I'm surprised I've gotten away without doing one of these thus far

[putuporshutup]

Ok, I get it. I reeeeeally do. The redemption thing is a great storyline once you get past hating my guts.

Do I really need to play it out in four of your little games? FOUR. The evil enchanted castle? Fine. Great. Whatever. If you must. Even I can admit I'm... oddly, pretty happy there. You can seriously knock it off with the plotting to have me tortured and murdered though. Since when do I stick my neck out for the greater good? Besides like... one time.

[Oh right. You don't know about the other thing.]

What other thing?

[No, no. Forget I said anything.]

I swear to God...

[Might wanna re-think that phrasing, Meg. ANYWAY, shhhhhhh it'll ruin the surprise. Don't worry. You're getting canon updated soon. I can't say you're gonna like it, but it might shut you up for a while so I'll gladly take it.]

Whatever. Are you really gonna stick with playing four separate versions of me? Like, seriously? PLUS Abaddon and that dick Archer? Don't get me wrong, she's fine, but he's a douchebag. And you never really do anything with him. You spend all your time on little old me. With your games, and your little musebox things and your memes... although, those, I'm not really gonna complain about. At least you're good at getting me laid.

Speaking of that, I was gonna ask you to shake things up a little - not that I don't love playing out the same sappy first time with Clarence over and over again - but I'm pretty sure I'm good if that's what you're thinking. Don't even think I can't hear you brainstorming something with me and Crowley? What the fuck are you smoking, and can I please have some?

Anyway, Happy Damn Holidays. Don't forget to make Cas watch It's a Wonderful Life for their next cute little movie night in the one place they have some resemblance of normal lives, if you're gonna keep insisting that that would ever happen. I'm not even gonna go there with the rest of the places you stuck me yet. (Although, A+ on the sex island. crappy apartment block and creepy old abandoned college? Yeah, nottttt so much.)

[There's... more to those places that you could discover easily if you... socialized outside of snarking at people you recognize for home and wondering why they hate you... and bitching that there's no booze. Get over it. There's no booze.

/sigh. Nevermind. I don't know why I bother.]

I sooooo don't care. Figure it out. And on that note, stop trying to make me friends with Dean Winchester. Fetch is not going to happen, 'kay?

Comments

[without_thatnoise]

Ugh. Redemption. They make it sound so trite, don't they?

[putuporshutup]

Ya know? It's not all that bad. I'm pretty sure about half her "fandom" doesn't buy it and totally chooses to ignore my existence. I don't even recognize myself half the time, but that's... not exactly a bad thing.

[without_thatnoise]

Oh, believe me, I know all about being ignored. [he rolls his eyes. if the fandom prefers his previous, crazy, drum-addled self, that's their prerogative, but they can keep all that noise.]

... And I think I know what you mean by the rest, as well, while we're being candid.

[praisehislight]

You sure sound down on the whole "redemption" idea aint ya?

But its like I always say ... when god closes a door he opens up window.

[putuporshutup]

[...]

[...]

[...]

[...for serious?]

It's... complicated. But yeah, I suppose He does, doesn't He?

When He's actually around, I mean.

[praisehislight]

[ Steve has that affect on a lot of people.]

Oh he's always there ... it might not always be obvious to us at first but his light will eventually guide us to our true path.

And I speak from experience.

[putuporshutup]

[So does Meg...]

Yeah, right. He's been gone for a while now, but I suppose you poor saps topside didn't really get the memo, did ya?

[praisehislight]

I dont need a memo to know hes always in my heart.

And im afraid I might not be as "topside" as you think.

Speaking as one supe to another.

[putuporshutup]

More power to you, then.

[Oh, brother. Religious monsters. Just what she needs.]

Yeah, yeah. You're not as stealthy as you think, Twilight.

[praisehislight]

"Twilight"?

[ That reference just flew waaay over Steves head.]

[putuporshutup]

...nevermind.

[Ffff she's used to that thanks to a certain someone.]

You really gonna tell me you bloodsuckers still think you gotta fix on the man upstairs?

[praisehislight]

Well why not? It's a funny old world after all miss.

Sorry that should be "funny old worlds".

[ He gives a little laugh.]

I mean ... Not even Lillith herself could have predicted a demon falling for an angel.

[trigram]

I have no idea on what this is all about, but my Mun wanted me to comment on here because she misses yours.

[putuporshutup]

Me either but mine says she feels awful for losing touch and misses yours too!

Swear to god this bitch has an excuse for everything lately.

[trigram]

Muns are made of flesh, blood, and excuses. To think we're being controlled by such bitches.

[putuporshutup]

Tell me about it. She just sits around and plots ridiculous shit she can put me through on something called plurk, with the muns that are controlling the other people from my world, who BY IN LARGE SUCK, by the way.

[trigram]

What kind of name is "Plurk"? Oh, the things these people come up with... [/facepalms]

[Hey, at least it's not... Twurk. BigBootyBitches.mp3]

That was painful.