dear_mun | Aug. 16th, 2013

Aug. 16th, 2013

Hello, mundane.

It certainly has been awhile, hasn't it. Years since you've brought me out and I can't feel but lucky that you've done so. You know how busy and crowded it is in this place and I'm somehow glad that you've decided to put me in the forefront. We can't always have Gippal hogging the spotlight, can we?

So what are we going to do from here? Are you going to try to find me a home? You're right that it would be great if I could be in the same place as Gippal, Nooj, and Paine. But it's not absolutely necessary.

I also know about the unhappy people you have in here and it's unfortunate for them. I'm willing to work with you so I'm ready when you are.

happensomuch

[Horse is presently sitting, his head resting on his front hoof like a Greek statue, quietly contemplating.]

Have you ever delved into the realms of the astral and wondered about the afterlife?

[Horse knows, of course, that existence after death requires the existence of something like a soul. But does he have one? Does he even have a mind? Does he truly exist?]

As you might know, I am a full time Internet

[And yet this is an incomplete existence. He cannot by any reasonable measure be said to qualify as a character who can be played as, much less a person in in any regard. Lacking the necessary properties of a "real character," he is unable to make his way to Milliways, or any other kingdom outside the realm of his mundane's imagination. And yet here he sits, thinking. It is a puzzle - a puzzle which centers around a single question.]

What do you need to do to be

waveringbeauty

Oh... It's you again...

Can't you pay attention to me just because you want to and not because you think my icons are "pretty"? I get it. My character design is cute. Does that mean you should fling me around like I'm a doll?

Don't answer that.

Just because you've got nothing to do right now doesn't mean I'm not busy. It's kind of hard to fight and level up when you're breathing down my neck.

First of all, you work in what... 7 hours? Why are you still up? And then you still have cosplay to finish before 2 weeks are up. Not to mention the fact that you have things to reply to and finish an application for some "game" as you put it.

Come on now. Go do what you need to. I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. Seriously. You don't have any plans for me.

[Anyone want to talk to a .Hack OC?]

capsulepresident

It's nice to be out of your headspace after all these months again and you're finally feeling confident enough to work on my application again too, Mun. I'm really looking forward to seeing my family even if it'll be autumn by then. Though it's better than being in blazing hot summer weather I'll say that much. Anyway, don't worry about me possibly or not possibly having Giru either at this game. You act as if I'm lost with Giru or Pan, I'm perfectly capable of doing things on my own if you recall.

But enough about that, I want to know what you mean about me learning some interesting things when I get to Luceti? Like what? [A pause.] What about my dad getting drunk? And... What?! Becoming a woman?! [Another pause again.] ...Excuse me Mun, I think I need to find a way to get that horrifying image out of my mind as you keep working on my application. Hopefully I won't learn about this stuff any time soon.

ladiesmanirvine

Okay, I'm leveling with you on this right now, puppet master.

I mean I am really grateful you fixed up my journal page so it looks like home, but come on, you go and make another account for someone you barely played for with two months or something. Plus you haven't written anything is ages. Plus you have a ton of things you need to take care of.

I mean jeez, you do this all the time! I mean one account to be homeless, fine, hell I know your voice for me is shot to hell, but now you made two just because it would be funny.

...[Sigh] Could be worse I guess...you could have played a high school student who wants to be friends with everyone

...

AND STOP PAIRING HIM UP WITH SELPHIE! DAMN IT!

elementum_maxia

As I and several of your friends have already stated numerous times, it would be best for you to wait on "app"ing me somewhere. I'm pleased that you're already so fond of me, but you've yet to finish the game. And I can assure you, there's more to me than what you've seen so far.

And since I may end up remaining in your head for some time yet, it has been a while since I last ate and I'm feeling hunger. I doubt it would change my mind, but at the very least, you could bring me something to eat.

silverwizard

Now, now! Settle down before you give us all a headache.

[ The wizard sighs. ]

It's bad enough that I have to cope with my not-so-behaved companions but must I humor you as well? We only need four more talismans to defeat the ancient dragon. We have come close and yet we are so far.

Surely we should continue in our efforts to save our realm before the inevitable comes.

[ He knows that's wistful thinking on his part. The wizard doubts that even with the help of the talismans that they'll be able to defeat the dragon. ]

Now tell me, where have the others gone? I would suspect they've returned to the tavern by now.

Come! Let us fetch them before they drink all of the mead.

( canon is "Dragon's Crown" )

maythespirits

How many times have we been through this, mundane? And how often does it actually amount to anything? [ She looks so very unamused. ] If you're serious about this, find somewhere to send me. If not, please leave me be.

yellows

It's been a long time, you know. You really think you can still do this right?

lolstealing

Hey mun! Long time no see, eh?

Not only am I happy you decided to pick me up again, cause sittin' around collecting dust just isn't my style, but the place you want to bring me to sounds like a blast. Pirates and of the like....treasure hunting (not stealing, see told I wasn't a thief!), I think a guy could get use to that.

....Just so long as I don't have to be on a ship too much. [Oh Locke...] Wait- [Now he frowns...god damn it mun!]

I'm not sure I'm on board with this anymore.

And another thing, We really need to have a talk about the canon point you're choosing. How about something a little more, I dunno, at the end of the series? Worryin' about my friends like that really isn't fun.

strangeandunusual

Hey, mun?

I don't really think this is a good idea. But ... if you don't think he'll show up ...

Maybe I'll go. I guess.

I don't really have anything better to do, after all. It's not like you've actually done anything with me, anyway.

Not that I blame you. Considering everyone else you have around, maybe I'm not as unusual as I thought.

fuhgeddaboudit

Whaddya mean 'how d'you feel about it?' It's great, ain't it? I was lookin' forward to meetin' more a' Mitsuru's friends.

...Though I ain't sure about the one with the bat. And come t' think of it, why's his friend dressed all funny?

altostratus

We're not dancing this dance again after so many years.

No.

a_keytard

[ Yeah, he's reading the subject. ]

Hey. Whattaya mean "homeless". I have a home... and by the way Where's Riku. Kidding kidding, seriously kidding.

So hey, muny-person, what are we going to do? You're not just going to leave me floating around again, right? It's been like three years. That's a long time, I'd have you know and I got really bored.

So, like do something, okay? give me some games or buy me a puppy... I dunno.

kickhisass

( Read more... )

solo_patria

I am not sorry in the least.

-A. Enjolras

Current Mood: determined

likeacakeboss

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Delivers a small cake to the mun in the shape of the Dreamwidth Symbol]

It seems that you have brought me back with your very desire and will, magnificent! Though I must confess, you have no intention of bringing me into any type of game. However! Perhaps you can perfect a new voice in your head.

Strive for the top Mun! Let your greed and desire overflow to become the best that you can be!

maidensbunraku

So, you are going to take another attempt at this? I do admit your persistence is admirable but are you sure you will not back me into a corner you can not seem to figure your way out of?

Although I am slightly concerned about where you plan on sending me. I can tell you that this place is not one I would enjoy.

....

Yes, I do realize that there is some past history I will have to work with eventually but I can deal with it once it comes up. One step at a time Mundane or else you will over whelm yourself just finishing the application.

Also, do not forget to keep up with the other you have there. She will need a lot more help then what I will probably be faced with.

replayed

So you did it.

It's to be expected though, considering who you are. No matter. If she's there, then you have made the right choice. ... I'd like to thank you for the new icons, however. And do not worry. If you have any problems, you can just watch the movies again. After all, you have the same wish as I do, don't you?

nosukasa

I'm only cooperating because you said Eren would be here.

Eren... where are you?

heavensgold

H-Hey now! This ain't the time to be pesterin' me, kid.

[ Considering he's in the middle of one hell of a hangover, now is the best time to pester this dashing sky pirate. ]

I'm drunk, you're drunk, and we're all pretty damn plastered. So how about you cut me some slack and leave me be?

[ He wipes his hand over his face and sighs. ]

Aw hell! I think I'm seein' double of you now, lady! That isn't a good thing. That means double the damn trouble for poor ol' me.

[ Johnny groans and slides his hat down onto his face as he leans back in his chair. ]

Bug off, kid! Today isn't the day.

tamer

Stop.

It's starting to get really pathetic now how invested you are in this. It's just a dumb manga! [ izumo??? why are you being tsun towards your own canon!? ] We all knew that the spy had to be someone, and at least now he's finally doing something instead of taking up space, drooling about girls.

[ but. shima!! maybe it's all just a misunderstanding and... and...! ]

Who cares! Of course I'm upset — but only because it's more trouble for me, not because of anything dumb like taking it personally...

Stop being a crazy fangirl and just wait for the next update like a sane person, okay?

—and stop pining for a pink hair in that stupid game! He wouldn't last two minutes in that town.

free_will_gargoyle

You...Mundane...?

What you want for Brentwood in your head?

Play in game? What game? Where play Brentwood?

Thailog be here too Mundane?

despremiers

... Interesting choices, mundane. If we exclude all petty jokes, that is.

I'm beginning to think that your kind takes things far too seriously. You can see how far that took my good old friend.

[ That's only slightly bitter. ]

hypervision

So are we really going somewhere to play? ...And our big sis Yuno will be there too, right? [he giggles] It's been a really long time since I got to play with her! There are so many games I want us to play together again...oh, and with our big bro too! We can't leave him out of the fun either!!

...Oh, but, that one game you're looking at might not let me have my handpuppets? [He looks down at his hands for a moment. He holds them up, miming speech as he's now mostly talking to himself.]

"If she really does send you there, then don't worry, Rei-kun!" "You're an elite! You'll be able to take on anything they throw at you!"

Yeah...yeah, I can take care of everything, all by myself! [...But deep down he'd still prefer being able to keep his handpuppets, mun-chan, so couldn't you do something about that? Or let us go to a second game that lets us keep them?]

brainboxgranger

While I'm flattered that you've taken such an interest in me again mun don't you think you're taking on a little too much? I mean you're finding it difficult to keep up with things as it is and...

(She huffs and folds her arms across her chest.)

You know sometimes I think you're just as stubborn as I am. You're not going to listen to me are you? Fine just...try not to get me into too much trouble, I know how you love to do that...What do you mean you can't make any promises? You're just impossible!

cagefights

What, am I suppose to be thankful you took me from one prison and put me in this one? Oh, cause you doing me a big favor, ain't you. [ tara thornton for the sunniest vampire award!! ] Bitch, get lost before I eat you.

72demons

I think it's asking a bit much to expect to find many of my Pillars here. Sitri, perhaps. Keep hoping, though, yes?

I really will have to consider a new name for Uriel, though. 'Angel of Cruelty' hardly seems fitting these days. Gentleness was a difficult lesson for him to learn, but I think it suits him much better, don't you?

Oh, don't fret. Wherever I go, I'm certain I'll be fine. If I get myself into trouble, I'll get myself back out of it again. I'm not helpless without Dantalion and the others, whatever you think.

trigram

So in two days, you're finally going to make me do something? Uhm, can it be sooner? Come on, there isn't anything to do in your funny little brain. I couldn't even sleep with you listening to Korean pop music every second of every day.

From what I heard of Paradisa from your other muses in there, it sounds like a vacation compared to our easiest missions. I need work, I need a challenge. Not to spend a week in a castle with denizens from various worlds. If I want that, I could just stay in The Nexus.

[Le Mun: There's magic, and free stuff. Maybe you could wish for a boyfriend while you're in there]

Ah, your sass is always comforting Mun. But really, you better not disappoint me with this. Calleigh and Troy better come with.

abdicate_you

Human worship disgusts me. It's selfish and pitiful, constructed around innate cowardice.

And still, my beautiful kingdom lies in ruins. While they crawl amongst themselves, fighting for scraps.

I can find no sense in it.

placeintheworld

You said, point blank, "But you'll never get what you want" and suddenly just - what you want to watch me wallow around like some sad sack?

Who do I look like, Angel?

Also I'm not going anywhere. So you should just get that last season anyway.

goingfishing

I'm glad you're feeling like you're on firm ground, but clapping because you "figured out why I have some asshole moments" isn't really something to be clapping about.

Patting yourself on the back over that is also kind of creepy.

Not to mention, again. Riding on the back of a kaiju.

giveadragonsomelove

Look, mun. I'm really glad you got me new icons. And that I still got a paid and all that but this really isn't fair yo. I mean, you're making me miss Haley. Haley! Do you not get what this means? I mean, I'm supposed to be glad I don't have to share a bathroom with her or a house. But now I do. All thanks to you.

I miss Dad, Mom, Trixie, Spud, Rose, Gramps, Fu Dog...heck I might even miss Nigel a little bit.

I do not miss Rotwood though. He doesn't need to show up in Nautilus. Him and that Crocker guy? I swear they're related. And that would be a BAD combination. So yeah, no thanks.

You can try that ATP thing or whatever I guess. Still, just anyone not out to kill/slay/maim/skin/expose me okay? I get enough of that at home.

Just do what you can and how about you don't ever replace my memories of people with others ever again? We cool?

I'll talk to you later mun.

prometheus_was

Dear Mun...

It's been a long time.

How have you been?

balisongbirthday

Yeah, yeah, just shut the fuck up right now. We're not talking about any of that. It's way too soon, not to mentioned way too fucked up.

aterrimus

Hou? A truly fair, albeit mediocre result of those attempting to find entertainment through the misery of others. While a cause that most suits my tastes I bend to no one.

...If it must be said, I haven't the time for such a trial of trivial games. A deranged city in the hands of those that think them fit enough to be gods and experiment on lives as they see fit? They do not know what it is to have real power.

And they will never be able to revel in the bliss of being truly feared.

...Waste my time with these considerations no longer.

jimfromit

Oh dear...I don't know how I can make this simpler.

You. Can't. Cut. It. Anymore.

Face it...you can't represent me like you used to. So bringing me back for this silly little fourth wall thing isn't going to happen dear.

So go...run back to that silly little technician and that poor man's imitation of myself. Leave me back in your headspace. I'd rather be bored then have to deal with your stupidity.

myownhand

Oh, decided y'didn't have enough, did you? I thought I was goin' t'get a wee bit of a break, but I guess my job's never done.

I think I even prefer mum's lessons over your idea of fun.

Let's just try and keep th'dramatics t'a minimum this time.

beforeyouask

[He's been staring intently for the longest while. The longest, really, like he's been waiting. Fancy that.]

Is that a yes, then? Because your mouth seems really confused. Nah, [the Doctor holds up a finger to shush] don't answer that.

Make tea. [He might have thumped the counter, half goes for it, and just raises his hands.] Use the kettle this time, you heathen.

Best answer to anything you could ever want, tea. ~~Two sugars--Sorry, sorry, hang on, I've got this.~~ One sugar, bit of milk. I remember (now). Oh, and before you take your pill, have a biscuit. Everyone likes a lovely biscuit. The lemon and Earl Grey ones you got'll do. In the cupboard!

[He's all smiles, that madman, him.]

Now who's a grumpy face, eh?

Current Mood: chipper

sceyence

[Oh, hey. I always did want to make a teacher post.]

I'm going to have to ask you to step away from the keyboard.

It may be Obon here, but you don't get to take that break. Life's unfair, isn't it? You have homework right now, and it doesn't matter what you think about that class, it's still a grade, you know? I enjoyed all the games and music today too, but there's a limit, and if you get rusty, then I get rusty. You know what that would mean for our respective careers.

...Oi. No. No 'multitasking'. Get to it.

[...I'll be right back.]

I think we have issues.

Aug. 16th, 2013

Aug. 16th, 2013

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