Voicetest; homeless forever and mun is excited for new game

[orangegoggles]

...Why?

N-No wait. I get it, you're excited for the game coming out this weekend, but I was perfectly happy just staying as the staple of your team and...well, a joke.

Okay, maybe not the joke part.

B-But you're bringing me to the new game right? We've been through almost every game together. It'd be a shame if you...didn't...

Not that I'd blame you. There is that MegaGarchomp...

[Shut up, you're way better than him.]

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[trickiestfox]

My mun says you're a doofus.

[Yes, Kyoko, that's exactly the subject at hand.

And no I didn't.]

[orangegoggles]

D-Doofus??

A little harsh, don't you think? I'm...well, look at me!

[Yes, Chow, you are the embodiment of tough and viciousness.]

[tripod_fox]

[Have a three legged Vulpix staring at you.]

Lucky...

[Someone is jealous that someone has a trainer that likes them...]

[orangegoggles]

L-Lucky? Well...I wouldn't go that far. I did just gain a weakness this coming Gen.

...U-Unless that's not what we're talking about.

[razorshelled]

New game? ...What new game?

[Hi hello look who's behind on the times.]

[orangegoggles]

[Oh, hey little guy! Chow has to crane his neck down to see you.]

What, y-you haven't heard?

Pokemon X and Y?

[takeoutthetrash]

Yours too, huh? Well, ya kinda can't blame 'em. Some of this stuff does look pretty neat.

[Like that one that mun won't stop freaking out over because it is a goddamn luchador]

Personally, I don't think you've got much to worry about. I mean, I hear MegaGarchomp's actually slower than the original.

[orangegoggles]

H-Heh, yeah, I can't blame her either. A new way to battle? You bet I'm excited.

[Oh, his mun's freaking out over it, too. And a shrimp.]

...You think so? I-I mean...I'm always called the 'inferior Garchomp' as it is. Now if -I- got a MegaEvolution...

[stubbornflame]

[Sorry he's just staring at you Chow. He's squinting pretty hard and his small arms are crossed over his chest.

Someone has never left the Kanto Region.

But he huffs with a small chuckle.]

You're scared someone else will snatch up the limelight?

[orangegoggles]

[Oh. Oh sir you are intimidating. Meet the world's most timid Flygon as he sinks down on all fours looking up, his wings pressed to his back.]

K-Kinda. I mean...I'm one of her core members of the team.

Shame to just toss all that out, r-right?

[nothingbutanangel]

[All of a sudden, as if from nowhere, there's a giant shiny gyarados right next to Chow.

Just

Suddenly there.

Do not ask questions.]

[orangegoggles]

...

[A slight turn of his head and--]

Eeep!!

[Can Flygons squeak? They can now!]

C-Cuddles!!

[psychic_supremecy]

My mundane assumed there were only two other Pokemon in this situation. It astounds me how wrong he continues to be in most situations...

[orangegoggles]

[Mewtwo! For some reason, being in front of a legendary causes him to sit bolt upright, as if he were meeting someone of high importance.]

This situation right here? L-Like...us being brought here?

Boarding the 'mon train...

[weatheredwheel]

You are saying 'game' a lot...and others speak of games a lot too, but you ask to be brought when they do not want to go...

[Chow, you're breaking Arceus' mind. Things can have different thoughts? Wait 'til it learns a word's meaning changes by context.]

[orangegoggles]

[Oh...oh wow. Things Chow never expected to see, right here. Meeting Arceus in all it's glory. Excuse him if he lowers his body down, shaking like a little leaf.]

They don't want to go? W-Why not?

I'mreallytalkingtoArceusohArceu-

[leafyleafhat]

My and my mun are so excited for the new game too! I hope he picks me, do you think he will? I hope he does!

[orangegoggles]

[Oh, you're warming his little Poke-heart, Chespin. It's really nice to see little guys like you already out and about.]

W-With an attitude like that? You BET!

The real question is...are you ready to be picked?

[scraphoodlum]

Hate to break it, but ain't no hep cat like my generation.

[orangegoggles]

...Are you even speaking r-real words?

[He can't tell HELP ABORT ABORT]

[beholdmypower]

If your mundane resigns you to nothing more than a mere joke, there is no reason to be excited for their continued pestering.

[orangegoggles]

[Oh...Mewtwo. Excuse this Flygon while he humbles himself, lowering his head slightly and plasters his wings against his back.]

H-Heh...W-Well...she...does appreciate me! I...I think!

[the_team_mom]

I wouldn't worry too much about that, hun. Trainers care about their pokemon, especially the ones that stick around a while. I'd be willing to bet just about anything you're special to her.

[Have a warm, caring smile to go with the pep talk.]

[orangegoggles]

[Wow, and what a pep talk that is too. Chow's not really brimming with self esteem, but...you certainly know how to give it.]

Y-You really think so? I...I guess there's something to be said for her carrying me all the way to now.

[His diamond wings flick, a little excited at just thinking about it. His trainer...thought he was special?]

[sharkatron]

[Guess who's late to this party?]

My, someone is certainly...popular.

[So what was that about is mega evolution, pal?]

[orangegoggles]

[Oh...oh no. It's like meeting the cool kid at high school. Chow's head perks up, only to have it go down again, wings flapping idly.]

P-Popular? Well...not really. I mean...if we're talking popularity that's...

your area.