anachronologistics: manipul8trix (let me just whip out my sunny dispositio)
Davesprite ([personal profile] anachronologistics) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-12-13 04:32 pm

davesprite: commence bitching about your mun looking for a game

oh my fucking hell are you shitting me right now
dont think i dont see you surfing across the many throes of dw rp
like some lone wanderer traversing the great beyond to be reuinited with his loving wife and daughter
daydreaming of all the sick shenanigans you can throw me into like the the worlds worst babysitter
hey lets teach the baby to swim
toss him in the river hell figure it out
you are unironically the worlds worst fucking ninja and you should be goddamn ashamed of yourself
dont think i dont know what youre doing
i know what youre doing
and you know im about as close as the width of one of egderps nosehairs to ollying the hell out of here before you can keep doing it
that alley oop will be higher than the current gas prices and light up the goddamn beach like a lit christmas tree
lets synchronize this horseshit to a hearty helping of transiberian orchestra
hark hear the bells bipches
that fucking skateboard isnt gonna have anything on me by the time im done
can you believe how much this air this feathery asshole is getting its goddamn NASTY
oh and look that douchebag has wings so the air aint gonna stop there
beep beep motherfuckers this birds gotta fly
normally id say caw but i feel like beep is hella better at getting the point across
that point being i dont give a flying fuck what you think youre not sending me anywhere

this is all about that dating sim game isnt it
jesus fucking christ i knew i shouldve demanded royalties on that shit

dont you have real dave in your back pocket anyway??
i mean if you got him what in the hell do you want with me
like no shit its hard to find a game for him hes sort of the realer deal here
but that doesnt mean you gotta settle for dave version bird.0
the dave the taxidermists kid practiced the family business on by sewing a couple of wings and a ghost ass to
then got bored with and chucked to the bottom of the toy box to go and play with the squiddles
if you ask me hes hella better suited for your scifi horror itch youre so keen on wanting to scratch

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yeah i guess its better than fairtyaleland though

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