no. no i thought you were gone

[myownhand]

Oh, decided y'didn't have enough, did you? I thought I was goin' t'get a wee bit of a break, but I guess my job's never done.

I think I even prefer mum's lessons over your idea of fun.

Let's just try and keep th'dramatics t'a minimum this time.

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[lesserdeath]

I tried that once, asking for a break. It never works. Mun's don't believe in breaks.

[myownhand]

She actually was takin' a break from me. Said I was-- "too distractin'" or somethin'. I was just happy t'get a break from th'memes and potential games.

[SEE? MERIDA DOES KNOW WHEN TO SHUT HER MOUTH!! :D]

[lesserdeath]

[Not jealous. Nope!]

Wish I was too distracting, but I guess we all can't be that lucky. How did you do it?

[dunbrochqueen]

Do you? That's wonderful! From the top!

[myownhand]

W-wait! I'm not ready! [HAHA... SEE THAT NERVOUS LAUGHTER] It's been a while since I've studied with y'and all.

[Avoid avoid avoid]

So, how's th'castle been since I haven't been there?

[snowbadgerdontcare]

I dunno. There's something to be said for being able to go to a game.

Ooooor maybe I'm just bored.

[myownhand]

Probably bored.

I'd like t'go to a game, but I don't like the idea of any of th'games my mun wants t'send me to.

[notyetlegend]

...Somehow I just gave up every 'ope I had of ever gettin' out of this.

[myownhand]

Y'were doomed from th'start. Just be happy if y'don't manage t'meet any one your mun wants t'ship y'with.

[snowymischief]

Dramatics. With you. At a minimum.

Some things are impossible, and that's one of them. [So did you miss his stupid face.]

[myownhand]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULDNT HAVE TO SEE HIS STUPID FACE AGAIN]

I think y'need t'learn t'have a little faith. Y'saw how I didn't cause an ounce a'trouble for at least a month.

[A MONTH IS A BIG RECORD FOR MERIDA.]

[icy]

You truly suffer for all of us, princess.

[myownhand]

I'm glad someone around here knows that. I was begginin' t'think everyone was makin' fun a'me.

[SHE IS ON TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU JACKS.]

[acadie]

What lessons were these?

[ telegraphed and heavily accented french. oh, this is going to go well. ]

[myownhand]

Lessons on bein' a princess. Really nothin' excitin'. Much more of a bore if y'ask me.

[shepherdofthefrost]

But whatever will we do without the dramatics, Princess?

[myownhand]

Every single one'a you'd die of boredom. Or maybe you'd just find your own trouble t'get into.

[tonewlengths]

Merida! [Okay but what if I pick you up and hug you and spin you how's that for dramatics]

[myownhand]

Rapunze--! [OHGOD SHE IS BEING GRABBED INTO A HU-- Nah actually she prefers this over the icy reception she's gotten from the colder quarter of the big four. She'll try to hug back if she can manage it.] Well, at least one of us is happy I'm here.

[wintershepherd]

Contrary to popular belief, I think you and your mun missed each other!

[myownhand]

And what leads you t'this opinion?

[MAKE IT GOOD, JACK.]

[accidents]

All you had to do was say 'dramatics' and like five Jacks immediately showed up to crack jokes about it.

[myownhand]

That my mun's fault and not my own. She apparently says I have some sort of "harem" of Jacks.

I'm not sure what that means, but I disagree entirely.

[Srsly. I know, like, 12 jack muns.]

[simpletailor]

But my dear, those "dramatics" are so delightfully endearing

[myownhand]

....Really? I think they're a pain.