accidental cannibal

[infomodder]

Look, I'm flattered you're suddenly all gung ho about wanting to do something with me. Honored, even. You know me, all I've ever wanted was for someone to take an extreme interest in me in every capacity and want to shove me in all sorts of horrible situations. This is all I ever wanted, no doubt about it.

[well done on your design there buddy]

But do you really have to get so hung up over Sigyn chooses only the most humanitarian for her House? There's one for murder investigators and you can't get over humanitarian? I mean, sure, I'm—no, I'm not going to talk about myself. There's other ones. There's better ones.

It's not my fault the dog god doesn't have his own House. It's probably better that way.

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[shrikes]

[ honored, even. wow fuck you? ]

Wow. That's pretty really tacky.

[infomodder]

[No you're tacky, Mister S. Put on the leotard with the sparkles and just deal.]

What's tacky?

[he doesn't understand teenage girls he needs clarification












and also another icon with her in it damn]

[shrikes]

[ srsly starting to doubt your commitment to lectermotion ]

"Humanitarian?" [ also that icon? at least it's not sways :') ]

[infomodder]

[it's lectormotion you illiterate]

It is tacky. Very tacky. I find it tasteless.

[...]

...I'm seriously going to need to do an overhaul of my vocabulary.

[but this glorious beautiful face is :')]

[shrikes]

Only if you're going to keep doing it. Eating people.

[ fuck groce stick a flower crown on that mess ]

[nukeoleptic]

Rude! There's nothing wrong with Sigyn.

[infomodder]

[THAT WORD

he is going to DIE]

It wasn't—no, no, I wasn't meaning to remark on her. It's the little summary, not. It's got nothing to do with her, specifically.

[nukeoleptic]

It's way better than the other houses. Hel is mostly full of assholes: take my word for it.

[infomodder]

If it's got a lot of people who work with murder, that actually makes some sort of sense. Dealing with that all the time, it...hardens someone a lot. They could be taken as—yeah, something like that.

[GOTTA KEEP THE LANGUAGE PG]

[nukeoleptic]

[ But PG is boring booo boooo. ]

Well, some of them are murderers. The signup sheet for Hel seems to be more like, um, "shady jerks go here."

[fade_away]

... you don't look like a dog?

[infomodder]

No, no. I'm not—[going to explain that he's not a dog, this guy has eyes, gj Will]—I just like dogs. I have a lot of them.

[fade_away]

[Cole ooohhhhs in understanding. He actually probably would have listened to the 'not a dog' explanation anyway.] ... I like cats. But I don't have any. Are the dogs loud?

[infomodder]

They can be. It depends on how you train them and what's going on.

[oh no cole why did you do this there is one thing will graham can talk about forever and that thing is

murder

dogs]

Sometimes they bark at anything, but I can train them to stop that. But if it's...if there are sirens going on, or fireworks, or something loud that they're not used to? Then yeah, they can be really loud.

[but hey a living dead girl sneaked into his house right under his bed and his dogs didn't do anything IT DEPENDS OKAY]

[fade_away]

[Cole is also a fan of murder mercy killing cute animals.]

The only ones I've seen bark at everything. They're really big and scary. I think if they didn't bark all the time maybe they wouldn't be so scary.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh.

Humane inclinations.

Yes I suppose you would, wouldn't you?

[infomodder]

[It's 8:39PM central time, his name is Will Graham, and he's over 250% done with Chilton.

Until season 2.]

Does that really surprise you so much, Doctor Chilton? I do what I do to save lives. You're all about humanity, too, aren't you? Got a knack for the mind.

And being a humanitarian.

[Okay so, no, he doesn't like him. But God, please, please, if only he could get some way to tell him, "Please don't have dinner with Doctor Lecter and rub it in my face, I can't tell you why, just do this for me? I'll be more cooperative?" The things Will does for people, really!]

I don't mean that in a bad way, of course.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is there a house of unnecessary hostility and seemingly embittered attitude?

If so? You ought to try that one.

[Imagine him adjusting his tie right at... THIS MOMENT.]

i was told i had to use these keywords on you sometime. that time is now.

[infomodder]

There's one about gloomy people, but it's kind of a place for murderers, too. Not really me.

[But. He must add this. He must. Because it relates to everyone in Hannibal's life.]

There's also one where, apparently, the members can regenerate their livers. You could see why I'd be wary of that, couldn't you?

oh ouch, right where it hurts

[slightlyoffchilt]

To each his own. Frankly, I'd find myself relieved to possess such an ability. Given elements of my... Situation.

[Basically he'd totally be at Baldr's place, and mostly probably because of ego alone.]

Nevertheless. That whole system poses interesting questions about identity, and what an individual might. Value.

[He's thinking of you, Will.]

[fine_young]

I like your mun's sense of humor.

[guestlectures]

You'd be the poster boy for the Dog God house.

[infomodder]

Apparently he's actually a wolf? Or something like that. There's probably a dog god, though. Egypt was all over the gods with animal heads.

[guestlectures]

How do you think you'd cope with them adopting you for a change?

[infomodder]

It could be worse, but...he doesn't have a House. She wishes he did because then it would be an easier decision.

Stray in a strange land, that would be me. So if there was, then yeah. I'd be kind of okay with it. As long as I don't have to wear a collar or anything.