dear_mun | Sep. 7th, 2013

Sep. 7th, 2013

Let's just leave aside the fact that place is going to completely destroy my hair and make every single of my dress choices a living Hell- I'll get back at those, don't you worry.

Do you really need to use that journal name? You couldn't just praise my looks, no, you didn't even go with the deep, complicated stuff that makes me an actual multidimensional human being, nooooo you had to go and play the "look at Lydia scream" card and run with it.

Creative writing, ladies and gentlemen. I would so not sit with you during lunch.

But seriously, do you know how hard is to find decent waterproof shoes? And I don't know about you, but the post apocalyptic fashion is so nineties. There better be cute guys aplenty.

tessa_gray

Miss Mundane, I will concede that I'm lonely and that I miss both Will and Jem, but we both know that this idea of sending me to one of those games is a passing whim. Even if you found a place for me, I would probably never see them again. I have been blessed that Jem found me again, but Will...

It's been so long since we've seen him...

If you must send me away, send me to those dressing rooms you found. Then you wouldn't feel so pressured by the applications and activity checks. Perhaps there we can find someone from my era that might be interested in this "CR' you've been talking about.

And perhaps Jem's illness could be slowed in such a place and we'll see Will and the others again.

exactlywhy

It would seem, dear brother, that someone--or rather, someones--finds it acceptable to put us out to sea. I feel I should state for the record that I have yet to become entirely amenable to the act of rowing, though I do suppose it's encouraged we find others to take up the task. Assuming, of course, we cannot commandeer a larger vessel.

You realize we will have to compensate them in some fashion or another. Then again, it is a pleasure to travel with either of us, is it not?

Quite. Though we'll have nothing but time to plunder and pillage as an actual means of payment, I should imagine.

I never took us for pillagers, but I do find the idea quite appealing, as should you.

And here I thought I could simply leave that to you.

This isn't rowing, mind you.

When you put it that way, then pillage I shall.

Pillage you will.

Pillage we must.

((a joint post from

exactlywhat and

exactlywhy. robert in blue, rosalind in red.))

suddenlycaptain

No, I think his social skills were actually worse than they are now.

ghosttricking

Admittedly, this really isn't something I know much about. Paws tend to be a bit inconvenient when it comes to these computer things. I'm still fairly sure the whole point of this roleplay thing is to actually pretend with other people, which means you sometimes have to take a first step and just reply to someone.

You don't even have my excuse. You have perfectly good, non-incorporeal hands, so use them already. If other people don't want to respond to me, that's entirely their loss.

Until then, I'll be napping.

sweetusagihime

Um...are you sure you're ready to play me? You don't seem like you're ready to play me. You haven't watched my show, except for a few Stars episodes, in over a year, and I think the same goes for reading the manga.

[... I'm working on it.]
( Read more... )

teenagebadboy

If you're going to find me a game let's lay out a few ground rules:

1) No weird place like a space station or medieval castle.

2) No monsters. I don't want you to get me killed. I don't trust you to keep my back.

3) No place where you need to sleep around to survive.

If you do this then I can work with it. I'm sick of this dump. Let's flamin' do something, somewhere other than here. Beats collecting dust in the corner of your sick head.

beschutzer

This again...?

I'm glad you haven't given up, but don't overdo it! You already have a lot on your plate, don't you? And... I have something important to do. So, unless you're sure about this, I think it's better that we both stay where we are!

dancewaterdance

I don't get it, what's so funny about me talking about Xigbar and Terra talking about that 'Braig' guy? And what do you mean by 'seeing how long it takes for them to get it'? Get what?

Why are you snickering? Ugh, rude!

thevoidsdarkhorse

HEY!
hey u
werent u supposed to be doing something
like i dunno
doing those revisions to the app
come on u got a whole team of people to beta it this time around
stop being lazy and get it done
i have to get to my boys and make friends with aradia
srsly that girl is pretty awesome and i want to make team curly a reality
no i dun cur if ur gonna have to cross cr u were already doing that with dirk
and ngl but having a big bad be a void monster thing still sounds hella interesting
lets make this happen already

meaola

Is there a reason why you want me to become some Barbara Gordon-esque character? I'm good with computers, yeah, I get it--but whatever's been happening around Beacon Hills is just plain weird, and I don't exactly want to join Stiles and Scott and their scooby gang. Jackson had to leave, the pianist at the concert, the night at the club...

You know, ignorance is bliss. I think I could figure out what was going on if I had to, I just.. I don't really want to, okay?

call_me_saul

I'm pretty sure the Peggy you played me against isn't around.

And if she was I would not sing to her. Yes, it's a conlang and holograms speak conlangs better than the inventors of them, but you can't just grab random ideas and throw them together like chop suey. I mean, humans are good at cooking, but not every human character you play cooks all the time. You're really trying not to play me as Steve, which I appreciate, it's just that - we both hate the prancing dancing singing stuff muns think are so funny. I don't care if I could learn it better than him, I'm not a Vocaloid.

Speaking of which, while I enjoy holographic music, I don't only listen to that stuff. That'd be like saying Steve only listened to... whatever he was supposed to listen to, I scrubbed that data out of my memory a while back. So try and find me a place to actually go, please. I think that's the only point we agree on.

Sincerely,

Saul

ohhhkayyy

Thanks for bringin' me along with you to the happiest place on earth for that thing you call Dapper Day. Although I'm not really the most dapper...or cheerful.

Still. It was kinda fun. I figure with my luck I'd have fallen off on that temple ride but you never let me go. I appreciate it.

And thanks for noticin'.

losingmyreligion

You're--you're serious?

You want to put me in a game?

[He's not sure whether to be happy or terrified. He's seen what his mun does to her other muses; he's seen the hell they go through.

Flywheels would much rather have just a happy existence in her headspace. That sounds like a good afterlife right?]

I understand that Primus is guiding me there to be with the others but I'm really not sure this is something that I want to do. I mean, I appreciate the attention! Primus will bless you for being so kind, I'm sure.

But...I...it...

I get the feeling you're just going to make things very difficult for me, mun.

damncompass

Holy mother of God, mun, I didn't actually realize how cool this would be.

I know you're excited, but believe me, I'm just as enthused.

New icons are awesome. And as Claud says, I guess the world does need more of my face around. Now let's just have some more plotting, ok?

Thanks!

trustme

Mun as much as I've enjoyed our time together in this interesting "game" I am in... disbelief that you would introduce those creatures to that setting!

I don't care if they've been "dumbed down." Why would you in your right mind send the angels to Equestria of all places?! No- No they shouldn't be sent to any kind of world while we're on the subject. They're too dangerous!

[He groans and rubs his face. That's right. There are angels in

mylittlejamjar right now. Why so surprised Doctor? This mun sent you to pony world to begin with and turned you into a unicorn.]

need_better_scissors

Don't look at me like that! I don't see why you find my desire for a big brother cute!

N-not that I want one! I'm perfectly fine with out my elder siblings so shut up!

[ Teddy it's okay to miss-- ]

I said shut up! I won't be your friend anymore if you keep this up!

froyofortwo

Well, I don't think it was too late. I'm here now, and that's the important thing, right?

Don't stress so much. You have some time off work. You could go volunteer somewhere if you're bored? Caring Hands always needs kitchen help! It's pretty easy, you just... [Penny, Mun isn't paying attention.] stabilize the jet packs... [Nothing.]

Hoist the colors, matey...?

... [She shrugs.] Paint your face blue and white and save Scotland?

[Fine. She gives.]

Hey, it's Saturday and it's my turn to buy frozen yogurt for Billy and I. I gotta go, okay?

blackmarketsplinter

'Ey. Shortie. How you doin'? You doin' alright? I hope so, cause I've got a lotta work to do, and I' don't wanna waste my time with yous.

You have any idea how hard my job is? Do ya? I have important calls to make back at the shop. I don't wanna miss any for that. I've got a big shipment comin' in for this, ah, 'group' of robots. And they wouldn't be very happy if I were to be late with their shipment of batteries, if you know what I'm sayin'. If I don't get 'em their order, well... I'll find myself in the bottom of a lake, ya know?

Hey, I'm not bein' mean at all. I'm just tellin' you about my priorities here.

[This robot has some business to take care of.]

I've gotta keep my customers happy after all. A happy customer means a fat wallet, am I right?

A'course I am.

egotisticaljerk

[A smirk.] You're not even trying anymore, are you? That makes you no better than the old man or Raleigh. Pathetic.

questionablewit

You're given my mabari a xylophone? And I thought Varric teaching him Wicked Grace was ridiculous.

No, no, nevermind me. I'll just be over here recovering from that blood magic ritual and trying to figure out what in Andraste's arse is going on in this crazy place. You go on with the xylophone thing; clearly, that's a bigger priority. Now that I'm not Champion anymore we have to make a living somehow, so if Teo can learn to support us as a musician, that'll be a huge help.

You might want to give him a proper mallet and take that conductor's baton away, though. Just a suggestion.

maguiltysense

Not only did you choose to pick me up during the middle of my mission, but your main reason for doing so was because you "wished to try playing me from that point"? And you believe such is justified because I can "return to my mission at any given time"?

Already you're proving incompetent to be my Mun. Ultear entrusted me with my mission; therefore, it is of utmost importance that I complete it. Seeing as you want to play me so much, you should've understood this. Instead, it seems you haven't, as you've not only interrupted my mission, but you also gave a subpar excuse that is anything but acceptable. You don't even have any plans to place me in one of those "games", which I might have accepted as a valid reason.

If you want my full cooperation, then I advise against doing anything more with me until I complete my mission. Once I do so, then we can talk again.

notquitefeline

Oh, so now you've remembered me. Funny how fleeting your memory can be until there's something you want. It's not natural, you know, to miss hearing my voice inside your head. Or worse, to have ever begun hearing it at all. These aren't dreams, after all. Nothing that could be so easily brushed off.

Perhaps you aren't all that different from our dear Alice after all.

nekromanteia

While it's just lovely to make your acquaintance, shouldn't you be concerned about my similarity to that...how did you put it, 'other smartass magical scientist'? What an impressively coarse manner of speaking.

[there is a nearly tangible amount of sarcasm all over this post.]

No? Not even a bit of concern? Ah, to be young and energetic again. How wonderful. But let's try not to let ourselves sit idly for too long, shall we? I do have rather important things to be doing.

And no, 'babysitting Peony' is not one of them, but your concern for His Highness is noted.

axewielder

Sup Mun!

You missed me didn't you? I know you did! And I bet they all missed me too, right? Norge will never tell you, but he misses me too!

But you're very busy, ever since you changed careers, I know you've been busy. I understand! But what I don't understand is you sending me to school. Will Norge be there? How about Sve? Fin? Ice? I don't want to be alone!

((Fistbumps.)) But I'm proud of you, making two journals just for me.

((ooc: tell me if you want to talk to originalDenmark

nordicruler ))

butterscotch_bunny

MUNNIE MUN MUNEROO! It's been such a super de duperly long time! So how have you been? It's been a funnie fun time back at the pet and sweet shop! In fact last week I gave Penny Ling this lolliepop and it got stuck in her fur and we had to get it out, we tried using peanut butter and tomato juice and mayonnaise and- [Twitch thump thump thump]

Annnnnnywhooooooo, you wanna send some of us to some games?! Ooo, ooo, ooo, That Ooo place sounds great, with an entire kingdom made of sugary special yummy treats.

...

No, I won't get 'out of control' if I go, you silly silly bo billy billy.

vanallen

Yo, Mun, I totally appreciate the thought, don't get me wrong, but--

Don't you have better things to do? Hell, nevermind that, I have better things to do. You have a to-do list a mile fuckin' long, so why don't you get to it? There are things there that are more important than dickin' around with me. Hard to believe, I know.

So go on. Go, get. Shoo. Jesus Christ, I feel like I'm talkin' to one of the damn three year olds. Fuckin' go.

theother_reindeer

...This seems like an odd time to bring me here mun, this isn't even a 'Christmas in July' kinda thing.

I should really get back home, fall is creeping up and Halloween is coming soon, I wanna get everything perfect for that night. I wonder what Martini is gonna do, Halloween nights at the Post Office can get pretty crazy.

hairdu

I, uh... I think there must be some kind of misunderstanding here. You have lots of other people hanging around back here you could go for, and it's not like I'm the most interesting one you could have picked. Anyway, they need me, back on The Christa! At least... I'm pretty certain they need me.

And of all the places, you want me to be fighting some war for someone I don't even know? Thanks but no thanks. I wasn't even hatched yet during the first Andromedan war, and I already never hear the end of it.

If there's one thing I've learned it's never let anyone else rope you into their problems.

spartancommander

Let me see if I have this correctly. You're not only a civilian who has absolutely no military training whatsoever but you've also never actually played the GAME that I'm from? No, I don't care that you don't 'have the correct console' to play my source material from.

I don't think reading the books and watching the damned gameplay on youtube counts as TRAINING to play a SPARTAN. Even worse, you know jack shit about the military. Have you ever even held a gun before? Do you know which end to point at the bad guy? Because somehow I suspect with an untrained dilettante like yourself, I'll end up shooting myself in the foot or something equally embarrassing.

Here's a heads-up, mundane. You can't learn a dense canon such as mine through just reading some books and watching some videos online. If anyone could field strip a gun or learn to take down some Covenant grunts by reading a manual then we would have won the war twenty years ago.

Look, we're not going to be a good mix. How do I put in for a transfer around here because I've worked way too hard to get where I am only to watch a civilian like yourself completely ruin my reputation or flush my career down the toilet.

Seriously, why don't you run along and go do something more productive and leave the fighting to the real warriors.

roseatepuzzler

Good evening!

You're bored? Why don't you watch that cool show again, the one with the ancient lost city in Peru? That really was something! With those foreboding light anomalies, rocks weighing tonnes transported to the top of an unforgivably steep slope, a ghostly bell tower that supposedly still rings at night, those mist wreathed mountains--what I wouldn't give to be a member of that show's team!

Or just visit, I guess. But I'd do it in a group, of course! You'd need companions you trust to make it up there and back in one piece on an expedition like that. It seems dangerous, to be sure, but I think it'd be worth it. [smiling]

But if you're still bored, could you perhaps call your sister? Or do a bit of homework? Take a walk, if the weather isn't too stifling?

These are just some ideas, of course.

hatchy

... What is happening in seven days that is. making you so excited?

imixmetaphors

So this is random right? What are you even going to do with me? No one I know is around. I mean I highly doubt it.

Guess we'll see but until then? I'll be working on the next show.

1967impalaluv

Dude!

You have three bottles of Patron in here and some very old looking Scotch! What the hell were your parents going to do with three bottles of Patron?! - what you should be doing with the house to yourself.....AND WOULD YOU TURN OFF THAT......crap?!

[mumble] One direction...yah, I'll tell ya' what direction- the hospital. I think my ear drums just ruptured.

Oh, why hello!

[Sudden grinning]

Look what I found!- Stuff for smores. Come on Bonnie- Clydes off to find somewhere to roast these bad boys!

[pause and irritated pursing of the lips as Mun stays solidly attached to the computer while setting up the tv]

Or ....we could sit here like two idiots with nothing to do on a Saturday night...sounds like....oodles of fun.

-Dean Winchester

p.s. Kids these days.....[shakes head in disbelief]

light_it_up

What do you think you're doing?! I'm not gay! I'm not bisexual - I'm not even bi-curious! This isn't 'part of my character', it's just not. It's you twisting my feelings and intents around to make me think things are a way I know they aren't. I can't possibly have those kind of feelings of my own volition. So no, don't go message that other mun about your plans. Don't even think it. I'm not going to do any of the incredibly wrong things you're thinking of. Ever. I know I'm a bit alone in-game, but all the loneliness in the world isn't going to make me that kind of guy.

Honestly, I don't even want to know what's wrong with you anymore.

Current Mood: aggravated

waterdown

So just 'cause you couldn't get enough of us Becket boys doesn't mean you get to drag me out like this. Can't I get some peace and quiet without all that noise for once? Sheesh. You're just as bad as the kid.

[ a wry, wry grin. ]

But I can't say no to you. Hell, you won't let me say no to you.

What kind of guy would that make me, right?

madcuriosity

Well, I created a dragon, I don't think I should create anything big for some time! Besides, I'm quite content with my dragon.

Still, I do wonder about him getting big enough to fly on his back... I wonder if that's possible! Do you really think we could try it? Well, I suppose it can't hurt to ask.

Current Mood: contemplative

autumnthunder

If there is one thing that you are severely lacking in, it's discipline.

I see you wanting to do things. Then you start them. And then you never finish them, nor do you even make any attempt to even work on them. I believe that's something we need to work on, Mundane.

[Oh god, just what the mun doesn't need. You're as bossy as Jin, Caeli.]

At least I have the decency to not insult you in the process. I'm well aware of how that verbal abuse of that caliber achieves the exact opposite effect.

[Mun knows you save that for 'other antics' anyway.]

...

Excuse me?

moltenman

So, mun. You actually remember me. Now is it because you miss me, or because you want something? The last time I was in a game, I was used by you beaten by Parker and his girlfriend Starfire. It's not something I want to repeat...

... Pokemon? Are you serious? There's no garentee that your app wll even get accepted and even if it does, there's still the matter of what will happen if someone apps someone from my 'canon'. But then again you probably want that to happen anyway... As long as my 'partner' isn't something dumb I'll go along with this for now. No Slugmas or Magikarp.

Current Mood: tired

drinksmilk

Mun -- that is what the others call you, right? -- what's so funny about pointing out how much I drink milk?

And why won't you stop poking fun out of that accident I had when I first got to school? I got enough of an earful from Weiss over that!

[Not telli~ng~

Ruby pouts. Geez, these mun people are such jerks. 8T]

Ugh, at least you don't seem as mean-spirited as she was... but come on! "Needs friends very badly"? I've got three already, besides sis! Isn't that enough?

[Nope. 8U

The little girl cradles her head.]

Why do I get the feeling I got the absolute worst person to have as a mun, whatever those are...?

itsabead

You can stop making jokes about 'not seeing this coming' any time now. It's not funny. It's never going to be funny! Plus, who's even going to take me, anyway? Just because I can pass for at least fourteen, doesn't mean these places are going to accept me.

You're just going to give up when it gets too hard, as usual. Trust me. I've seen it.

I think we have issues.

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