix. [He's typing away even now on his ancient machine by nowadays standards.]
Also, are you going to let me rent out some more movies to watch? I need some more videos to watch because it gets pretty boring sometimes. You know the ones I like? I'm kind of into Akira at the moment. Not Sailor Moon, as that's for girls. Although the short skirts do have some appeal.
Yeah, so a pizza or two will do nicely too. [He slurps on his Pepsi cola, as he types away at lines of code.]
Also, are you going to let me rent out some more movies to watch? I need some more videos to watch because it gets pretty boring sometimes. You know the ones I like? I'm kind of into Akira at the moment. Not Sailor Moon, as that's for girls. Although the short skirts do have some appeal.
Yeah, so a pizza or two will do nicely too. [He slurps on his Pepsi cola, as he types away at lines of code.]
What? Why are you staring at me like that? I know how to handle an Ak-47, so let me have one, will you? I have to defend myself against whoever might be over here. I've been through war and know what it's like, ok? You don't. I've lead other kids to fight in the Liberian War. Solidus.....he's practically my godfather now. [Not that Jack had much say in it.]
Yeah and you can stop calling me the "White Devil" all the time. It's getting annoying. I'm Jack. I'll always be Jack. I don't care what other people think of me. I'm good at what I do. Killing is all I know. It's all I've been brought up to do.
[He wishes that he's never lived through hell on earth, as most kids never had to.] Sometimes I wish I could be a normal kid, yeah. But I can't, can I?
Most kids haven't done the things I have. Like eat some kind of crap with gunpowder in it.
Yeah and you can stop calling me the "White Devil" all the time. It's getting annoying. I'm Jack. I'll always be Jack. I don't care what other people think of me. I'm good at what I do. Killing is all I know. It's all I've been brought up to do.
[He wishes that he's never lived through hell on earth, as most kids never had to.] Sometimes I wish I could be a normal kid, yeah. But I can't, can I?
Most kids haven't done the things I have. Like eat some kind of crap with gunpowder in it.
on it being Todd Allison's birthday
Dec. 13th, 2013 09:13 pmWhy the hell would I know his birthday? What have I got to even celebrate? Do I get a slice of the cake?
[ a pause, and a sly grin slides across his face. ]
Can I... get the cake? I have the perfect idea for what to write on it, now that I think about it...
[ a pause, and a sly grin slides across his face. ]
Can I... get the cake? I have the perfect idea for what to write on it, now that I think about it...
looking for a game.
Dec. 13th, 2013 09:29 pmI appreciate you retaining your interest in me for such an extended period. Should you wish to go into communities, I will gladly lend my voice to this cause, if it should make you happy.
Yet...
I shall not lie. I am uneasy.
Should your wish come into fruition and we do find somewhere suited, could it be anything other than survival horror? I am unafraid of whatever could be in store in that regard. You know as such. I would loathe to be placed in anything slice of life, or even partial. You know as well as I something like that would be quite unsuitable as...
[Well.]
...I place my trust in you, and my immediate fate in your hands.
I will not lead you astray, and I hope... that you will share the same consideration. Thank you.
Yet...
I shall not lie. I am uneasy.
Should your wish come into fruition and we do find somewhere suited, could it be anything other than survival horror? I am unafraid of whatever could be in store in that regard. You know as such. I would loathe to be placed in anything slice of life, or even partial. You know as well as I something like that would be quite unsuitable as...
[Well.]
...I place my trust in you, and my immediate fate in your hands.
I will not lead you astray, and I hope... that you will share the same consideration. Thank you.
Reawakening an old muse
Dec. 13th, 2013 09:46 pmYou're not thinking of using me again are you?
You're mad. You don't even remember my voice.
You're mad. You don't even remember my voice.
voice test
Dec. 13th, 2013 11:09 pm[ There's a kid just sitting on the ground, an unlit cigarette in his mouth. He doesn't look all that bothered by what's going on, more irritated than anything. ]
Don't give me that look; you're not my foster folks. The hero always get lip for smoking, but that's part of why he's so cool.
[ David, this isn't an action movie. ]
So what're you dragging me out here for? I mean, it's nice to have a break from all the training. They're a lot tougher on me in the Winter. [ He gives a bit of a smile. ] But I'm gonna kick ass once I'm in the military; I'll be the best soldier ever. You'll see.
[ Yeah, about that... ]
Hey, I can have anything I want in this place, right? [ I never said that. ] Can you get me a new walkman?
Don't give me that look; you're not my foster folks. The hero always get lip for smoking, but that's part of why he's so cool.
[ David, this isn't an action movie. ]
So what're you dragging me out here for? I mean, it's nice to have a break from all the training. They're a lot tougher on me in the Winter. [ He gives a bit of a smile. ] But I'm gonna kick ass once I'm in the military; I'll be the best soldier ever. You'll see.
[ Yeah, about that... ]
Hey, I can have anything I want in this place, right? [ I never said that. ] Can you get me a new walkman?