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1967impalaluv) wrote in
dear_mun2013-09-07 08:24 pm
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Muse Mun Dates night- well what else do you call it when youre home alone w/ 6 supernatural boxsets?
Dude!
You have three bottles of Patron in here and some very old looking Scotch! What the hell were your parents going to do with three bottles of Patron?! - what you should be doing with the house to yourself.....AND WOULD YOU TURN OFF THAT......crap?!
[mumble] One direction...yah, I'll tell ya' what direction- the hospital. I think my ear drums just ruptured.
Oh, why hello!
[Sudden grinning]
Look what I found!- Stuff for smores. Come on Bonnie- Clydes off to find somewhere to roast these bad boys!
[pause and irritated pursing of the lips as Mun stays solidly attached to the computer while setting up the tv]
Or ....we could sit here like two idiots with nothing to do on a Saturday night...sounds like....oodles of fun.
-Dean Winchester
p.s. Kids these days.....[shakes head in disbelief]
You have three bottles of Patron in here and some very old looking Scotch! What the hell were your parents going to do with three bottles of Patron?! - what you should be doing with the house to yourself.....AND WOULD YOU TURN OFF THAT......crap?!
[mumble] One direction...yah, I'll tell ya' what direction- the hospital. I think my ear drums just ruptured.
Oh, why hello!
[Sudden grinning]
Look what I found!- Stuff for smores. Come on Bonnie- Clydes off to find somewhere to roast these bad boys!
[pause and irritated pursing of the lips as Mun stays solidly attached to the computer while setting up the tv]
Or ....we could sit here like two idiots with nothing to do on a Saturday night...sounds like....oodles of fun.
-Dean Winchester
p.s. Kids these days.....[shakes head in disbelief]

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reminds me. Have to talk her into more whiskey we finished off the last bottle
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[He shrugged]
Nothin' works....I can stop the apocalypse, but I can't get a girl off a couch. There is something sick and wrong with the world.
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[Still staring at mun with annoyed look, trying to figure out his next plan of attack]
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Have an axe? Chop up the couch she'll have to move.
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[Confused look]
Nah, all she's got are a couple of fake swords in her closet.
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Now that's no fun, mine at least has two nerf guns fully loaded tucked under her pillow
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[Beat]
Yah, she has a thing of pepper spray in her bedside drawer- think I could get a reaction with that?
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[smirks]
Yeah, but maybe not the kind you're hoping for. Stuff hurts like hell if you ask my brother. [Hey! he's caught her off guard a few times, And the pepper spray Cass has? Totally laced with holy water and silver.]
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[Excuse him he's giving her a really critical look]
You....wouldn't happen to be carrying around a gladiator sword or idolize wonderwoman would ya'?
[Last time surprised children appeared in their lives- or rather just his life, it hadn't ended well. Forget brother, stories, raised by aunt or pepper spray- slightly one track mind here]
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An' if you're hinting I'm an Amazon, yeah no. Mom was a medic for Red Cross we lived with our aunt after she was killed. According to our aunt Dad met mom when he was in town with the other Gramps dealin' with a witches coven. [She's not going to add that they missed a witch, but her aunt was solitary, and only magic she used was to keep her green house flourishing in the winter. Fake love potions with organic ingredients that are known to help with situations... Well, keeps business coming back.]
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[That sounded more like Sam than him, he'd never really spent copious amounts of time gallivanting with his grandpa, and he didn't remember a witches coven........]
Are you saying that Sam, my brother Sam is your dad?
[Beat- he really shouldn't be surprised anymore...but count him surprised]
Balls....
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Yes. And you're Dean. I'm used to this reaction. It's better than the whole demon/shifter whatever other monster of the week you wanna test about bit.
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Arm.
[it was a demand]
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Fine. [The other hand instinctively goes to the knife hidden at the small of her back, just in case.]
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Come on' lets go.
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[She handed the bottle back]
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Yah- we're cool.
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Good, cause hear you're one of the ones to talk to when it comes to rebuilding impalas. Let a friend drive mine and he cracked the radiator.
[No don't worry Dean, it's not your baby, hers is two years younger, and a baby blue.]
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What the hell was he doing with it?
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Well he said it was a beer run. Pretty sure my brother was chasing down vamps with it.
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[beat]
And try hunting vamps with a knife not a car... thats a completely rude thing to do to the paint job.
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[She giggles slightly]
They were tearing down Rodeo Dr on hogs and his bike was at the apartment so he stranded me in the ritzy shopping district to go find the nest. For it he's tending to the paint job with a fine brush. It's the engine I wont let him deal with. Bad enough he goes through bike engines in a year.
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You sure you can trust any offspring of my brother with a paintjob on an impala?
[beat]
man, what am I saying....the idea Sammy has....kids...yah thats never going to come out sounding right.
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And here I thought that's what you and Gramps always wanted for him? Wife, family, two point five kids? The whole white picket fence. [Okay so her dad never technically married her mom, the twins took their father's name only when they started hunting to protect their aunt... and their aunt was the one with the white picket fence, but close enough.]
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Yah of course,....
[beat]
But come on, you have to admit it's still weird! Imagine your brother having kids- sure you'd like it for him but actually seeing it? Whole other deal...
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Dad... Well does it help we never really spent a lot of time with him. Angels said it was better if you two stayed away. Tabs was pretty strict about it too.
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What did you say her name was again?
[he tried to turn that more official sounding than it was supposed to come out. He really should feel guilty about fornicating with and Angel, then almost getting killed by one- only to, just now, briefly consider it again.- This range of emotion of course, was completely obvious on his face.]
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She's, if I remember correctly from how she explained it... Same rank as Castiel was when you met him. She's just, got more personality. Her words not mine. And the vessel was chosen so my brother would actually talk to her without a lot of brain breakage.
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[Dean just nods and grimaces...he is so not sure how to take this.]
And whats your bothers name,....actually whats your name?
[just now realizing he never asked]
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[he is mulling over nicknames]
alright kid, so have you talked to Sam about this?
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[said in the most sarcastic tone possible]
Well uh,...
[and here all he can really think is- 'now Sammy has no right to tease me on my Amazon daughter...because he one upped me with twins.' But he's trying to keep that tidbit to himself.]
You...uh...you in school?
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Three credits shy of graduation too, which sucks. But you can't exactly teach Ballet to little kids if you can't dance anymore due to a previously shattered knee cap and leg.
hey you <3
.......hi.......i miss you....*just going to pull it in here and cry silently*
Just what I said, though she might actually be an idiot.
/clings
[:|]
Course, if she's still voluntarily putting up with you in her cranium, she might be. No offence to her, or anything.
/never lets go Q.Q
[he's going to ignore the fact about him- because he mostly agrees with it]
<3