Really need to revise an app

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

HEY!
hey u
werent u supposed to be doing something
like i dunno
doing those revisions to the app
come on u got a whole team of people to beta it this time around
stop being lazy and get it done
i have to get to my boys and make friends with aradia
srsly that girl is pretty awesome and i want to make team curly a reality
no i dun cur if ur gonna have to cross cr u were already doing that with dirk
and ngl but having a big bad be a void monster thing still sounds hella interesting
lets make this happen already

Comments

[dicey]

Of all the cool people you could make friends with, and you're picking Aradia?

I mean, she's not 8ad. 8ut you could do so much 8etter!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

shes pretty legit
we already got all the plans for team curly itll be sweet
n tbf theres only actually two trolls in game
tho id probably make friends with this tavros guy anyway
supposedly hes like my daughters moirail or something
gonna make all sorts of mad friends as a free agent

[dicey]

Rose has a moirail? That's weird.

What's Team Curly?

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

maybe a bit
kind of makes sense with what seems to happen in this game a lot though
combined with all the troll exposure
actually it seems a lot of people could be moirails in amnesia fairy tale land
lots of people keep each other from crossing certain lines and protecting each other
being all non-sexual life partners
huh

were team curly
her horns
my hair
all the curls we got up in this bitch
and were awesome together
so team curly

[dicey]

Do youuuuuuuu have a moirail?

And what did you two do? "8eing awesome together" is kind of vague!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

nothin official
like i know what my mun paleships hardcore
and considering the environment we grew up in it wouldnt be that hard to believe we adopted that quadrant
pretty sure those who grow up in horrible water world together stay together
but we havent exchanged diamonds in any official capacity

we did all sorts of shit
sure it was in musebox land so some stuff happened cuz it was test run
but we totes technically ninjad past everyone
running around exploring ruins
rolling with the sudden amnesia like fucking winners
like srsly it didnt slow us down at all
none of this wandering round in a daze all 'whoa what the fuck how did this happen'
and no flipping off any handles
just going whatevs and took charge of destiny
managed to play ding dong ditch on everyone
discovered hot chocolate which was fucking glorious
then made a huge badass fort that took up half of a concert hall like dealie
made out of benches and fur skin rugs

[dicey]

Who is it! Anyone I might know?

.........

[Vriska wants to do all of that; man that sounds awesome]

That doesn't sound completely lame, I guess.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

no idea depends what shenanigans u been up 2
but dirk and i grew up 2gether and if he doesnt agree were family i am goin to steal his shades until he apologizes for his lies and slander
kept each other sane and all that

its totes awesome
gonna get in and were gonna take over the great hall
show everyone what it means to really build a fort

[dicey]

Oh, him. 8ut you know moiraillegiance is different from family, right?

It's mildly awesome and that's the 8est I can give!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

yeah i kno
theres some crossovers
the middle section of the venn diagram is a decent size
but it's not that silly circle venn diagram its got the two distinct circles intersecting
and like id say janey and jakey are family 2
for me
but dirks different
hes always been different
and not cuz of silly red feelings i got
which i will one day get rid of goddamnit cuz they are mega uncool for dirk to deal with
but its not those feelings that make him different from jane and jake
honestly i could get red feelings for em pretty easy i got no delusions of that
but i couldnt get the same feelings i have for dirk with anyone else
we need each other
i needed someone to drag me out of the void
and he needed someone to keep the splinters together for
we protect each other in all the ways we can
we dont always do a good job and we fuck up a lot
but all things considered its probs as best as we could do with how things were

heh
ill take it!
sounds like a rather high honor from ya

[dicey]

........ That does sound like moirallegiance. Unless you're just talking out of your ass!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

never!
well never about my doki doki for anyone close to me
there are just some things u dont joke about
u kno what they say
those who survive horrible post apocalypse water world together stay together

[dicey]

What's a doki doki.

[inscrutableirony]

So you're double-timing me already?
I see how it is.
Can't get enough of the Di-Stri, even though I'm sure there's more than enough of me to go around.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

u know i cant get enough of the di-stri
there could be a million di-stri and id still want more
how can i resist all the versions of those manime shades and coolkidness

[inscrutableirony]

A million?
I don't even know how many metric fucktons of me that would be.
Hold on, let me get a calculator.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

whats the number conversion for a metric fuckton anyway
is that another way to say metric ton or does the fuck change it up

[inscrutableirony]

The fuck means it weighs significantly fucking more than a standard metric ton.
Come on, Rox. You know this.

Anyway, I think a million of me is too many. You only need about a dozen.
We'd take care of you, clean your house, cook dinner, feed the cats.
Then you could dress us all up as cabana boys.
We'd stand next to a pool somewhere, fanning you with palm fronds and bringing you fruity alcoholic drinks with little umbrellas in them.
You'd be getting served like a girl on butler island.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

lol
i kno i know just checking the math
gotta do that with math conversions very important
scientific method and all that

oooo mr striders oooo
a million would be too much would be so hard to enjoy the view if they were all close trying to be sexy cabana boy butlers
one change though
gotta make the drinks virgin
gonna have undiluted enjoyment of this amazing island pool service
(plus wagon)

kind of disappointed im gonna be in fucking winter wonderland
that dirk is gonna be all sorts of covered up all the time
no cabana for future knight roxy

[inscrutableirony]

Right.
I mean, it isn't going to happen anyway, but we might as well keep the fantasy cohesive with reality for sobriety's sake.

Winter wonderland, huh?
I guess we'd all have to make snowmen and throw snowballs instead.
Better watch out, Roxy.
I throw a mean fastball.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

fantasies are slippery slopes
dream wagons are as serious as real wagons
tru facts

yep
all old school winter camelot in this amnesia fairy tale
never got to make a snowman tho
thatd be fun to do
shouldnt be surprised by the fastball prowess
but the question is can u snipe like me ;)

[inscrutableirony]

Well, shit.
Guess I'm gonna have to be careful what I dream then.
Wouldn't want to knock over any wagons, real or otherwise.

Camelot? You mean there's a castle?
If it's that old school you should be riding horses.
There better be fucking horses.

I don't do sniping though, that's your gig.
I like to take things head-on.
Gotta give people a good thrashing.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

yep
wouldnt want to ruin my dream me streak
i like the number going on up the sign
it gets this cool little ding sound and everythin

hell yeah theres a castle
i even get to live in the castle cuz im gonna be a badass knight
except for some reason i give out all the quests instead of do em
which is weird but w/e
no horses yet tho
except the one unicorn and, according to the scrawny viking informant, the pony statue other dirks team got in their basement

cant argue with a good thrashing
but theres something fun about the bewildered look of the unsuspecting
how could i resist that sort of funny

[inscrutableirony]

So there's a castle, you're going to be a knight, and there are no horses.
Fucking figures.
I swear there are some lameass games around here.
I guess I could get behind the unicorn though.
Better than nothing.

So if you're a knight do you get a bunch of cool armor and shit?
How about a lance?
All knights have to have lances, everyone knows that.
Don't know how it's supposed to work if there aren't any horses, but I guess you could ride the unicorn.
Get it all saddled up and gallop off on a quest or something.
Doesn't make sense that you're giving them instead of doing them.
Aren't the King and Queen supposed to do that?
Do you even have a monarch?

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

the unicorn sounds pretty legit
confusing fucker apparently
but at least hes the nice kind of unicorn whose trying to understand feelings
omg he could be a twilight except its all feeling not just friendship
but yeah no horses kind of sucks
ngl imagining you with a bunch of horses trying to hide those squeals of joy you would totes be doing on the inside is too magnificent for words

thats the sucky part!
i dont even get cool weapons or special weapons or nothing
even worse is im gonna be tumbling in the middle of a goddamn frozen lake in my magic pjs minus the magic
so its gonna be cold as balls until i get to my room
like srsly this should be employee abuse or something
but maybe i could get a lance
i could rock a lance
we do have a bunch of queens though
like a fuckton of queens
only king though is mia
along with all his personal knights save the one kind of macking on his woman