Mun makes a perfect voice test

[perfectineveryway]

Perfect? Oh no I assure you mundane that I'm anything but. It flatters me that you think so though. While I wish to continue my own quest for the Knights of Cybertron, I'm more than happy to help you out here whenever you want. Patience is a virtue after all, and I'm certainly not above spending time with organics when they want it.

[In case anyone's wondering, his ship is not far away so the mun isn't forgetting anything here.]

Ahh, you're so considerate mundane, I'm definitely lucky to have you.

[To think the mun was so close to picking up that other guy whatshisname.]

Mun's been given the black spot, whoops. Game is high_seas.

[justguidelines]

If that idiot starts singing that damnable song at any point, it be you I'm coming for after I gut him throat to groin.

And after you? Miss Swann, for teaching it to him in the first place.

Spoiler Warning!

[microsofty]

( cut for spoilers that will inevitably be brought up )

because wow, that other post is a mess.

[appellative]

[ Curls up in a corner to cry. ]

voicetesting;

[noonlight]

I know you're looking for a game, but I'm not going anywhere that won't accept a sheep or two. Nor will I be alone there for long. There's nowhere that they can't get into.

Voicetesting; Homeless but looking?

[waitingforthe4thdawn]

[A rather exasperated looking child is currently glaring at his mun.]

Look, you had the whole weekend off lazing around doing practically nothing, and now instead of looking over your lecture notes you come bothering me.

I've got more important things to do than sit around here and amuse you!

…Wait, what do you mean you want to send me somewhere? I don't have time for this!

I've got to get the Sun's Mask back…!

AU-wrangling and pondering game potential...

[codename_emperor]

Hey. Good you're thinkin' about me again, yeah? Rather than just this 'canon' me: dunno what you're getting at there, I'm the guy with the cannon...

You're working on my backstory? Huh? I could tell ya most of that stuff, back when I first moved in with Ma and all that - oh. Yeah, when you start talking about the lab crap, it... ain't exactly fun to start thinking about it.

And what's this about my Persona? Are you really gonna start screwin' with that, too? I know my Shadow ain't the same as for the other me, but you're gonna change something like that?

Still, you can do it, right? And then ... maybe you can work on finding me somewhere to hang out? I know it's gonna be tricky, but I ain't the sort of guy who's gonna give up on a challenge! So c'mon! Let's do it!

(...and did ya have to hit the button *before* finishing writing last time? You're making us look bad!)

(no subject)

[caster_blaster]

Yeah, yeah, I get it. You've got a pretty nasty head-cold and it's hard to write an application.

Know what my bad days were like on Sentinel III? A hell of a lot worse than a runny nose and a headache, I'll tell you that much. So quit your bellyaching already and get to it. Show a little drive, man!

Besides, it's obvious those guys are in dire need of a real bad-ass to come along and save the day. Luckily, I happen to be an expert in that field. I'll have that nasty giant problem wrapped up inside of a year.

Voicetesting

[numberwan]

( Spoilers for episodes 7 and 8 of Book 2 of LoK )

Muse woke for a special occasion

[transformare]

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, MUNNIE!?

Why didn't you tell me sooner!? Ooo, just you wait I'm gonna throw the biggest party your head has ever seen! Even those meanies in your noggin won't stay mean after it!

mun's confidents cont

[foolsjourney]

See? I told you you'd get it.

[I still really need work on the being not-wordy thing and still feel like I'm getting enough across... I lost track of that so much with her.]

We're different even if we're both "silent". Keep trying, you'll be ok.

voice testing, hops on dat bandwagon

[lumiose]

Cher écrivain,

I'm glad to hear that you've enjoyed our adventures in the Kalos region. I've met so many new people and Pokemon on my journey, and had adventures to last me a lifetime. That isn't to say that we're finished, though - non, there's so much more that we need to do before I can be sent to any of those "games"! The Professor is counting on us to finish the Pokedex, and I'm not about to quit that so soon.

...Although, there is a sale at the Lumiose Boutique that I'd like to check out. Let's do that, first.

On shameless enabling (...or not).

[nagyka]

The likelihood that my presence being what makes others want to join is slim at best. I'm not exactly Selphie, you know. [ That girl can get people to join the Garden Festival even when they walk away saying "no." Maybe it's time to take some tips from her? ]

Still, I appreciate the effort. Just remember that if someone is interested to not push too much. It's inconsiderate and tactless. On the other hand, try not to sound disinterested, either. There's a fine line that separates the two.

[ But wait! One more thing before she leaves! ] And thank you for not humiliating me. Yet.

accidental cannibal

[infomodder]

Look, I'm flattered you're suddenly all gung ho about wanting to do something with me. Honored, even. You know me, all I've ever wanted was for someone to take an extreme interest in me in every capacity and want to shove me in all sorts of horrible situations. This is all I ever wanted, no doubt about it.

[well done on your design there buddy]

But do you really have to get so hung up over Sigyn chooses only the most humanitarian for her House? There's one for murder investigators and you can't get over humanitarian? I mean, sure, I'm—no, I'm not going to talk about myself. There's other ones. There's better ones.

It's not my fault the dog god doesn't have his own House. It's probably better that way.

Regarding the event in avalar

[warlord_of_aurora]

Mun, while I understand it's customary for people to pull tricks during this month, did you have to make my hair turn pink? I can live with face drawings, but why did you pick that color?

[Enzan, it's not the end of the world. Besides, it'll go away in time.]

[Sigh.] I still think I look ridiculous.

(no subject)

[ittybittyspace]

Who, me? Complaining? What's a of couple months in that noggin' of yours next to a ten thousand year stay at La Grotte de Merveilles? That's the Cave of Wonders for those without a beret. All that sun and no way to work on a dark blue tan. I packed my swim suit for nothing. Nothing! Why, there wasn't even a complementary breakfast!

But, in case you were wondering, it's almost been a year. Ten months, sixteen days to be exact. Or forty five weeks, five days. Or three hundred and twenty days. Just to let you know. I can wait. I mean, that's what we genies do. I'm plenty patient.

Look...

I JUST NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!

(no subject)

[ibelonghere]

[She's just going to gently rub her temples.]

Mun. You're starting to drive me a tad bit crazy here, just because it's happened in the past doesn't mean it'll happen again.

[A sigh.]

Don't make me slap you!

Homeless foreverrr, Canon is Subnormality Comics

[phg]

You made me an account.

You made me an account!?

Who the hell goes and makes me an account? You don't even know my name! I don't even know my name! Okay, okay, I do know my name, but the thing is, it hasn't been revealed, it's not likely to be revealed, we don't even know if PHG isn't my real name. I mean, there's weirder things back home, hey. Starting with my friend, The Sphinx, who is like basically the coolest person/entity I know but come on, she's been around for over half a millennia.

Do you even have any plans for me? Up there it says in bold letters just how you plan to do nothing with me, hey. What's the point then? Like, am I going to be one of those voices in your head that rambles about shit you're going through and give you a different opinion about stuff like? Because you could've probably picked a better Jiminy, I'm just saying. Bad move girl, the best advice I could give to you was not to worry too much about screwing everything a hundred times over if the one hundredth and one time you do it right, but then again that's basically my life philosophy, and sort of yours too. I guess I can see the appeal? Still, I insist that this is totally uncalled for. I'm no hero, I hardly make it through life without being pulled into other dimensions and screwing with the fundamental laws of the universe. Plus I'm pretty pathetic without my friends around. Go find me The Sphinx or Ethel and then we can talk. Or rather I can flail like an idiot and you can consider just what I could be useful for. But I'm telling you, that's fighting a losing battle, and I know lots about those.

Do you get what I mean?

looking!

[plat]

No. I'm not going anywhere without Matty. Or Jivi, I suppose. [ reluctantly adopting children? sure, why not. ] You don't get it. Matty and I are plats outside Alderode. We don't have a community anymore, and Matty's blind. Do you have any idea what might happen to him if I'm not there to protect him?

I have five years left. Five years to make sure he's going to be okay once I'm gone. You can't take me away from that.

(pacific rim) (regarding all the family reunions happening in d_m)

[dorothied]

You're wrong. I'm not - I would not dare to presume they'll be here as well. What would I tell them if they were? What could I? How could I find the words?

It would have been better if you hadn't put the idea in my head.

So I've been playing Pokémon recently and...

[gambliar]

It might be a good idea to schedule an appointment with your eye doctor soon, Mundane-kun, as I fear your eyes may be failing you. No person with a pair of working eyes would suggest that I resemble this...thing in any way, shape, or form. After all, I don't see the resemblance.

Spoilers?!?! Better knock that off before someone loses an eye...

[boxcutting]

I guess you weren't paying attention. Perhaps I didn't make myself clear.

You have poor judgement.

Now, why don't we forget about all of this and go our separate ways before we make choices we will both regret? Maybe we could try this again in the future when you're seeing things more clearly. Or not at all, if you prefer. Especially if that's what you have in mind.

someone started mother 3

[tellmeastory]

Oh, this is absolutely marvelous! Stories these days are so tediously boring, but what a show this one started off with! Unhappy endings are truly a staple in entertainment, but what of unhappy beginnings? It wouldn't have been nearly as fun if the woman and her children were found safe and sound, dear, no. Whoever wrote this story certainly knew their way around a tragedy, oh yes... I will have to take note of the execution for my next tale.

Now, where is your enthusiasm? You simply must continue a phenomenal story like this! Oh, really now, people have no appreciation for a good tragedy these days... 

on impending nano

[splitsapart]

Your villain, you say? After all these months with nary a hello, you turn up and make the assumption that I would practice wide-scale necromancy? What must you think of me?

I thought by now you might know better than to use the term 'villain', at least. Nothing is done for evil's sake. Perhaps this antagonist of yours has a very important greater good -- perhaps he or she has seen only horrors beyond the veil. Perhaps all a soul is is energy -- ah, look, and I've come full circle, haven't I. How delightfully clever.

hush, david u_u

[protomatter]

.. You and your AUs. Re-watching The Wrath of Khan is no reason to bring me out. I mean, I'm not even that Kirk's son. It's a little silly, isn't it? My parents are only a few years older than me right now, and still on good terms. .. I don't even know him, anyway. What would I say to him?

Just. Let me go home. I have more important things to do, like my Master's, remember? My next paper isn't going to write itself.

Oh nostalgia...

[shutupdib]

You spent all day rewatching cartoons. Pfft, lame.

...

So, that other one was where that Mandy girl I met here once was from, huh? Yeah, she's kinda cool, I guess. Needs to ditch those two morons, though.

Also, if your friend brings MORE obnoxious aliens into my life, I will make her SUFFER.

Now with icons!

[madeofclay]

I appreciate the new icons, mun, but... where are you going to use them? You don't have time to put me in any games. And there's not a lot of memes for little kids...

You won't forget about me, will you? I don't want to disappear inside someone's head, again.

old school muse came back or something

[toldyouitwasstupid]

You're a rather fickle woman, you know.

It's been, what, at least three of your planet's years since I was last acknowledged? With such fleeting loyalty the resistance has no use for the likes of you! Might I ask how long before you turn your back on us again?!

If you really are serious this time, then you're going to have to prove to me that I can trust you! Although I won't be holding my breath.
... Alright I will, but only to preserve oxygen aboard this ship. Bloody reserves are running out again...

Pacific Rim, human jaeger is go.

[striker_five]

No matter what else, mun, I've gotta say - your head's not the worst place I've been or ever will be. Some interestin' company, that's for sure.

(no subject)

[shallturnto]

( Spoilers for Pokemon the Series XY in post and comments )