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[ittybittyspace]

Who, me? Complaining? What's a of couple months in that noggin' of yours next to a ten thousand year stay at La Grotte de Merveilles? That's the Cave of Wonders for those without a beret. All that sun and no way to work on a dark blue tan. I packed my swim suit for nothing. Nothing! Why, there wasn't even a complementary breakfast!

But, in case you were wondering, it's almost been a year. Ten months, sixteen days to be exact. Or forty five weeks, five days. Or three hundred and twenty days. Just to let you know. I can wait. I mean, that's what we genies do. I'm plenty patient.

Look...

I JUST NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!

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[onebadapple]

Oh dear! Genie you haven' been anywhere?

[ittybittyspace]

France, Spain, China, Egypt, London, Germany, Peru, Iceland, Hungary... [It's a long list.] ... Narnia, Atlantis, Tatooine, Gravity Falls... [A very long list.] ... Asgard, Duckburg, Danville... [A very, very long list.]

I was at Animal Kingdom, waiting in line for the Tree of Life when 'poof!'. I thought I was through with the poof. Resigned. Retired. Terminé!

[onebadapple]

Oh Genie, you poor thing. To have your vacation so disrupted! Your writer should apologize at once!

[ittybittyspace]

They should buy me more icon space too but lets work with what we have.

Were you taken at an inopportune time yourself?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Whoa...a genie?

I've heard stories but I never thought I'd actually get to see one.

[ittybittyspace]

Looks can be deceiving...

'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet. A genie's magic is an entirely different brand of its own.

[mightymorbid]

I see things with your current master are going swimmingly.

[ittybittyspace]

Uh oh. Sounds like someones been out in the sun just a wee too long.

The only master that I serve now is me. You should know that by now, Moze. [Definitely going in for a cheek pinch you little mieskeit, there.]

[mightymorbid]

[AVOIDAVOIDAVOID]

So this is what a free genie begging looks like, then.

[ittybittyspace]

[That's no fun. Do you remember Fun Mozenrath? Genie remembers Fun Mozenrath. Fun Mozenrath would braid the hair of the undead while Genie did their nails.]

Begging? That's not begging. This is begging. [Are you immune to puppy dog eyes, Moze? Genie, now a little blue puppy, looks up at him and whines.] And here's howling! [Now look what you've started.]

[squeals at childhood and throws nerfed godling] Please tell me if this isn't okay

[ever_wander]

[Ordinarily, she was not too thrilled with being put out like this. But this one is very New and Different, so perhaps she's not as resistant as she could be to being simply dropped here. Still, he seems to be having his own difficulties at the moment, so she will just...hang back a bit.]
[Still hanging there though.]

[ittybittyspace]

I know you're hanging there. Hanging out the passenger side of your best friend's ride trying to holler at me... I don't want no scrub!

[ever_wander]

[Might seem like she didn't hear that for the moment until realizing there's no one else here, and yes, he is speaking directly to her. Mun completely forgot to mention that glamours and other disguises don't work here. Whoops.]
Well, thankfully I don't think I have that, but-[Having a few odds and ends whipped out and changed around in about a minute, including a rather poisonous looking green...rock. Or at least we're hoping it's a rock.]- I do have these. You said you don't want anything though. [So putting them back equally quick. That cloak must have some deep pockets.]
So. Hello!
[Proffering hand in what must be the most awkwardly earnest handshake ever.]

[ittybittyspace]

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly and is also known as a buster. Always talkin' about what he wants and just sits on his broke-- [A donkey interrupts this TLC jam in a cry out for attention. The poor things leg is bandaged up in a sling... 'cause he's broke.]

There, there. We ain't havin' no scrubs, Missy. No, we're not. [Genie comforts the mule before turning his attention back to... Say, he never got a name, did he?]

Genie. Genie of Lamp. And you are?

[Nothing personal but Genie just doesn't feel comfortable shaking the same hand you used to hold those poisons looking rocks so he's going to put an oven glove on first.]

[sandswitch]

[Sadira is a little tetchy about the Genie, but being lassoed by hair, and then later locked up in a chest and thrown out a window will do that to a girl.

Still, FRIEND.]

Hey! Hey, Genie! Hi!

[Yeah, okay, maybe not so tetchy, after all.]

Wow, a whole ten months! How come I haven't seen you around?

[ittybittyspace]

Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! You're as welcome as can be~

I've been trying to beat the world record for the tallest card castle ever made. Unfortunately I ran out of cards.

[gumdroppizza]

[Blink blink, uh oh, her honey bun gone off the deep end of cabin fever again.]

Genie sweetie, d'you okay?

[ittybittyspace]

No activity make Genie something something...

[gumdroppizza]

... Go crazy?

[world_of_elegance]

What, did you run out of board games already?

[ittybittyspace]

You can only get into 'Trouble' so many times. [Although the Pop-O-Matic bubble will never fail to amuse him.]

[world_of_elegance]

That's not what people tell me. Sounds like maybe you need a playing partner.

[streetratprince]

[Aladdin rubbed the back of his neck as he winced.]

Oh man, sorry to hear your mun has been keepin' ya locked up Genie.

[ittybittyspace]

And where have you been?

[streetratprince]

[Gives a sigh.]

Same boat as you I guess... Well, sorta.

Hadn't got out much since mun started her final year of school. I think she's got some other things too, but I do try to convince her to take a break when she can.

And what's better than taking a break with someone like me right?