So I've been playing Pokémon recently and...

[gambliar]

It might be a good idea to schedule an appointment with your eye doctor soon, Mundane-kun, as I fear your eyes may be failing you. No person with a pair of working eyes would suggest that I resemble this...thing in any way, shape, or form. After all, I don't see the resemblance.

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oh my god I choked on my drink

[emoted]

Howaaaaaaah....! The twintails!

I'm so sorry

[gambliar]

...what about them?

don't be it's wonderful

[emoted]

Ibuki sees it! This Pokemon has the twintails of our Super Highschool Level Gambler! [ it's dear mun ibuki can break whatever fourth wall and time constraints she wants ]

I couldn't resist

[gambliar]

Incorrect. They look nothing at all like my twintails.

[cheese_for_everyone]

I would say it's fairly accurate actually.

[gambliar]

And I would say you're completely wrong.

[Celes if you were on an episode of The Simpsons wearing MC Hammer pants even I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.]

[cheese_for_everyone]

Black pigtails, red eyes and devious or murderous intent. It seems all very fitting.

[gambliar]

Devious or murderous intent? Me? Why perish the thought.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh what's that phrase again? Oh right.

Liar liar pants on fire~

You really shouldn't bother. I can see into your mind.

[gambliar]

[EYE. TWITCH.]

I believe that's an invasion of privacy.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Privacy laws don't mean a lot when you're a god.

[gambliar]

If that's the name of the game, I'll just have to think all the wrong thoughts.

[cheese_for_everyone]

You might be the best liar there is, but you can't make your entire mind lie. Surface thoughts? Sure for a while you might be able to trick a simple mind reader, but I'm looking at everything.

[gambliar]

Everything isn't as immense as one would think. Your player can scrounge the internet looking for facts about me that you would know, but not everything is available. There are things only my player and myself know. And these lips and those doors? They are closed.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh now we're getting meta.

But what if I do know? What if I know every little secret, but by the rules of this reality I simply can't share it with anyone else. Even my mundane.

[gambliar]

If you can't prove you know, then it's exactly the same as not knowing.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Except the thought of me knowing, you losing all your mystique and ground bothers you a little. Doesn't it?

All your perfectly laid out lies foiled by an old and crazy man.

[gambliar]

[...]

Not in the slightest.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Liar liar pants on fire~

[gambliar]

It. Was. A. Fucking. Truck.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh cursing? How unladylike of you.

[needlephilia]

I agree. I think you resemble this one much more!

[travelingbelle]

Yeah, you get it!

[gambliar]

Well, I can at least see the similarities in terms of fashion.

[Her beauty is obviously too grand to be resembled by anything else. Obviously.]

[travelingbelle]

I'm thinking more of a shiny Gothorita...

[gambliar]

Perhaps it's a smidgen closer than my mundane's choice, but ultimately I don't think it's all that similar.

[theultimatedisbear]

I see the resemblance! You've both got ugly pigtails, and you can't turn your back on either of you!

Of course the monster is prettier! Upupupu!

1/2 I lied

[gambliar]

[YOU.]

Oh indeed. Wouldn't want something dangerous like a knife being planted there.

[gambliar]

Also you must be blind if you think my beauty is outmatched by that thing. Not that I would expect a bear to know anything about the subject.

[theultimatedisbear]

Better than being eaten alive by your ugly hair drills!

[gambliar]

Aside from all the obvious reasons why I would not eat you, there is the matter of indigestion to take into account.

[theultimatedisbear]

You're right, I wouldn't be beary tasty. I've got an idea! Let's go get Yamada-kun and see how he tastes to your ugly hair!

[gambliar]

[Man das gross]

Let's not and say we didn't.

[theultimatedisbear]

You know what? There IS a big difference between you and that thing.

Give IT a precious stone, and it becomes a powerful fighter! Give YOU a precious stone... and you're still nothing but a liar.

[gambliar]

Know what the difference between you and I is?

I can move without someone controlling me.

[theultimatedisbear]

But can you move WITHOUT someone waving a million yen in front of your face?

[gambliar]

Yes. It's rather simple to do, actually.

[theultimatedisbear]

Really? It worked well enough to turn you into a murderer!

[gambliar]

My my, now who's telling lies? Simple money on its own wasn't enough to make me a murderer.

[theultimatedisbear]

You're right!

It was a BUTTLOAD of money! Dahahaha!

[gambliar]

[OKAY YEAH SHE'S DONE]

[theultimatedisbear]

[COME BACK ANY TIME]

not sorry

[darkraisomemore]

Hm. Makes sense.

Both susceptible to burning.

meg i'm gonna kill you

[gambliar]

OH FUCK YOU!

u wanna go m8

[darkraisomemore]

[ l e l ]

i'll beat yer fookin' arse i swear on me mum

[gambliar]

[ s o o n ]

[practicenotrequired]

... I'm not really seein' it.

[gambliar]

Good, because there is no resemblance. I can't fathom why anyone else would see it.