dear_mun | [canon: kyou kara maoh]

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[canon: kyou kara maoh]

What about this arrangement seems like a good idea to you? First of all, your priorities are completely out of order. Secondly, I have absolutely no interest in going on some wild goose chase for your entertainment. Thirdly, I have enough responsibilities at the castle without your interference.

Between supervising Greta's education and making sure that Yuuri doesn't run off and do something stupid again, I have no time for this. And neither do you. Honestly!

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「 Wow. 」

You sound like you're a very busy person!

「 A pause, her eyebrows turn in concern. 」

Are you going somewhere, too?

[Wolfram crosses his arms, looking indignant.] I'm not going anywhere, no matter what she insists.

And yes, I am very busy. As one of the retainers of the current Demon King, I am in charge of matters that absolutely can't be ignored.

[LIKE RAISING THIS HUMAN CHILD. DAMN IT, YUURI, STOP FUCKING OFF ON EARTH AND HELP ME OUT HERE.]

「 Poor Wolf 」

I'm sure it's not healthy to be fighting with your mum... 「 There is a slight pause. 」Maybe she'll listen to reason.

「 But at the mention of demons, she gasps. 」Demons? Evil demons? 「 Dang, she was so sure she got 'em all. 」

If she listened to reason, we wouldn't even be having this discussion...

[Oh great. He tries not to roll his eyes-- after all, it's impolite-- but he can't help the gigantic sigh.]

Demons aren't evil! They're just like humans, except they live longer and can control magic. I don't know who started those rumors, but they're obviously false.

I guess so...maybe persuade her with something? Like cake?

「 No, Usagi, not everyone is like you. She notices the sigh--did she say something weird? 」

Oh. What? So, like magicians? Like mages in video games?

「 Kind of like you, Usagi. 」 I-I'm sorry...

Hmm. I didn't think she could be persuaded with food, but I suppose it's different for peasants. I might actually look into that.

[are you kidding, every girl is usagi. AND FOR THE ONES WHO AREN'T, there's a whole host of her friends...]

Mages-- yes, that's a good term for it. [He pauses.] Video games? [He vaguely recalls escorting a Shouri-possessed Yuuri to the store to get one, but he's not sure what the actual fuck it is.

He sighs, deciding to try and chill his temper for now, since she seems genuinely sorry.]

... It's fine. Yuuri has a lot of work to do if humans are still ignorant about what demons are really like.

Edited 2013-10-09 09:17 (UTC)

Yeah! Most girls likes food--you know the saying, "a way to a girl's heart is through her stomach"! 「 You mean "a way to a man's heart"... 」

Yeah! It has a more welcoming feel to it! 「 After all, the word demons...doesn't cut out positively for her, at least. 」

Oh. Is Yuuri your friend? 「 Judging by the way the other blond addresses the friend, she'd say that this Yuuri character sounds much like a person who has a lot of responsibility. Didn't he say that he was a retainer for a kingdom-- 」

--a king?

I haven't heard that saying. Is it anything like "to enter a sandbear's heart, it must be swallowed"? [Idioms, man.] Well, humans have their own kind of magic as well. The fact that we can control it innately makes us different.

[Wolfram straightens a bit.] Yuuri is my fiancé, as well as the Demon King. He was raised on Earth so he isn't familiar with our customs, and he's always doing stupid, unconventional things. That's why he requires so much supervision.

[He's obviously proud of him, though. The tsundere thing is totally transparent.]

Huh? 「 Because what the heck is a sandbear. Is it made of sand or--she scratches her head on utter confusion before putting it behind her. 」 Really? Wow, humans have powers, too, huh.

「 Because that's totally different from here. Although it does make sense, since everyone hails from different places. Maybe this guy's place functions differently. She would do research, but she's not all that diligent. Back to the tidbit on fiance-- 」

Aww, that's not a nice thing to say about your--huh? Fiance? Does this mean, you're a queen? 「 She's a little traditional, but she means well. 」 I mean, you're going to be a queen? 「 Isn't he a boy, though? How does that work? Is it something like Haruka and Michiru?

But this guy is totally becoming a queen in Usagi's eyes. A regal queen!! 」

Edited 2013-10-10 01:22 (UTC)

[Unlike most male characters, Wolfram isn't even bothered by the confusion surrounding his engagement (and subsequent title). He wears a nightgown to bed and plans on going wedding dress shopping with his mother in law. Really.]

Hah! Wouldn't that be something? My marriage to Yuuri won't get me any sort of title, though I suppose I could be granted a lordship somewhere if I wasn't already a noble. A new Demon King is chosen as soon as the old one retires or passes away. Having a queen or prince tossed into that would only confuse things, and since the ruler chosen can be a woman or man, it's not really necessary.

「 Usagi puts a hand to her mouth, a little embarrassed. This is a guy, after all. No guy is going to become a queen, right? Sorry, Wolfram! 」

Ah...that's...convenient. Which means no battle over the throne, right?「 Oh, silly Usagi. 」

Good luck with that defense.

Why is it so impossible for these people to see simple logic? It's absolutely infuriating.

They refuse to see it. It interferes with their "plans", so they ignore it.

T-- that's not how it works! You can't just ignore things that you don't want to deal with. That's so-- so childish!

Yeah, it is. But...

At least you're not alone. We deal with it by working together. Commiserating, I guess.

[That seems to mollify him somewhat.]

Working together?

We're all in the same situation. If you have questions, ask around and I'm sure you'll get an answer.

[He considers.]

About how long have you dealt with this ridiculous situation?

Mm... [Let him count.] I'm going on my fourth month.

Four months is nothing to a demon. I'm sure this mundane will get bored... eventually.

[He sounds doubtful.]

A demon? Are you - ? [Now he's more curious about that.]

[Notto disu shitto agen.]

Yes, I'm a member of the demon tribe. [He straightens a little. He's... about as intimidating as a groomed kitten, and despite being similar in height to Cloud, he's got like half the body mass.] Is that a problem?

It's good to see you so passionate, Wolfram.

[Have some verbal keysmash.] L-Lady S-- ah, you're... [-- alive. Alive. That's a big deal.

He messes with his hair, a rare sign of fidgeting.] You look well.

( She laughs softly, sensing the nervousness in his voice. )

I'm sorry for surprising you. It has been a long time.

I-I wasn't surprised, I just wasn't expecting a visit from you. [That's the same thing, Wolfram.]

It has been a long time. I've finished my schooling since we spoke last.

I'm proud of you. ( She has been watching everything, Wolf. ) You have a fiancee and a little daughter too, right?

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[canon: kyou kara maoh]

OMG Kyou Kara Maou!!!

the anime turns 10 next year. WHERE MAH HOMIES AT

probably on earth with yuuri and perhaps Jennifer is keeping them busy

DAMMIT JENNIFER ISN'T EVEN HER REAL NAME SHE NEEDS TO STOP SAYING THAT

BUT IT'S COOL LOOK AT JENNIFER gung-ho and ecstatic

i really do love her omg i'd eat her curry EVERY DAY.

sobs i love her excitement SPONTANEOUS POSITIVITY

i think she's my favorite mama next to madoka's mom

Hehe, she's definitely a cool mom, that's for sure~

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eeeee i miss you at para!! i used to play lloyd and i love your cloudddd

Ohhh yes! <3 Thank you! ;-;

♥♥♥!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!

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i literally screamed when i got this notif

don't wake the masses! <3

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