on it being Todd Allison's birthday

[stabber]

Why the hell would I know his birthday? What have I got to even celebrate? Do I get a slice of the cake?

[ a pause, and a sly grin slides across his face. ]

Can I... get the cake? I have the perfect idea for what to write on it, now that I think about it...

Comments

[stinkeye]

No one invited you.

WOAH hey

[stabber]

Don't go breakin' my heart, babe, a birthday party like your's deserves a bit of entertainment. I mean, who else is getting the cake? We wouldn't want poor Petunia tripping and hurting herself on her way to deliver it...

lol hey SORRY IN ADVANCE

[stinkeye]

[um that could sound like a threat...]

What does that even mean, "like yours"? Like hell am I having a party with cake anyway, so sorry for your generous offer. Maybe you can shove it up your ass?