voice testing - FF14: ARR

[swordtouch]

I... must insist for a moment of your time, Mundane.

[Fine, fine... Here's a blond young man, seemingly in his early 20s, seemingly armored...]

I understand my role in any team I wish to be a part of. But that does not mean I can be referred to as a "whipping boy." Nor is it "meat shield." It is, in fact, much worse than the former in my honest opinion.

I also must express my uneasiness for Thancred. I believe I speak for the adventurers he... stalks, for lack of better word. For the time being, I am quite uncertain whether or not I shall be a part of their Scions of Seventh Dawn.

Lastly... As much as Ul'Dah is my home, I've also grown to enjoy my time in Limsa Lominsa.

Muse tries to give her Mun a pep-talk

[pkpollyana]

Mun...

I know it's a little scary meeting new people, especially when you've just moved away from home, but your new hall-mates all seem very kind, and you enjoyed spending time with them at that party the other day, didn't you? Why don't you go and talk to them a little more?

We'll all still be here when you get back, I promise… Don't worry about us.

[gently pats Mun on the back]

It's important to have friends. [slightly sad smile - she misses her old companions.]


~ Ana x

(no subject)

[writer_of_honor]

Mun,

My application to a game is very important, especially since you only have a certain amount of time to complete it. So, it worries me greatly that you're more concerned with a digital animal village and finding certain animals to live there.

Please get your work together and start writing something productive.

Sincerely,

Roland

voice test what have I done

[lumpin]

[A purple, lumpy... thing is hovering a few feet above the ground, with arms crossed and an unimpressed expression.]

So what do you really think you can just, like, pick me up and decide to do something with me or whatever? There's, like, an application process or something. Or there should be. I should totally make one of those, because only cool people are allowed to play me. And, like, you might be a cool person, but you might be a total lame-o, and I don't know which yet. You should totally find one of those so you can fill it out. Or maybe you could write one, and I can see if it's cool enough to play me.

What?

Look, I've been busy, okay? Why is it suddenly my job to take care of every lumping thing around here? Glob, just get off my back, mun! Whatever! Lump off or I'll just find someone else's head to live in. We totally both know that you're not the only one who wants to get in on these lumps and so I totally think you should be nicer to me.

apped to savetheearth

[nekromanteia]

Reincarnation...now that is an interesting concept. Though I can't say making me any kind of medical doctor was a good idea.

...That is to say, it may not be beneficial for anyone else. It suits my purposes well enough, of course. Working with corpses suits my cheerful and sunny disposition, don't you think?

[Jade. Jade, no.]

(no subject)

[youngflamelion]

Honestly... This is getting a bit much, wouldn't you say?

[An exasperated sigh.]

Yes, I know I was created to be a part of Westeros. That part of my history is well and truly imprinted on me... But I thought you moved on, mundane. The first sighting of Tywin Lannister, of all people, brings these memories flooding back?

You really need to stop chopping and changing. It's not good for either of us.

[canon: kyou kara maoh]

[fierytemper]

What about this arrangement seems like a good idea to you? First of all, your priorities are completely out of order. Secondly, I have absolutely no interest in going on some wild goose chase for your entertainment. Thirdly, I have enough responsibilities at the castle without your interference.

Between supervising Greta's education and making sure that Yuuri doesn't run off and do something stupid again, I have no time for this. And neither do you. Honestly!

( reserved at paradisa what have i done )

[littlebityeah]

Well hey, sleepyhead, how nice of you to join us! I've just been here hanging out with the impaired decision you happened to make at, as the American kids used to say when I was little, balls a.m. Oh, you're remembering now, are you? No, that was so not a dream. It was so actually a thing you did, and I-I mean, honestly, I really don't know how to feel about it.

Actually, no, I do. I love learning! Love getting to meet people from crazy universes - except, y'know, when they're trying to destroy the planet - and man, do I love the thought of room service I don't have to pay for. Know what I opposite of love? Getting a creepy entity in my brain, eating things I care about! I mean -- I mean, you can't take the kaiju, that--that's my entire life! And not my ink, or--or my family, or -- even Hermann, dude, that's messed up! You--you can't feasibly remove any part of me and have me still be me, that's just -- psych 101, come on!

Wh--where--where are you going? Hey -- hey, I'm talking here!

because rule 63 goes both ways ( canon is pacific rim )

[jaeger_beat]

Okay, now we can say that you've officially lost control of your life.

[ noam doesn't understand any of this, especially not if it's going to hinge on how his huge-ass crush on badass yancy shit-she's-hot becket is the only reason he's being dragged out to play ]

You do realize that you have a game you're apping into, a fuckton of PSLs that you're backlogged on, not to mention actually living outside of the internet, jesus fuck. Seriously? I don't need Stacker Pentecost dressing me down in the middle of an interview on how I nearly screwed over the Beckets' dynamic is that never going to not be mentioned?

Voice test. Thinking about disney_academy

[ex_pulledthesword570]

An academy? Is that like school?

Do you suppose maybe they could help me learn how to be a king? I mean, now that Archemedies and Merlin aren't around.

Route or a transfer game? Decisions, decisions. (The muse likes none of them.)

[croceamors]

I suppose I should be glad that we're on the same page regarding the weak sentiment behind your decision to continue associating with me. "The paid time lasts until February" does not make a particularly compelling case by my standards. Of course, were we doing things by my standards, we wouldn't be here, would we?

[You know who doesn't want to deal with fickle muns and their occasionally sadistic tendencies, hint it's this guy]

I suppose there is no use in attempting to force your stubborn mind from its current course, however. So, to the matter at hand. What action should we take? Your indecisive nature is revealing itself once more, so here is what I encourage: arrange a transfer. That appeals to both of us. I get to keep what knowledge I have managed to discover about myself and my situation thanks to Maka, and you can continue to explore my abilities since I know that your interest.

[And personal growth, maybe??? Not that Saix is the one to admit that sort of thing in public.]

Perhaps you can even convince those friends of yours to bring Axel and Roxas to whatever place you decide to take me.

[...]

Why not Johto? Well, despite your current defense of how much you like the game when you played there before, I was there when you looked at the cast listing and started to cackle in a manner more befitting Vexen.

...Yes, I noticed. You weren't subtle.

human jaegers, man

[cherno]

Do you find it strange? We are machines. I am a machine. Mankind's Gods did not create me, but mankind itself. The closest being I can call my god may be Doctor Gottlieb. The closest we have to family is one another and.. our pilots.

I am old. I feel old. Perhaps it was time. I only.. wish that.. I might have saved them.

At least they may find some afterlife together.

Homeless, going to zodion

[executive_order]

[ There's an exasperated sigh somewhere down, but this is Rufus and he was here to make a point. ]

Childish games for a child, that about sums it up, correct?

Still, you decide to send me to a place where people must...

[ There's a pause as he considers what word he wants to use to get his point across, finally he decides to take a small page from a certain Turk's book.. ]

Where people must fuck like rabbits in order to help some Gods save some place that I could really care less about...

..and you honestly expect me to go quietly? You know exactly how likely that will happen.

She's not a happy Vulpix

[tripod_fox]

[A three legged Vulpix  flops down on the floor, glares at her mun and sighs.]

Really? You have a back story for me and you want to play with me somewhere... and yet I don't have a name or any icons yet besides the one? What ever will I do with you?

.... And that journal name is not funny... Honestly... [She huffs in disgust.]

At least you didn't make me a weakling that's dependent on a trainer...

(no subject)

[xhooks]

 Do people even play from this fandom anymore?

Let's say they did. Would they want you playing me?  I don't know what makes you think you get me, mun-lady, but you have no idea what I've been through. Laugh and call me crazy all you want, but I know what's just and what's not. The Fire Nation is the perfect example of what's not. Look what they put the entire world through. They murdered women and children and families, tore every nation apart and left them with nothing.. they don't deserve anything, anything but to know the pain and torture they brought upon-- [ He stops to take a deep breath, calming himself. ]

You really think you can handle my perspective on it still? Fine. Let's find a game.

Re: game possibilities...

[theherofromjunes]

Whoa, whoa. I know you're all excited because you managed to get Kanji into that big city place, but seriously?
Can't we just ... step back a minute? And maybe not think about throwing me into the big house full of all the horror and psychological torment and...

[Don't lie, Yosuke. We've been through this before. You know you like the challenge.]

...Uh-uh. We're not doing the 'stuff my Shadow says' thing. No way. And yeah, I like exciting stuff! Not freaky stuff!

Can't I go somewhere nice instead? ...Please?

Voicetest; homeless forever and mun is excited for new game

[orangegoggles]

...Why?

N-No wait. I get it, you're excited for the game coming out this weekend, but I was perfectly happy just staying as the staple of your team and...well, a joke.

Okay, maybe not the joke part.

B-But you're bringing me to the new game right? We've been through almost every game together. It'd be a shame if you...didn't...

( Cut for extremely minor pokemon spoilers? )

voice test, considering Disney Academy maybe

[shakespeareanquotations]

Excuse me, Mister... Mundane, was it? Ah, good.

I truly don't mean to complain. After all the effort you've put forth throwing together this journal together, I wouldn't want any of it to go to waste. But, I do have some very important duties to attend to. Halloween is only a few weeks away, and there's already so many decisions to be made! Costumes, decorations, music, all sorts of things. And while I certainly don't doubt the Mayor's capabilities, it just wouldn't be a proper celebration without me.

In fact, you seem quite busy yourself, come to think of it. You've got an education to look forward to! No time to be spent fooling around with games and the like. Although I'd certainly be lying if I said I didn't do the same when I was your age.

Hmm. Perhaps this would be a nice change of pace. I'm certain things can't completely fall apart while I'm gone, can they?

On finally getting a 'title' in thechanged

[planted_blade]

Why is being called such a thing as 'Golden Girl' so amusing to you, m'lady mundane? Certainly my hair is gold and there is some of it on my person, but I do not see the amusement in this.

I doubt you could explain the joke either. You yourself said anything that did not allude to kingship or knighthood would be 'awesometastic' or something along those lines. What is it about this particular title that you find so humorous? I would appreciate being let in on the joke, seeing as it is at my expense.

Yours,
A Sword

canon's the last story and MUN IS SUPER EXCITED OVER A PICTURE

[ex_knightsky842]

It's one picture, lady. One picture of a shirtless prat who might or might not look like Zael. It's probably one of his twenty kids. He gets married, right? I bet he does and he churns out kids and lives in a cottage with them and they all come over to Wonderful Uncle Dagran because their dad is a softie.
[BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND DAGRAN WITH THIS, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!  GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE FOR SEQUELS! ]


...Yeah, whatever. If I'm not gonna be in it, then what's the point? Give me a picture of me looking noble and knightly and then I'll get excited. Or me and Zael getting knighted by a queen while we clink together two tankards and look noble. Something great like that! How about a picture of me with huge muscles and a beard? 

rusty muse has found her voice again;

[unreadability]

One can argue how much of a compliment it is, the degree to which you have missed me. Naturally, my very existence depends on your interest, wavering as it may be, but nonetheless - I shan't be able to say that the feeling is mutual. While simultaneously remaining truthful.

Seeing how it has been... peaceful, hasn't it? In the meantime. And pretending that the status quo is anything but preferable would surely be unhealthy, considering the sheer potency of your usual plans. Simply because you are in position to rule a world - ours, in this case - it doesn't entitle you to do so without any sense of regulations and responsibility.

Responsibility, first and foremost. Responsibility, most of all.

canon is KILL LA KILL. spoilers.

[uniformed]

You don't even know me yet!!! One episode isn't enough time! I have vengeance to exact! I must find the owner of the second scissor!!!

off to sanctum we go most likely

[seizured]

Wow, you picked me first for the softball team for once. You bet your ass I'm gonna get a kick out of beating Lydia.

As much as I don't appreciate you taking away my powers,  if you put a phaser in my hands, I'm pretty sure I could kick some ass at the zombie apocalypse. In space. It still sounds like one of Stiles' daydreams, but we are going, you don't get a choice in the matter, and I'm about to give everyone from Beacon Hills the surprise of a lifetime. 

disney_academy?

[picklesandeggs]

So, you've finally decided to pick me back up again, hm? What was it, my good looks or my charm that won you back? Maybe a little bit of both?



But seriously. You can't just expect to shake the dust and have my voice again. Yeah, you can do your little test-run-thing in this place, but you should definitely re-watch the movie at least once. Or maybe twice. It's pretty good, I am the star, you know.

So enough chitter chatter, let's see how comfortable you are with me. Do some memes. Something. You've been out of this business a couple years now. I'm glad you realized the place to start up again was with Yours Truly.

Re: being flightless

[stubbornflame]

So what? Who cares if I can't fly?

[Meet Richard, the flightless first generation Charizard. That's because his wings are pretty torn up.

He huffs with a puff of smoke and crosses his arms, looking off to the side.]

I don't need my wings. Heck, I'll be skinnier than most Charizards out there. That's a plus. Plus I've been around the block, mun. I know my way around the ring! I can take on anyone.

(no subject)

[equippedsmile]

So you're seriously thinking about going through with this? I mean it's not like it's anything to be afraid of. I've handled much worse...

but you won't progress at all if you don't even finish up the app. I don't want to hear you whining when the apps close and you didn't get mine in, got it?

muse will not cooperate for tags :C

[makingastatement]

( spoilers for s04ep05 )

on voice testing and other things

[agnapolisian]

 Excuse me, miss mun?

What is the meaning of 'picking me up'? Does this mean I'm special?「 He sure seems happy about being picked up. 」I'm very thankful, miss mun! It is a pleasure to aid you in the journey. I hope I will be able to provide some guidance while you're undergoing the training to become a idol--

「 No, Cecil, not an idol... 」

Not an idol? You don't want to sing? 「 There's a deflate in his spirit. But he quickly rises again. 」But I will help you with whatever you have desires for. 

「 Thanks, Cecil. 」

It's a pleasure, miss mun! I will pray to Muse to make this journey a smooth one!

「 sobs, mun just wants a job... 」

writing up his nu!trek comic history haha sobs why

[dow]

Out of a total of twenty-five comics you have collected twenty-two and committed three-thousand, five-hundred and twenty-nine words to the dissection of fifteen. This is insufficient data from which to extrapolate thorough character references and leaves out a considerable berth of experience. A total of six-thousand words should prove an enlightening task to begin with and will serve its purpose long after your work is done. If you insist on eventually taking satisfaction in a comprehensive report concerning my service on the Enterprise you will need to redouble your efforts in documentation or I cannot speak as to a reliable level of accuracy.

[ it's called relaxing omg just kill me u slavedriver ]

Neither would that solve the problem of your lackadaisical attitude when it comes to "taking breaks" which I have not sanctioned. Case in point.

canon is Sleepy Hollow; possible spoilers in comments

[capitalw]

It's a step, okay? Don't push it.

And don't give me that look. I'm not buying him a brand new wardrobe, either. If he wants one, he can ask.

Canon is God Eater. Also homeless

[bugarallyboy]

Hey, Mun! Long time no see, huh?

I'm happy you've given me new icons--colored, at that!--but isn't it still a little too early for me to be anywhere in this version? I mean, the game isn't even announced for localization yet! I know, I know, I get how excited you are for the game... Are you really going to get the game in Japanese? Like you said you would when you found a site with pre-ordering? You're pretty infamous for how lazy you are from your other muses...

Oh, yeah! Anyways, are you sure you're good to go to find a game for me? I mean I'm glad I'm not just sitting around doing nothing in your head, but at the same time, I can't help but feel worried, you know? Needing canon review and all that, not to mention you need to prioritize what you should be doing...

On mundane's choice of starters.

[ceruleantomboy]

You're picking Fennekin as your starter? Froakie is so much better, not to mention Frogadier. I thought we had this conversation.

You still have time to think about it.