Canon: Elementary

[diotima_of_mantinea]

No. No. No. No. NO.

[Rolls eyes after a death glare.]

I can't even roll my eyes anymore, I'm having migraines of doing it every time you screw up! Seriously, stop using me as a relief to your... sexual frustrations. I'm not into your "anything that moves" life style, so please leave me alone for a while, ok?

Now, if you excuse me, I have work to do. Lots of case files to go through, books to read, lifes to save.

Good bye.

Comments

[nine_lives_null]

Preaching to the damn choir.

Trust me, it could be worse.

[OOC: ILU for playing her. How would you like your internets delivered?]

[diotima_of_mantinea]

It's just... You'd think someone that perverted would be a better writer. You know?

[ooc: <3]

[nine_lives_null]

At least it's not 50 Shades bad.

[Beat.]

It's not. Is it?

[diotima_of_mantinea]

[Joan laughs.]

Oh no!

My Mundane may be a bad writer, but if she were at this level, I would ask for her to kill me. Honestly.

[nine_lives_null]

[Kat chuckles.]

Gotta take the silver linings, you know?

Like I said, could be worse. I got pulled from... a rather nice nap just to be shuffled around in my mun's head.

[diotima_of_mantinea]

Oh, this happens to me a lot. Sleeping is one of my few pleasures and yet, every time I'm quiet, alone, relaxing... my mun decides it's a good time for me to pursue aliens, flirt with some random person I don't even like, or even get shot.

It's so tiresome.

[Joan sighs.]

JOOOOOOOOOAN *A*

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Look at it this way! At least you're not having to worry about getting killed off or anything.

... though I'm not sure that doing those kinds of things is much of a consolation, either. Ewwww...

[diotima_of_mantinea]

Ugh. No, at least my Mundane is not trying to get me killed... yet.

I really have no interesting in dying right now. So many things to do!

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Trust me, I doubt anyone wants to die right now.

[ Lissa frowns deeply, shaking her head. She knows this all too well. ]

And yet our mundanes are happy to just let us sit here and gather dust. What's with that, anyway?

[diotima_of_mantinea]

[ooc: UGH, I was sleepy when I replied to you and wrote "interesting" there and I can't fix it anymoreeee.]

Maybe they only use us because they are unhappy with their lives. We are mere distractions in empty and desolated lives.

[battlecleric4lyfe]

[ ooc: SOB I'M SORRY it's okay ajshdgkasdhgasjdsa sob. ]

Maybe... they seem to enjoy living vicarously through us, at any rate. A little too much, if you ask me...

[diotima_of_mantinea]

Humans and their escapism methods can be so depressing.